Monoclinic 39 Posted August 10, 2007 "I'm glad that's over". Eric Morecambe. Moments after walking off stage, he faced his final curtain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,453 Posted August 10, 2007 "Kiss me, Star C" - Lord Fellatio Nelson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Peter 13 Posted August 10, 2007 "Jesus Christ, I think I'm deein' " -- Annabella Murray (nee Henderson) my Grandmother Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead O'Gonner 1 Posted August 10, 2007 The tongues of dying men enforce attention like deep harmony. William Shakespeare, Richard II Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead O'Gonner 1 Posted August 10, 2007 I have found this website Real Last word I have only been through A and B so far but thi shas to be my favourite Burbank, Luther (1849-1926) "I don't feel good." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,141 Posted August 10, 2007 " Oh f**k, the throttle stuck!" Donald Campbell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted August 10, 2007 'Grghgghururghghlglughgelguh' - Michael Hutchence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted August 11, 2007 Is that a telegram from King William? Where are my spectacles, Myrtle? - Windsor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,023 Posted August 11, 2007 "But I thought I was immortal" - Clive Dunn, 2031 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twelvetrees 10 Posted August 12, 2007 "Sorry" - Margaret Thatcher "This is no time for soundbites, but I feel the hand of death on my shoulder" - Tony Blair "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me?" - Bobby Kennedy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,645 Posted August 12, 2007 What a fantastic new upgrade - heaven can wait Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,645 Posted August 12, 2007 "Of course that muffled sound coming from the hold wasn't a b0mb exploding" - heaven can wait as the aeroplane is halfway over the Atlantic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted August 13, 2007 Gee willikers , looks like this gun hasn't been cleaned in ages. - Dick Cheney Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted August 13, 2007 ......"Guess what?" " "I met Michael Barrymore yesterday" " He has invited me to a party at his house tonight, and he said that I could go in his Swimming Pool..............." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Tooth Fairy Posted August 16, 2007 Is that a real gun? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 148 Posted August 16, 2007 One thousand, two thousand, three thousand, check canopy.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted February 3, 2008 My favourite are Oscar Wilde's: "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bosie Posted February 3, 2008 My favourite are Oscar Wilde's: "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go" Maybe they were, and maybe they weren't. If only he'd taped it or put it on YouTube. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted February 3, 2008 What a shame! Those would have been great last words... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoggie 0 Posted February 4, 2008 F*cking Romans- jessus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 137 Posted February 4, 2008 What a shame! Those would have been great last words... I agree DdlM, ones I could particularly agree with as the house I live in used to belong to my late father-in-law, some of the wallpaper was absolutely shocking , the vestibule in particular was decorated like a 1970's Indian restaurant, red and gold flock wallpaper, I hope I never die in a room like that! Still it was nice to read those OW quotes, some great ones there. Belated welcome to the DL too . LG. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted February 5, 2008 Belated welcome to the DL too . LG. Well thanks a lot! What about famous epitaphs? Is there a thread for that already? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Peter 13 Posted February 5, 2008 "What the f**k was that !" (in Japanese) -- The Mayor of Hiroshima, 08:15 August 6 1945. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Peter 13 Posted February 5, 2008 "F**k, another atomic Bomb!!" (in Japanese) -- Mayor of Nagasaki, 11:01 August 9 1945. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted July 14, 2009 Thought it was about time there was a thread devoted to the final utterances of the great and the good before they breathed their last. For example...John le Mesurier's last words were.... "It's all been rather lovely." Very Wilson-esque. Quote away, folks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
