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An American, Larry Genius*, died of drinking chloroquine phosphate (fish tank cleaner) last month after confusing it for hydroxychloroquine - a drug previously touted by Trump as a potential cure to treat Covid-19. His wife, Wanda, said "I was in the pantry and I saw it sitting on the back shelf and I said 'hey isn't that stuff they were talking about on tv'."

 

*actually his name was Gary Lenius, but my version sounds more appropriate

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/man-dies-drinking-cleaner-thought-21924827

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Darwin Award for 2020 is surely done and dusted already.

 

Woman in North Carolina dies after going to pet an alligator. It ended exactly as you think it might have done.

 

Wildlife expert guy with the best "fucking duh" response too:

 

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"There was nothing unusual here as it relates to the alligator. It has a history of doing what alligators do," he added. "Alligators are opportunistic feeders that wait for prey to get close enough to the water or enter into its environment (the water) before attempting to take it. Alligators do not travel across land looking for its prey to chase."

 

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5 minutes ago, msc said:

Darwin Award for 2020 is surely done and dusted already.

 

Woman in North Carolina dies after going to pet an alligator. It ended exactly as you think it might have done.

 

Wildlife expert guy with the best "fucking duh" response too:

 

 

Woman: But I thought that gator was just like a cat

Expert guy: Well, I still wouldn’t recommend petting it

Woman: Eh. (Reaches out to pet the gator). Oh, just my cat biting me again. Nothing unusual. *arm gets bitten off*. Oh...

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Texas man dies at COVID-19 party, trying to prove coronavirus is a hoax.

 

'This is a party held by somebody diagnosed by the COVID virus and the thought is to see if the virus is real and to see if anyone gets infected,' said Methodist Healthcare Chief Medical Officer Dr. Jane Appleby

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8513431/Texas-man-30-dies-catching-coronavirus-COVID-party-thinking-virus-hoax.html

 

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So currently we have tiers one through four, apparently it is fine to travel from tier 4 to tier 3 to buy christmas presents because the shops are closed. This is why the infection rates are rising and people complain at the government for spoiling Christmas. This has f**k all to do with Christmas and everything to do with controlling the virus, protecting the NHS and the vulnerable population. The government have tried to give guidance to sensible advice to sensible people. There are always people who do not take the spirit of the rules but always try to bend or break them. Unfortunately there are too may idiots, too many people in the category "It does not apply to or affect me". Apparently the new variant of the virus hits the younger sections of the population harder, maybe this could make a difference. 

 

May be not the correct thread but self destruction is an appropriate heading for these people.

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55 minutes ago, Charlotte's Controller said:

May be not the correct thread but ...


Not even Fn close.  You chose not to read the thread.

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People are so stupid when it comes to COVID-19, Darwin Awards are theirs to win.

 

Man sees father dying of COVID-19, still refuses vaccine, dies as well.

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Man dies after glueing his penis shut instead of using a condom:

https://metro.co.uk/2021/08/26/man-dies-after-using-glue-to-seal-penis-shut-instead-of-using-condom-15156223/

 

To be fair, the glueing was just a side note. The cause of death was drugs, and sniffing the glue.

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As said, we are now entering Darwin Award territory when it comes to Covid-19 and those tempting fate. It comes close to Russian roulette.

 

Next, another classic, Pressley Stutts, a high ranking member of the Republican party in South Carolina. Another asshole who  mocked the disease for just being a flu. Check out his stunt before he became ill and the truly pathetic demands for thoughts and prayers when he just about knew he was on the way out.

 

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The Grim Reaper LOL-ed!!

 

 

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"This is my OWN decision. I trust God to keep me. I ask you to trust Him, too," Stutts wrote.

 

God said; "Aw fuck 'im!"

 

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Reminds me of the priest whose church was being threatened by a flood.

As the waters rose, one of his parishioners with a small boat floated past the church and called for the priest to get into the boat and save himself.

"No" said the priest, "l'll be fine. The Lord will provide for me."

A while later, as the flood waters rose to the second floor of the church, other parishioners came by in another boat and pleaded with the priest to get into the boat and save himself.

"No," replied the priest. "I place my faith in the Lord."

Later still, the waters rose up the church steeple and, as the priest hung on tightly so that he wasn't washed away, another boat came by. But still the priest refused to get into the boat.

Eventually, the flood waters covered the church, and the priest was swept away and drowned.

When he got to heaven, Saint Peter met the priest at the pearly gates. The priest approached Saint Peter perplexed and even a little angry.

"I had faith in the Lord," he said, "why didn't he assist me in my hour of need?"

"Well," said Saint Peter, "We did send three boats, you know."

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https://news.yahoo.com/texas-man-protested-against-face-162922457.html

 

"A Texas man who protested against face masks will be transferred to hospice after being hospitalized for nearly a month with COVID-19"

From another article: "In July 2020, Caleb Wallace reportedly helped organize a “freedom rally” that billed itself as a protest against the “government being in control of our lives.” He also founded the San Angelo Freedom Defenders, which hosted a separate rally last year to “end COVID tyranny"

"Caleb Wallace, a 30-year-old father of three, started showing symptoms of the virus on July 26 and initially refused to go to the hospital for treatment, his wife, Jessica, told the San Angelo Standard-Times. Instead, he was taking vitamin C, aspirin, and ivermectin."

 

Ivermectin being the horse worm medicine.

 

From wife's gofundme page:

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4 hours ago, arghton said:

https://news.yahoo.com/texas-man-protested-against-face-162922457.html

 

"A Texas man who protested against face masks will be transferred to hospice after being hospitalized for nearly a month with COVID-19"

From another article: "In July 2020, Caleb Wallace reportedly helped organize a “freedom rally” that billed itself as a protest against the “government being in control of our lives.” He also founded the San Angelo Freedom Defenders, which hosted a separate rally last year to “end COVID tyranny"

"Caleb Wallace, a 30-year-old father of three, started showing symptoms of the virus on July 26 and initially refused to go to the hospital for treatment, his wife, Jessica, told the San Angelo Standard-Times. Instead, he was taking vitamin C, aspirin, and ivermectin."

 

Ivermectin being the horse worm medicine.

 

From wife's gofundme page:

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12 hours ago, arghton said:

https://news.yahoo.com/texas-man-protested-against-face-162922457.html

 

"A Texas man who protested against face masks will be transferred to hospice after being hospitalized for nearly a month with COVID-19"

From another article: "In July 2020, Caleb Wallace reportedly helped organize a “freedom rally” that billed itself as a protest against the “government being in control of our lives.” He also founded the San Angelo Freedom Defenders, which hosted a separate rally last year to “end COVID tyranny"

"Caleb Wallace, a 30-year-old father of three, started showing symptoms of the virus on July 26 and initially refused to go to the hospital for treatment, his wife, Jessica, told the San Angelo Standard-Times. Instead, he was taking vitamin C, aspirin, and ivermectin."

 

Ivermectin being the horse worm medicine.

 

From wife's gofundme page:

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I would have donated but he was against socialism and handouts.

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7 minutes ago, DCI Frank Burnside said:

Pity the dumbs fucks can't be just left to suffer instead of taking up beds

 

It's not even that they're taking this nonsense treatment, they can't even take the right dosage of it. There really is no hope for some people. :facepalm:

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20 minutes ago, RoverAndOut said:

 

It's not even that they're taking this nonsense treatment, they can't even take the right dosage of it. There really is no hope for some people. :facepalm:

Gotta love merkins...

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