dead Gretchen Franklin

[Tuber Mirum 125]

I am prepared to tender my resignation if that it the will of the Party.

Cash in your notachips, notapotato.

How long have you been waiting for the opportunity to use that one, Mr Honez?

About three seconds after I read your post.

And what are you still doing here anyway? Weren't you off somewhere?

Point taken Mr. Honez.

 

A pause for reflection would do us all good.

 

I shall retire tomorrow for a short while to the North of Scotland in order to spend some quality time in the bosom of my family, needless to say, also taking the opportunity to practise my folk dancing.

[Lady Die 63]

Did she take her Willy with her?

I think little Willy went to the kennel in the sky a long time ago

[Banshees Scream 110]

Yes it's a scream! Finally. Lets just hope this doesn't put

to much of a strain on her good old cousin Clive Dunn.

[football_fan 42]

Yes it's a scream! Finally. Lets just hope this doesen't put

to much of a strain on her good old cousin Clive Dunn.

Lets hope that he will be considerate and last until January 1st, 2006

[Anubis the Jackal 77]

Did she take her Willy with her?

Hey Poetry Man! Long time, no see. Shouldn't you be in your garret composing an ode to Ms. F right now?

[Dr Strangelove 14]

And just who is number one on Google?

 

Prepare to repel boarders!!!

I believe I've suggested before that you should block guests on the threads of the recently deceased.

Perhaps now would be a chance to give it a try?

 

Also I suspect she’s rather different to Emlyn/Richard Whiteley, in that she’s lived a full term, hasn’t been on TV in ages, and will probably have few fanatical fans.

[Larry Pestilence III 6]

I believe I've suggested before that you should block guests on the threads of the recently deceased.

Oh but the ranters are so much fun!

[Guest Guest_Worthing Paul]

And there she goes...

[Windsor 2,233]

In true Eastenders style....

 

Doomf, doomf, doompf-doomf-doomf-doomf-doomf-doomf-doomf.

 

( That was supposed to be the Eastenders' ending tune )

[Earl Gloomy 7]

In true Eastenders style....

 

Doomf, doomf, doompf-doomf-doomf-doomf-doomf-doomf-doomf.

 

( That was supposed to be the Eastenders' ending tune )

 

never mind, atleast you tried.

[Grim Reaper 186]

Ooh I was a bit slow off the mark there - but I see nobody has come up with the killer headline yet...thinking caps on...

[Earl Gloomy 7]

Gretchen Franklin- Skinner-d her Willie

 

 

Play on words from her character name and her pet dog, or is it too rude?

[Windsor 2,233]

Perhaps we could add a euthenaisa (I know) twist to it like her character.

 

Or I could shut up.

[Earl Gloomy 7]

Gretchen Franklin- Skinner-d her Willie

 

 

Play on words from her character name and her pet dog, or is it too rude?

 

 

Yes- second thoughts it's crap

[Windsor 2,233]

In all fairness, she did lead a very boring, uninspiring life so perhaps the headline should be along the same lines.

 

A touch of alliteration for example, 'Gretchens Gone'.

[Grim Reaper 186]

Ah well I think I got it now

[Earl Gloomy 7]

why 2 photos of her ? just curious - i.e. one on front page and a different one when you click her name.

[Grim Reaper 186]

why 2 photos of her ?  just curious  - i.e.  one on front page and a different one when you click her name.

Thats just an update while you were browsing

 

Couldn't resist having one of her showing off her Willy

(With a double-entendre like that surely a job as an Enders scriptwriter beckons??)

[Earl Gloomy 7]

QUOTE (Earl Gloomy @ Jul 12 2005, 08:59 PM)

why 2 photos of her ?  just curious  - i.e.  one on front page and a different one when you click her name.

 

 

Thats just an update while you were browsing

 

Couldn't resist having one of her showing off her Willy 

(With a double-entendre like that surely a job as an Enders scriptwriter beckons??)

 

Yeah-quite a catchy, witty one i must say so. Contact the BBC ASAP

[Deadornot 12]

I see from the Wiki, that she is a cousin of the actor Clive Dunn, no less.  Perhaps a bit of family competitiveness might be triggered.

She should be immortal then.

i stand corrected

[Dr Strangelove 14]

I see from the Wiki, that she is a cousin of the actor Clive Dunn, no less.  Perhaps a bit of family competitiveness might be triggered.

She should be immortal then.

i stand corrected

Yeah, it was probably you saying that, that caused her demise.

[Poetry Man 2]

AN ODE TO THE LATE GREAT ETHEL

 

Ethel was a clever lass, never ever silly,

She was the only lass on screen,

To have a great big Willy.

 

Willy was a dog you know,

Under Ethel's arms t'was tucked;

Willy died some time ago,

And now, Ethel is gone. (Sorry could not think of a word to rhyme with tucked).

 

So "See yer Effel" as Lou would say,

"I know we'll meet agin",

And Bye Bye dear old Gretchen,

From your friendly Poetry man.

[Magere Hein 1,400]

AN ODE TO THE LATE GREAT ETHEL

Well done!

And now, Ethel is gone. (Sorry could not think of a word to rhyme with tucked).

 

regards,

Hein

[football_fan 42]

Willy was a dog you know,

Under Ethel's arms t'was tucked;

Willy died some time ago,

And now, Ethel is gone, so much for her good luck.

I hope that this helps.

 

Regards,

 

ff

[Guest Guest]

Did she take her Willy with her?

im betting Willy has long since gone to the big dog kennel in the sky