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17 minutes ago, charon said:

Its as if the heid bummers of the World Health Organisation had a meeting to decide on the next Goodwill Ambassador, but got whoored on cheap Cava and watched old Abbott and Costello vids instead.

 

WHOs on first? Answer - Robert Mugabe.

 

It's working for me - actually laughed out loud listening to the news this morning and I feel so much better for that

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Come on now.

If anybody knows how to keep people alive its Mugabe.

He tortures them till they are almost dead......then brings them back from the brink.......then tortures them till they are almost dead......then brin........

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God damn OTE internet in Greece. Could have sworn it said hes got a promotion at the UN. Good will ambassador it said.

 

Oh wait. He’s on ANT1TV Not dead? 

 

 

Billocks.....

 

 

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Mugabe looks shite in the latest photos.Top 10 next year ?

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10 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Come on now.

If anybody knows how to keep people alive its Mugabe.

He tortures them till they are almost dead......then brings them back from the brink.......then tortures them till they are almost dead......then brin........

LFN do not ever leave this site.

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In other news the WHO is - apparently - re-considering that ambassadorial role for RM

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8 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

In other news the WHO is - apparently - re-considering that ambassadorial role for RM

 

And it's been cancelled outright. 

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-41713919

 

May the disappointment be enough to kill him off?

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Maybe to make up for it we should appoint him as a Deathlist good will ambassador.  Just like that other upstanding citizen Ronnie Biggs.

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41 minutes ago, gcreptile said:

Robert Mugabe receives an honorary doctorate in food security. Some are not amused:

 

http://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/mugabes-food-security-doctorate-is-a-thoroughly-ill-and-not-funny-joke-20171031

 

 

I'm hysterical - the Nobel Peace Prize is surely nailed on now.

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His updates are becoming to sound less like news and more like SNL Weekend Update punchlines.

 

"In other news, Bob Dylan just won the Nobel Prize in literature, which means that it's only a matter of time before Robert Mugabe receives an honorary doctorate...*record scratch*...in food security?!!"

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15 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

 

 

Dinnae do that, I read Breaking News and thought hoped he was DEAD

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What Zimbabwe political scene will look like when Bob dies:

 

atomic-mushroom-cloud-explosion-2-2.gif

 

 

Grace might want to take over... her having a chance to is another matter.

 

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Hmm

 

Assuming Grace takes over it's - surely - debateable how much worse things could actually get.

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Two months to live because of his advanced prostate cancer:

 

http://www.thezimbabwemail.com/main/mugabe-two-months-live-prostate-cancer-takes-toll-sources/

 

But how reliable is the source? Nevertheless, I think Mugabe might make a fine Deathlist nr. 1 in case Kirk dies or the committee gets bored of him. Either Mugabe or John McCain.

 

Edit: The paper does seem a bit anti-Mugabe...

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Someone somewhere is tempted to start a Mugabe v Tsvangarai who goes first poll/sweepstake, but it ain't me.

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3 hours ago, gcreptile said:

Two months to live because of his advanced prostate cancer:

 

http://www.thezimbabwemail.com/main/mugabe-two-months-live-prostate-cancer-takes-toll-sources/

 

But how reliable is the source? Nevertheless, I think Mugabe might make a fine Deathlist nr. 1 in case Kirk dies or the committee gets bored of him. Either Mugabe or John McCain.

 

Edit: The paper does seem a bit anti-Mugabe...

The article also has many grammar errors. I give it a 20% chance of being real.

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15 hours ago, msc said:

Someone somewhere is tempted to start a Mugabe v Tsvangarai who goes first poll/sweepstake, but it ain't me.

 

 

If you believe most of what you read Mugabe might be in a position to influence that result and there's only one way he'd want it to go

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17 hours ago, gcreptile said:

Two months to live because of his advanced prostate cancer:

 

http://www.thezimbabwemail.com/main/mugabe-two-months-live-prostate-cancer-takes-toll-sources/

 

But how reliable is the source? Nevertheless, I think Mugabe might make a fine Deathlist nr. 1 in case Kirk dies or the committee gets bored of him. Either Mugabe or John McCain.

 

Edit: The paper does seem a bit anti-Mugabe...

That is utter bollocks.

His Witch Doctor has sacrificed half a dozen albinos and fed the old cunt huge amounts of Tiger semen.

Mugabe will live to 200, at the very least!

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4 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Mugabe will live to 200, at the very least!

 

Which is more than I can say for the poor sod who has to collect the tiger semen.

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4 minutes ago, msc said:

 

Which is more than I can say for the poor sod who has to collect the tiger semen.

Life is cheap in Zimbabwe.

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14 hours ago, Zsa Zsa's leg said:

The article also has many grammar errors. I give it a 20% chance of being real.

 

All lies, I am good and well. 

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11 minutes ago, RobertMugabe said:

 

All lies, I am good and well. 

How is your mate Tsvangirai Bob?

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