Cowboy Ronnie 77 Posted August 30, 2007 I floated this idea a while back, there was some interest, then it died on the vine. The DL might not be the right venue for it, but anyway. I'm going to put together a 2008 celebrity split list, the idea being a celebrity couple (both must be famous in their own right, even if they only became famous because of their partner) which is predicted to break up next year. Here's a draft list compiled in 2003 (in hindsight, probably some of the "couples" listed weren't): Dating 1. Angelina Jolie ? Colin Farrell 2. Carmen Electra Dave Navarro 3. Jennifer Lopez Ben Affleck 4. Pamela Anderson ? Tommy Lee 5. Marilyn Manson ?/F? Dita von Teese 6. Anna Kournikova ? Enrique Iglesias 7. Leo DiCaprio ? Gisele Bundchen 8. Orlando Bloom Kate Bosworth 9. Beyonce Knowles Jay Z 10. Jason Statham F? Kelly Brook 11. Heidi Klum Anthony Kiedis 12. Andy Roddick Mandy Moore 13. Leyton Hewitt Kim Clijsters 14. Britney Spears ? Jared Leto 15. Prince Charles Camilla Parker-Bowles 16. Minnie Driver F? Robbie Ginepri 17. Lance Armstrong Sheryl Crow 18. Gwynneth Paltrow Chris Martin 19. Nicole Kidman Lenny Kravitz 20. Katie Holmes Chris Klein 21. Parker Posey Ryan Adams 22. Rod Stewart F? Penny Lancaster 23. Tom Cruise Penelope Cruz 24. Justin Timberlake Cameron Diaz 25. Kylie Minogue Olivier Martinez 26. Demi Moore Ashton Kutcher 27. Liam Gallagher F? Nicole Appleton 28. Harrison Ford Calista Flockhart 29. Nathalie Appleton F? Liam Howlett Married/Long-Term Relationship 30. Bill Clinton Hillary Clinton 31. Fat Boy Slim F? Zoe Ball 32. Chris Evans F? Billie Piper 33. David Beckham Victoria Beckham 34. Whitney Houston Bobby Brown 35. Donna D’Erico F? Nikki Sixx 36. David Arquette Courtney Cox 37. Ozzie Osbourne Sharon Osbourne 38. Reese Wetherspoon Ryan Philippe 39. Madonna Guy Ritchie 40. Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston 41. Sarah Michelle Gellar Freddie Prinze Jr. 42. David Duchovny Tea Leoni 43. Gwen Steffani Gavin Rossdale 44. Rebecca Romin-Stamos John Stamos 45. Simon LeBon Yasmin LeBon 46. Kevin Kline Phoebe Cates 47. Ric Ocasek Paulina Porizkova 48. Will Smith Jada Pinkett 49. Heather Locklear Richie Sambora 50. Sean Penn Robin Wright-Penn 51. Pete Sampras Bridgette Wilson 52. Ben Stiller Christine Taylor 53. Hilary Swank Chad Lowe 54. Faith Hill Tim McGraw 55. Kate Winslet F? Sam Mendes 56. Michael Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones 57. Goldie Hawn Kurt Russell 58. Susan Sarandon Tim Robbins 59. Warren Beatty Annette Bening 60. Richard Gere Carey Lowell 61. Matthew Broderick Sarah Jessica Parker 62. Paul McCartney Heather Mills 63. André Agassi Steffi Graf 64. Christy Turlington Ed Burns 65. Johnny Depp Vanessa Paradis 66. Danny DeVito Rhea Perlman 67. David Bowie Iman 68. Charlie Sheen Denise Richards 69. Jessica Simpson Nick Lachey 70. Barbra Streissand James Brolin 71. Arnold Schwarzenegger Maria Shriver 72. Tom Hanks Rita Wilson Already Broken Up (but would be on list if they got back together) 73. Heath Ledger Naomi Watts 74. Jacques Villeneuve F? Dannii Minogue 75. Pam Anderson Kid Rock 76. Marilyn Manson Rose McGowan 77. Ethan Hawke Uma Thurman 78. 50 Cent Vivica A Fox 79. Jack White Renee Zellweger I can't remember what "F?" meant. Suggestions for 2008 please. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,986 Posted August 30, 2007 There's easy pickings in this dept CR if you're prepared to trawl the online pages of UK tabloids like The Sun for stories about famous footballers and their WAGs (Wives and Girlfriends). Also Amy Winehouse and her boyfriend and/or Pete Doherty and Kate Moss, would you, like, award extra points if the couples were separated by a death? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 105 Posted August 30, 2007 I'm going to take an outside guess on Barbra Streissand & James Brolin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted September 22, 2009 After 37 years, Dave has split from Chas. No more Rabbit, Gertcha, Snooker Loopy or that Totting-ham song, and no more biting people's arses at gigs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 83 Posted September 27, 2009 After 37 years, Dave has split from Chas. No more Rabbit, Gertcha, Snooker Loopy or that Totting-ham song, and no more biting people's arses at gigs. Let me act excited or mournful. ...nope. Can't do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 83 Posted September 27, 2009 I'm going to take an outside guess on Barbra Streissand & James Brolin. Interesting how this thread re-emerged and I happened upon it today. Drat! The rain has let up again. Abyssinia. Anyway, the mention of Babs Streisand is indeed odd, since there is a scheduled segment on her for this A.M. on the CBS News Suncay Morning show with Charles Osgood. Eventually Babs and Brolin may split, seeing as how he is well on his way to being 70 and she is 67, one of them will get the wandering eye syndrome soon at the old age home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,447 Posted February 24, 2010 It's all over for Cherley (Ashryl?). With Cowboy Ronnie currently spoken for, it falls to me to nobly step into the breach and offer my services. That's to Mrs rather than Mr Cole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,142 Posted February 24, 2010 It's all over for Cherley (Ashryl?). With Cowboy Ronnie currently spoken for, it falls to me to nobly step into the breach and offer my services. That's to Mrs rather than Mr Cole. Which one of them has a book/single/perfume/aftershave/tv show to plug? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,937 Posted March 16, 2010 I floated this idea a while back, there was some interest, then it died on the vine. The DL might not be the right venue for it, but anyway. I'm going to put together a 2008 celebrity split list, the idea being a celebrity couple (both must be famous in their own right, even if they only became famous because of their partner) which is predicted to break up next year. Here's a draft list compiled in 2003 (in hindsight, probably some of the "couples" listed weren't): ... 