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3 hours ago, drol said:

Drop this fucker for next year. He will never die.

People were saying the same thing about Clive Dunn and Zsa Zsa. Besides, now he’s no longer calling the shots, what does he really have to live for? 

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6 hours ago, drol said:

Drop this fucker for next year. He will never die.

Well, he can’t get up if he gets dropped. :P 

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21 minutes ago, Death Impends said:

Now unable to walk, says Mnangagwa.

Ahah, I just spoke! I'll try again: he will live many years to come.

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Some of them  can walk till the day they die, some are confined to a bed for years before they go. Sadly I think this is likely to be the latter 

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His life is in the hands of the committee. Drop him he dies, don't he lives. Big responsibility, glad it isn't mine!

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1 hour ago, QTips said:

His life is in the hands of the committee. Drop him he dies, don't he lives. Big responsibility, glad it isn't mine!

 

Indeed - if he can't walk he's wheely ill!

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His new party denies Mugabe is ill. 

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I swear the day Mugabe will die will be one of the happiest day in my life. Old bastard.

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3 minutes ago, Funeralopolis said:

 

In any normal month I would be delighted to see him cark it, but he's worth 6 points in Inverse Survivors. Come on Bobby, another 4 weeks, you can do it!

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The endgame... about time...

 

Just annoying that if I had had a little more time to think, I would have chosen him instead of JLT in the Advent Avalanche.

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Nothing on BBC half an hour later - this is Robert Mugabe we're talking about - fake news?

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I feel something is up with him considering he wasn't supposed to be in Singapore for this long, but I'm not sure if that is a reliable news source. 

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How do you spell "fake news" in Zimbabwean?

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On 04/12/2018 at 15:32, drol said:

How do you spell "fake news" in Zimbabwean?

B-B-C

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Zimbabwe government paid 4 millions $ for Mugabe's medical expenses.

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When he finally goes the keyboard player out of Sparks will be the sole survivor on the planet with a Hitler tash.

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1 hour ago, Arsewipe said:

When he finally goes the keyboard player out of Sparks will be the sole survivor on the planet with a Hitler tash.

Ron Mael hasn't had a 'Hitler' tash for years. 

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