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Just now, Lard Bazaar said:

Out of interest, which was the 'unnatural causes' hit?

John Nash in 2015. Died in a car crash.

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6 minutes ago, Death Impends said:

John Nash in 2015. Died in a car crash.

 

Botha died of a heart attack. Unnatural for a man without a heart to die of one...

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Well, if you want to get technical (and medical) about this, so far out of this year's Deathlist, only Fats Domino and Hugh Hefner have died of "natural causes".

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Everyone dies the same way: short of breath.

 

Can't mind who on here once said that was a relatives catchphrase, but I've nicked it extensively since...

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6 hours ago, Death Impends said:

John Nash in 2015. Died in a car crash.

Ah, thank you.

 

3 hours ago, msc said:

Everyone dies the same way: short of breath.

 

Can't mind who on here once said that was a relatives catchphrase, but I've nicked it extensively since...

We say it in our house, I also manage to piss the other half off by telling him that Henry VIII is dead on a near daily basis. Falls for it every time. 

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He doesn't look too bad, Catherine looks stunning, and I don't know what's going on in that last picture (although the word "swap" comes to mind).

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10 minutes ago, Life Is Beautiful said:

He doesn't look too bad, Catherine looks stunning, and I don't know what's going on in that last picture (although the word "swap" comes to mind).

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Why get a sugar daddy when you can have a sugar granddaddy:p

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12 hours ago, Life Is Beautiful said:

He doesn't look too bad, Catherine looks stunning, and I don't know what's going on in that last picture (although the word "swap" comes to mind).

 

lol @ the idea Kirk Douglas has consensual sex

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3 hours ago, TomTomTelekom said:
I think on the last pic right side, Michael wants to kiss the granny on the mouth as well? :o

 

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BREAKING NEWS:

Another actress steps forward to accuse Kirk Douglas of sexual assault.

 

"It was horrible", said Ms. Zeta-Jones, 48.

"For some reason, he insisted that I call him (sugargrandaddy), and kept yelling (I'm Spartacus! I'm Spartacus!) after it was all over.", added the Welsh thespian.

 

 

Never underestimate the imagination of tabloids.

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On 11/13/2017 at 01:00, Life Is Beautiful said:

He doesn't look too bad, Catherine looks stunning, and I don't know what's going on in that last picture (although the word "swap" comes to mind).

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Might be interesting to have a father-son death event around Christmas with Kirk and Michael. Similar to the Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher situation that happened in 2016. 

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Visited by some old British actress or something.

He couldn't attend the Kirk Douglas Award for Excellence in Film  at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival, so the winner came to see him.

 

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Where's his other hand? Touch of the George HW's going on? (touch being the word obviously!)

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1 hour ago, Life Is Beautiful said:

Visited by some old British actress or something.

He couldn't attend the Kirk Douglas Award for Excellence in Film  at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival, so the winner came to see him.

 

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Some old actress??!! That is no way to talk about the wonderful Dame Judi Dench. Though she is knocking on a bit these days but healthy with it.

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38 minutes ago, Bentrovato said:

Some old actress??!! That is no way to talk about the wonderful Dame Judi Dench. Though she is knocking on a bit these days but healthy with it.

She has some problems with her sight, which is failing a bit.

 

Misjudge those stairs and....

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2 hours ago, Life Is Beautiful said:

Visited by some old British actress or something.

He couldn't attend the Kirk Douglas Award for Excellence in Film  at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival, so the winner came to see him.

 

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O Gawd Kirk = remove the hand and slither away from The Dench.  If I can't see both there's a court case in the offing.

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I've just seen a post on my Facebook feed indicating that he's died, shared by an LA based journalist acquaintance of mine. Can't vouch for the post's veracity at present. 

 

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Sorry - it now seems to be yet another hoax.

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Wasn't there a Johnny Hallyday death hoax just before he snuffed it?  so you never know.

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Toast, the difference  is that Hallyday was known to be very ill and distanced himself from the public for quite some time, unlike Douglas.

 

Long Live Kirk! Never believe the hoaxsters.

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5 minutes ago, Life Is Beautiful said:

Toast, the difference  is that Hallyday was known to be very ill and distanced himself from the public for quite some time, unlike Douglas.

 

Long Live Kirk! Never believe the hoaxsters.

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A hoax is a hoax, the probability of the hoax being real is the same for each one. Also, at nearly 101 years old Kirk might as well be considered terminally ill. There's little chance he'll make it much further.

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