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I want to meet a girl who's eyes shine brighter then the diamonds of time

And who's voice is sweeter then the music of a mans destiny

A girl who's hair flows like the rivers of paradise

And who's dreams carry you away on the stars of a rebels night

A girl who drinks alcohol down as if it were water

And who moves as does the wind of all your cherished memories

A girl who has a body, that writes your emotions and defines your fantasies

A girl who rules the passion equally on this rock as does you

I want to meet a girl who wants to kill me

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I want to meet a girl who wants to kill me

You've come to the right place.

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A girl who has a body, that writes your emotions and defines your fantasies

:lol: You've really got to get on top of this grammar thing Banshee.

You ony used one comma in that entire, erm, thing, and it was at exactly the wrong point.

By placing it where you did you are saying effectively saying "I want a girl who has a body. And she must also writes your emotions" [sic] ...

I think you'll find that most girls do have a body of some sort or other.

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I want to meet a girl who wants to kill me

 

Will a 'small' Scottish 'kid' do? :lol:

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Guest Grammar Professional

(Grabs neck of Honez)

Well

Could you write something better in less then five minutes?

Ehrmmmmmm

Don't think so.

And in reality it doesn't matter much

To a woman that is very romantic

And maybe even Breakfast the next morning!

If you know what I mean

And that certainly matters

So deal with it

Keep your head high

And smile!

(All smiles)

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(Grabs neck of Honez)

Well

Could you write something better in less then five minutes?

Ehrmmmmmm

Don't think so.

And in reality it doesn't matter much

To a woman that is very romantic

And maybe even Breakfast the next morning!

If you know what I mean

And that certainly matters

So deal with it

Keep your head high

And smile!

(All smiles)

 

That's funny.

This one doesn't use full stops either.

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My guests will be:

Marco Polo*

John Muir*

Carl Sagan

Jeff Corwin*

Steve Irwin*

Pythagoras

Galileo

Patrick Moore

 

*These guests will probably be bringing along various creatures of interest

so I am asking for volunteers to come over for an after-party to help me with

clean-up.

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My guests will be:

Marco Polo*

John Muir*

Carl Sagan

Jeff Corwin*

Steve Irwin*

Pythagoras

Galileo

Patrick Moore

 

*These guests will probably be bringing along various creatures of interest

so I am asking for volunteers to come over for an after-party to help me with

clean-up.

 

Ah, so you'll be wanting to talk about the weather then?

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A dinner party is no party without games!

 

President Warren G. Harding

Florence Foster Jenkins

Eric Knowles

Jose Primo de Rivera

Bobby McFerrin

Archbishop James Ussher

Betty Stove

Sir Henry Bessemer

 

 

I'd sit in a separate room with a selection of Andy Williams LPs whilst the others played a swift and bloody game of Pass the Bengal Tiger.

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Good call OoO; Palin is a superb conversationalist and a genuine bloke, not at all a self-indulgent celeb. Was talking to the man only last week on the phone, not something I've done before or am likely to do again. But he was alright.

how come you were chatting to Michael Palin mpfc?

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My guests will be:

Marco Polo*

John Muir*

Carl Sagan

Jeff Corwin*

Steve Irwin*

Pythagoras

Galileo

Patrick Moore

 

*These guests will probably be bringing along various creatures of interest

so I am asking for volunteers to come over for an after-party to help me with

clean-up.

 

Ah, so you'll be wanting to talk about the weather then?

I don't think Patrick will be a problem. I'll just keep their glasses full and listen.

I can put an extra chair at the table for you, if you wish. Right next to Mr. Moore. :D

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My choice are all dead not suprisingly:

 

Keith Moon

 

Peter Cook

 

Pat Phoenix

 

Liberace

 

Noel Gordon

 

Rod Hull and Emu

 

 

And I would insist that they all wore fur coats (fake of course) :rip:

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who would you like to sit at your dinner table you can have live or dead people at your table please add to the list

 

william shakespear, martin luther king mary queen of scots jonny rotton bob marley anne frank

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who would you like to sit at your dinner table you can have live or dead people at your table please add to the list

 

william shakespear, martin luther king mary queen of scots jonny rotton bob marley anne frank

 

Anne Frank?

 

"So Anne, what was it like watching your sister die in the Nazi concentration camp? Oh - can somebody pass the gravy?"

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Probably just invite the 12 disciples and keep going "So am I doing the wine thing right? You reckon I could take over from him or...?"

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who would you like to sit at your dinner table you can have live or dead people at your table please add to the list

 

william shakespear, martin luther king mary queen of scots jonny rotton bob marley anne frank

 

 

On the one hand, having dead people there will cut down on expenses quite a bit, but on the other, it won't do much for the ambience.

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who would you like to sit at your dinner table you can have live or dead people at your table please add to the list

 

william shakespear, martin luther king mary queen of scots jonny rotton bob marley anne frank

Imagine Johnny Rotten and Shakespeare - or Johnny Rotten and all of the above, for that matter - attempting a conversation!

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Cheddar Man , who died a violent and mysterious death around 7150 BC in Somerset. I am counting on you all to make him feel at home despite his lack of etiquette and proper attire. Perhaps one of you gents could bring along a spare tie. I'll just put a sheet under the table in case things get messy.

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Haven't seen this thread before so these are my guests, maybe a bit short of listeners:

 

Dorothy Parker

Oscar Wilde

Lady Godiva

Peter Cook

Peter Sellers

Jane Austen

Emily Pankhurst

Groucho Marx

Thomas Carlyle

Peter Ustinov

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Haven't seen this thread before so these are my guests, maybe a bit short of listeners:

 

Dorothy Parker

Oscar Wilde

Lady Godiva

Peter Cook

Peter Sellers

Jane Austen

Emily Pankhurst

Groucho Marx

Thomas Carlyle

Peter Ustinov

 

Cheddar man will be your listener! Well, maybe not, but at least he won't be trying to get the last word.

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My 12 (in alphabetical order):

 

Douglas Adams;

Muhammed Ali;

Brigitte Bardot;

George Best;

Victor Borge;

Bernard Cribbins;

Spike Milligan;

Jose Mourinho;

Mo Mowlam;

'Nosher' Powell;

Paul Smith (former Warwickshire cricketer);

Norman Wisdom.

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Al-Megrahi

Kristin Hallenga

Ronnie Biggs

Bumibol Adulyadej

Fidel Castro

Sihanouk

Stephen Hawking

Richard Attenborough

Peter Falk

John Demjanjuk

Elizabeth Taylor

Queen Fabiola

Penny Marshall

Donald Neilson

 

Simply in the hope that my cooking would finish them off, and I would emerge victorious on the DDP.

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I like the idea of this thread - so if you'll please allow me to detach from reality for a moment...

 

My guest list would consist of.

 

John Wayne Gacey.

Jeffrey Dahmer.

Ottis Toole.

Bevan Spencer von Einem.

Albert Fish.

Gilles De Rais.

and Justin Bieber.

 

I would prey that they didn't bring any food from home. :)

 

 

 

Disclaimer: I do not usually associate with such characters, nor do I indorse their actions.

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