55. Kate Winslet F? Sam Mendes ... Kate & Sam split. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,840 Posted March 16, 2010 I floated this idea a while back, there was some interest, then it died on the vine. The DL might not be the right venue for it, but anyway. I'm going to put together a 2008 celebrity split list, the idea being a celebrity couple (both must be famous in their own right, even if they only became famous because of their partner) which is predicted to break up next year. Here's a draft list compiled in 2003 (in hindsight, probably some of the "couples" listed weren't): ... 55. Kate Winslet F? Sam Mendes ... Kate & Sam split. That is the olest looking 34 year old I've ever seen. Kate, you're not fooling anyone you vain bitch. Have I mentione how much I hate Kate Winslett? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted March 16, 2010 That is the olest looking 34 year old I've ever seen. Kate, you're not fooling anyone you vain bitch. Have I mentione how much I hate Kate Winslett? She's an ancient lookin' 34 year old because she wears a collar. I don't rush for you - and I don't rush for me. Life is too short and those who are conscious minded are in touch with the reality of that. If you live life according to your own standards then you'll age less. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 16, 2010 Aussie Cricket Vice Captain Michael Clarke and Lara "Where the Bloody Hell are ya?" Bingle split. Very much the poor-man's Posh and Becks. The split comes after a naked shower pic of her snapped by her boofhead Aussie Rules playing married ex-boyfriend did the rounds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 48 Posted March 18, 2010 She's an ancient lookin' 34 year old because she wears a collar. I don't rush for you - and I don't rush for me. Life is too short and those who are conscious minded are in touch with the reality of that. If you live life according to your own standards then you'll age less. (I wonder if Kate Winslett acts older than 34?) And it's such a beautiful morning. It's worth getting up early sometimes. Well, I've read this several times, had a Gin & Tonic (or two) and read it again..... Still don't get it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest to live forever Posted March 18, 2010 He was making the assumption that others run her life. If he substituted the word leash for the word collar would you get it then? ' Listen, life is short. Right Josco? Tell them. Even though most of his posts are highly opinionated, they remind you that in this short existence we should live freely without becoming what most people become. If you don't understand that it's too late for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 18, 2010 He was making the assumption that others run her life. If he substituted the word leash for the word collar would you get it then? ' Listen, life is short. Right Josco? Tell them. Even though most of his posts are highly opinionated, they remind you that in this short existence we should live freely without becoming what most people become. If you don't understand that it's too late for you. OMG, there's two of 'em. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 77 Posted March 30, 2010 Aussie Cricket Vice Captain Michael Clarke and Lara "Where the Bloody Hell are ya?" Bingle split.Very much the poor-man's Posh and Becks. The split comes after a naked shower pic of her snapped by her boofhead Aussie Rules playing married ex-boyfriend did the rounds. Brett Lee's wife had an affair, Playing Away plus Shane Warne was reportedly forever bowling maidens over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,937 Posted April 6, 2010 Lenny Henry and Dawn French split after 25 years. First his career, now his marriage... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,001 Posted December 30, 2011 Tits and try-too-hard-ex-junkie to divorce Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted December 30, 2011 Tits and try-too-hard-ex-junkie to divorce not surprised at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,937 Posted December 30, 2011 Tits and try-too-hard-ex-junkie to divorce Never saw that coming! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,613 Posted December 30, 2011 Tits and try-too-hard-ex-junkie to divorce Posted here yesterday http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=7763&view=findpost&p=167074 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,142 Posted December 30, 2011 Tits and try-too-hard-ex-junkie to divorce Posted here yesterday http://www.deathlist...ndpost&p=167074 Tell me - do I have a shit sense of humour, or is Russell Brand just a shit comedian? I don't find him funny in the slightest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,937 Posted December 30, 2011 Tits and try-too-hard-ex-junkie to divorce Posted here yesterday http://www.deathlist...ndpost&p=167074 Tell me - do I have a shit sense of humour, or is Russell Brand just a shit comedian? I don't find him funny in the slightest. Shit comedian. Shit person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,613 Posted December 30, 2011 Tits and try-too-hard-ex-junkie to divorce Posted here yesterday http://www.deathlist...ndpost&p=167074 Tell me - do I have a shit sense of humour, or is Russell Brand just a shit comedian? I don't find him funny in the slightest. Shit comedian. Shit person. Agreed! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted December 31, 2011 Tits and try-too-hard-ex-junkie to divorce Posted here yesterday http://www.deathlist...ndpost&p=167074 Tell me - do I have a shit sense of humour, or is Russell Brand just a shit comedian? I don't find him funny in the slightest. Shit comedian. Shit person. Agreed! That's not a nice way to talk about Windsor! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
