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Comedian Dawn French has moved to Cornwall to die, apparently. She reckons she will not live long.....

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Comedian Dawn French has moved to Cornwall to die, apparently. She reckons she will not live long.....

It seems to me to be a publicity stunt. Especially since the article says that she is not ill and is planning to write an autobiography.

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Interesting article about Dawn French. Her dad topped himself when she was 19, successful in his third suicide bid. Good stuff about how that might change her outlook on life.

 

She's not going anywhere soon, but that tonnage of flab could see her out before pensionable age.

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CR

 

Is that one of those posts only dogs can read?

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Wow, if you ask me, the sea air seems to have done her some good already! :referee:

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Comedian Dawn French has moved to Cornwall to die, apparently. She reckons she will not live long.....

I truly hate Dawn French. Not on the Grounds that she is any way physically unappealling. I don't subscribe to the gary Bushel/ Jim davisdson nonsense about there being anything wrong with the way she looks. I ahte her on the very simple grounds that she is not funny but people seem to fawn over her comic abilities.

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I think her husband Lenny Henry will do something if she's in danger of death.

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I think her husband Lenny Henry will do something if she's in danger of death.

 

Yeah, get out the life insurance policy and ring a removals firm to take away a lorry load of unwanted chocolate.

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I think her husband Lenny Henry will do something if she's in danger of death.

Face/ pillow interface hopefully.

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Y'know what, looking back on this thread, we're a bit - like - fattist. It's never occured to us that he might just love her for the person she is.

 

Nah...........

 

D'ya think of a nighttime he just rolls her in flour and dives on the wettest bit?

 

 

Coats on.

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I'd feel sorry for the pallbearers.

Don't forget they're still cremating Hattie Jacques... Carry On Cremating!

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I'm under the impression ... Dawn French believes her death is right next door because she probably has a sh*t diet and since the vitamins everybody needs in their systems to function are absent from hers, a bag of Lays Chips and a Dr.Pepper isn't going to assemble positive mind sets.

 

And that's that. She should make friends with 'Jenny Craig' representatives Kirsty Ali and Valerie Bertinelli

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Millwall 32 wrote:

 

I ahte her on the very simple grounds that she is not funny but people seem to fawn over her comic abilities.

 

I really hope you were dyslexic with the word hate and weren't confessing to some celebrity cunnilingus on very simple grounds...

 

Cheers,

 

BHB

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Millwall 32 wrote:

 

I ahte her on the very simple grounds that she is not funny but people seem to fawn over her comic abilities.

 

I really hope you were dyslexic with the word hate and weren't confessing to some celebrity cunnilingus on very simple grounds...

 

Cheers,

 

BHB

That would be Fawn Drench you're thinking of.

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It's been confirmed that Dawn French has

contracted the Ebola flesh-eating disease.

Doctors have given her 27 years to live

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It's been confirmed that Dawn French has

contracted the Ebola flesh-eating disease.

Doctors have given her 27 years to live

 

 

I'd heard about this; researchers are looking into whether the bug will die of cholestrol poisoning before Frenchie cops it.

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It's been confirmed that Dawn French has

contracted the Ebola flesh-eating disease.

Doctors have given her 27 years to live

 

Harsh. But funny.

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1 hour ago, RobertMugabe said:

A decent pick for 2019

Been a shite pick for 2008-2009-2010-2011-2012-2013-2014-2015-2016-2017-2018 (thus far).  You sure this time Robert?

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On 28/09/2018 at 23:36, Sir Creep said:

Been a shite pick for 2008-2009-2010-2011-2012-2013-2014-2015-2016-2017-2018 (thus far).  You sure this time Robert?

Yeh, she does not play Ice hockey anymore so must be ill

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16 minutes ago, RobertMugabe said:

Yeh, she does not play Ice hockey anymore so must be ill

I don’t play ice hockey anymore. Does that mean I’m ill?

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17 hours ago, Joey Russ said:

I don’t play ice hockey anymore. Does that mean I’m ill?

No, it means you dream about bumming han solo in in the millennium falcon. 

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On 07/04/2008 at 15:57, Anubis the Jackal said:

It's been confirmed that Dawn French has

contracted the Ebola flesh-eating disease.

Doctors have given her 27 years to live

A must for 2035.

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On 28/09/2018 at 23:36, Sir Creep said:

Been a shite pick for 2008-2009-2010-2011-2012-2013-2014-2015-2016-2017-2018 (thus far).  You sure this time Robert?

It’s the Mugabe guarantee 

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