Deathlist Dreaming

[wannamaker 1,407]

One for you @Handrejka, last night I dreamt that Cristiano Ronaldo had suddenly died of lymphoma, I remember that he was jokingly picked on a pool before he revealed his diagnosis. 

[Death Impends 7,957]

2 hours ago, Handrejka said:

@Death Impends Well?

 

It's a borderline case, I'd probably be slightly hesitant considering it a theme given it's at the whim of other members' posts. Would be fascinating as a team in general though.

[Death Impends 7,957]

I dreamed last night that James Lovelock was not only still alive, but born in 1942 instead of 1919, and it threw the theme team league wide open as we had to remove his points.

 

In the same dream I also found out Tony Randall was a perennial political candidate in... Connecticut? One of the New England states.

[Bibliogryphon 9,570]

I dreamt last night that someone delivered a bee Hive to our house but the lorry driver was Rolf Harris.

[Death Impends 7,957]

I dreamed that we were in November and the DeathList was still on 0/50, and there were likewise no real celebrity/deadpool-relavant deaths of note in that timeframe. Muazzez Ilmiye Cig's November death was the first in ages to even impact a deadpool, and the DL was so desperate at being 0/50 for so long that they edited Steve "Mongo" McMichael onto the list, only for him not to die as well.

 

I don't even want to envision the forum if we ever had a drought even remotely close to that!

[ThereWillBeDeaths7 720]

Last night I dreamt Pope Francis announced he would retire (which wasn't very surprising, until I read the last two words of the statement) "in 2029"! I woke up thinking he must be really ambitious indeed before "actually" waking up.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

I had a dream.

My dream was that the complete and utter fucking arse trumpet AKA 'Diego' stopped 'liking' all my fucking posts.

 

[Bibliogryphon 9,570]

2 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

I had a dream.

My dream was that the complete and utter fucking arse trumpet AKA 'Diego' stopped 'liking' all my fucking posts.

 

 

You know Dreams don't come true....

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

4 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said:

 

You know Dreams don't come true....

Well, I hope mine do!!

[Clorox Bleachman 2,407]

I don't do much DeathList Dreaming, but I have many, many vivid dreams. They range from "totally fruitbat" to "needs to go back to therapy". My unconscious remake of Noah's Ark is legendary among my friends, but it's not relevant here.

 

A few nights ago about 100 of us went to Tebay Services just off the M6. We agreed Cumbria was the best location for a DLCon. There was a marquee set up with plastic chairs. No one introduced themselves, spoke, or made eye contact. I did see that Gary Lightbody from Snow Patrol was in the crowd, as well as the Gruffalo and some guy with my exact face. Then some blonde middle-aged woman named Theresa went up to the podium and started promoting her new book and talking about her gardening project. Scarcely a mention of deadpooling. After she was done everybody left silently and went to their cars, but I don't drive so how I got home is unclear.

[MariNisia 4,189]

6 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

I had a dream.

My dream was that the complete and utter fucking arse trumpet AKA 'Diego' stopped 'liking' all my fucking posts.

 

You're a fucking dreamer, @Lord Fellatio Nelson. 

[Spade_Cooley 9,515]

Dreamed that I was dying the other night (slow death from cancer) and my final words were "that Antonio Cassano, he was some player."

[Toast 16,130]

Last night I dreamed that David Bowie was still alive and living in a caravan in my garden.

[polar duck 866]

Don Hastings kicked the bucket in my dream last night. I woke up lamenting my awful shadow list.

[polar duck 866]

On 30/03/2023 at 09:50, polar duck said:

Don Hastings kicked the bucket in my dream last night. I woke up lamenting my awful shadow list.

 

DeathList entered my dreams again last night. This time, it was Paul Ignatius who died.

[TQR 14,385]

Gregg Wallace killed John Torode and my other half and I helped him hide from the police. 

[gcreptile 10,964]

I dreamt that I picked myself in the DeathList Cup. But I realized I was a bad pick and probably wouldn't be able to defeat Spade because of that.

[ThereWillBeDeaths7 720]

1 hour ago, gcreptile said:

I dreamt that I picked myself in the DeathList Cup. But I realized I was a bad pick and probably wouldn't be able to defeat Spade because of that.

Are you Jimmy Carter? 

[ThereWillBeDeaths7 720]

Now I'm thinking about it, I actually had a DL related dream as well of late:

 

A couple of weeks ago, Maria Branyas Morera passed away and I thought to myself: 1. how sad she didn't live longer as she still looked so sprightly and 2. how in the world Fusa Tatsumi actually lingered long enough to be oldest living person!

 

And then I woke up, confused as to why my brains thought the subject of my dreams had to be supercentenarian women instead of like, women ninety years younger 

[The Immortal 634]

Had one last night.

 

Jimmy Carter somehow survived to 2024 and was crowned as the DeathList immortal. It was a normal ceremony but then suddenly out of nowhere Bob Barker wearing a suit comes flying on a jetpack with two AK47s in hand, with a bald eagle as his sidekick saying "Surprise motherfuckers! Ol Bobby ain't dead yet!". Bob Barker then fired both guns on Jimmy Carter but Jimmy took every bullet like a tank. Then Bob Barker's jetpack malfunctioned and he fatally crashed on the ground. The noise of the crash caused Jimmy to suddenly have a heart attack and die as well, then the bald eagle was crowned as the immortal.

[TQR 14,385]

Horse shit.

[Toast 16,130]

Last night I dreamed about a turd that wouldn't flush away.  I'm not sure who that represents as there are so many candidates.

[Sean 6,313]

I dreamt last night that Richard Dawkins died and I was irritated by the lack of mainstream media coverage.

[En Passant 3,741]

22 minutes ago, Sean said:

I dreamt last night that Richard Dawkins died and I was irritated by the lack of mainstream media coverage.

 

 And he was irritated when he was welcomed by St Peter.

[Bibliogryphon 9,570]

6 hours ago, En Passant said:

 

 And he was irritated when he was welcomed by St Peter.

 And escorted to the descending staircase