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On 22/02/2019 at 13:36, Putin said:

He is bald now

 

 

When ninety five years old you reach, look as good you will not

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Only the good die young!....... Nothing has changed in Zimbabwe, as long as all these old militants are in charge, irrespective of which party they belong to, the people are enslaved....

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Why the fuck can't he die faster.

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I agree.He's wasting away.Based on that pic I firmly predict he will die this year ! 

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13 hours ago, CoffinLodger said:

I agree.He's wasting away.Based on that pic I firmly predict he will die this year ! 

 

 

Could you be more specific, Round Three of the DL Cup starts in April!

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On 08/03/2019 at 21:47, Jeremy Corbyn said:

It's starting to look like he's immortal 

 

 

We're dead poolers - the whole point being we know nobody's immortal and the art is guessing when each of our choices prove that.

 

He won't see 100.

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14 hours ago, gcreptile said:

 

 

His quest for immortality is causing a carbon footprint that'll take out a few other less financially fortunate people

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On 12/03/2019 at 20:09, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

We're dead poolers - the whole point being we know nobody's immortal and the art is guessing when each of our choices prove that.

 

He won't see 100.

 

I don't think he'll see the Summer.

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On 25/02/2019 at 10:01, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Looks like that subscription to Slimming World has done the old c*nt no harm at all.

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Not a good sign for his health,the usually Dapper Looking Gent  Mugabe is wearing an oversized suit.  Possibly dropping weight so fast it's not worth retailoring every few weeks

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It seems he can still stand on one leg though whilst he shines his shoe on the back of his trouser leg.  :lol:

 

Robert Mugabe.jpeg

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Not going anywhere for a long time...

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New photo of Bobby.

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22 hours ago, drol said:

New photo of Bobby.

Looks like he's showing off his SportsDirect haul.

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DIE, BASTARD, DIE!

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On 02/06/2019 at 16:12, Rhys said:

Looks like he's showing off his SportsDirect haul.

No he’s pining for the old days when he could Fix It for his pals, especially if they fancied a large garden 

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1 hour ago, drol said:

DIE, BASTARD, DIE!

Thats not how you jinx someone. You re suposed to say "live, good friend, live".

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16 hours ago, Tower1 said:

Thats not how you jinx someone. You re suposed to say "live, good friend, live".

Or you buy them shares in a Zimbabwean bank 

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