Guest Four Donkeys of the Apocolypse Posted August 9, 2004 Horses........horses are too good for you and far too dangerous, you'd only hurt yourself with horses so the nanny satan has decreed that it be donkeys from now on and count yourself lucky it was going to be New Forest Ponies but we went a bit short this year as they got sold off to the French again for burgers or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoid Harry 23 Posted August 9, 2004 Donkeys are also known as asses... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Four Donkeys of the Apocolypse Posted August 9, 2004 Indeed but unlike horses who you can run till they drop you can't do that to a donkey - sure footed and intelligent and as I recall the choice of Easter mount for "The King of the......................................." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Night 4 Posted August 9, 2004 Crucifiction I'm going to steal this, hope that's all right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Four Donkeys of the Apocolypse Posted August 9, 2004 OK its a fair cop.........I'll come quietly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted August 10, 2004 Following on from RK's observations, the story of Ronnie's failing health seems to have cropped-up all over the news the last few days. Do you think it has anything to do with the date: August 8th? Mean anything to anyone? http://news.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=916302004 DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Four Donkeys of the Apocolypse 0 Posted August 10, 2004 I'm sure a certain train driver wishes him all the best as well, one is rooting for Bigsy, the local "screws" at Belmarsh seem to think his demise not far off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faustus 9 Posted August 14, 2004 Yes, its time he popped off and stopped wasting the taxpayers money... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tomm E Gunn Posted August 21, 2004 wish he'd hurry up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Our Sole 5 Posted August 31, 2004 Anytime soon........when you are ready Ronnie.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3614324.stm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted August 31, 2004 Reckon he'd last longer on the outside or inside? Mandela lasted bloody years on prison diet etc... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted August 31, 2004 It's a fair point. He will be eating less no doubt in prison and there are some theories that eating less can prolong your life. Even so, and with this information in mind, he is still going to peg it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Night 4 Posted August 31, 2004 He has previously suffered a series of strokes, minor heart attacks and contracted scabies Scabies hardly seems worth mentioning, stacked up with the rest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted August 31, 2004 He has previously suffered a series of strokes, minor heart attacks and contracted scabies Scabies hardly seems worth mentioning, stacked up with the rest. Oh, I don't know. Lying in bed, after a heart attack, unable to move your hands to scratch the itch because of the paralysis from the stroke - I think scabies could become a major problem.... Now, apparently we have a major problem with headlice at the local school. Does anyone know if they travel well in the post - could just be the final straw? PS - Is it an arrestable offence to try to harvest head-lice from schoolgirls? And does anyone know if Ronnie still has hair? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Typhoid Harry 23 Posted August 31, 2004 Now, apparently we have a major problem with headlice at the local school. Does anyone know if they travel well in the post - could just be the final straw? PS - Is it an arrestable offence to try to harvest head-lice from schoolgirls? You are a sick, sick bloke, Teddy. It's no wonder Mrs. Teddy has the largest collection of rolling pins in the UK. (Besides, bacteria travel better.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted August 31, 2004 Is back in hospital............ 3rd time lucky? [Comment moved from main forum - DWB] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted September 1, 2004 (Besides, bacteria travel better.) I'm told anthrax causes all sorts of problems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tomm E Gunn Posted September 9, 2004 Is this guy ever going to turn up his toes? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3614522.stm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted September 9, 2004 His son Michael said on Thursday that his father had been given anti-biotics after doctors found internal bleeding caused by ulcers. Biggs has previously suffered a series of strokes, minor heart attacks and contracted scabies. He cannot speak or walk unaided, is fed through a tube in his stomach and has been admitted to the Queen Elizabeth five times. Michael Biggs told BBC Online: "The last time he was ill they released him from hospital early and he had to be rushed back, so I wouldn't be surprised if he has to go back again." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Poetry Man 2 Posted September 9, 2004 As a new registered bod to this site (read it for years, but only recently registered) I have to say the excitement that a Top 5 death could be imminent is very very exciting! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted September 9, 2004 You always remember your first time, Poetry Man! DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted September 9, 2004 Indeed, you never forget your first time, just like your first Birdseye Supermousse or your first Chambourcy - just don't tell the children! Anyway, in anticipation of this, here is my punt for the death headline: Points failure for Biggs or Biggs Derailed You got to get your pitch in early. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Yeti 14 Posted September 9, 2004 New Digs For Biggs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted September 10, 2004 My contentder for the headline is: [To be shouted while pinching your nose, tannoy like] "Special Announcement: Number 2731 from Belmarsh is late!" DWB My ideas never seem to be as good in the morning, as they were when I thought of them after drinking the night before! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stayin Alive 26 Posted September 10, 2004 Ahh, you can see how, and where, Reaper and I do our best work then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
