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Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

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How do I buy a Transecendental Meditation franchse now?

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Definitely frail these days: Shuffling around bare-footed has given him painful blisters; his unorthodox eating habits produce bad breath. You could say he's a

Super-calloused, fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis... :shoot2:

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Maharishi Mahesh Yogi???

 

I thought he's already dead!?!?!? B)

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Maharishi Mahesh Yogi???

 

I thought he's already dead!?!?!? :(

Talking of which.....what happened to his old sidekick BooBoo?

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Talking of which.....what happened to his old sidekick BooBoo?

 

Choked to death on a stolen Pick er nick basket

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U SOBS

 

U ALWAYS TAKE UR FATHER POPE ON UR SIDE AND SIDEKICK OUR LEADERS, WHAT U THINK OF URSELVES ? U MOTHERS, U KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO ACHIEVE THAT POSTION ??? FU U SWALLOWERS.

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U MOTHERS, U KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO ACHIEVE THAT POSTION ???

Is that a yoga reference?

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Not that hard really, all you do is put both your legs behind your back, I know girls who call that kinky sex but yoga works too. :grave:

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Not that hard really, all you do is put both your legs behind your back, I know girls who call that kinky sex but yoga works too. :grave:

Sorry IYG, is that a typo? I thought it might say Yoda

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Not that hard really, all you do is put both your legs behind your back, I know girls who call that kinky sex but yoga works too. :D

Sorry IYG, is that a typo? I thought it might say Yoda

I never use the force for my evil deeds. :grave:;)

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U SOBS

 

U ALWAYS TAKE UR FATHER POPE ON UR SIDE AND SIDEKICK OUR LEADERS, WHAT U THINK OF URSELVES ? U MOTHERS, U KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO ACHIEVE THAT POSTION ??? FU U SWALLOWERS.

It's OK, I speak moron. It translates approximately as

 

Dear Sir,

 

I am concerned about your recent discussions regarding Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and in particular those comments which pertain to him imminent demise. Reviewing other areas of this forum I have formed the view that you appear to demonstrate a marked bias towards the catholic faith and its leaders and this may be tainting your reporting of the health of our esteemed leader.

 

I believe that you are unaware of the sacrifices our leader has made to achieve his status within our church and would appreciate it if you could acquaint yourself with his teachings and life before commenting further.

 

With fondest regards

Roberto

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I wonder....what are the chances of the Maharishi outliving all four Beatles?

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Maybe he'll go when Ringoes.

Are Ringoes a new brand of crisps?

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Maybe he'll go when Ringoes.

Are Ringoes a new brand of crisps?

Golden Wonder Ringos.

Been around for years.

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Are Ringoes a new brand of crisps?

Golden Wonder Ringos.

Been around for years.

I should have guessed you'd know that Mr Notapotato.

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When the beatles were students he told them there were not to be any women there which meaning brought by the beatles but Maharishi was later found with a young women in his bedroom by the beatles.

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When the beatles were students he told them there were not to be any women there which meaning brought by the beatles but Maharishi was later found with a young women in his bedroom by the beatles.

When you talk, if you can, do you draw breath?

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When the beatles were students he told them there were not to be any women there which meaning brought by the beatles but Maharishi was later found with a young women in his bedroom by the beatles.

This is old, old, bull$#!T. And your source for this crap is what? Did you read it in the "Elders of Zion"?

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Did you read it in the "Elders of Zion"?

 

No, but I have seen the sons of Katie Elder, starring John Wayne.

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