The Beckham / Ian Wright / Wayne Rooney

[Terminator 13]

Yo, I think with the exception of two or three of ya, ya'll are a bunch of loosers.

That'd be me and two others then.

Hmm, I wonder who they are...

Does that make us a bunch of people who go around loosening things?

 

Also, can I nominate Eileen as a candidate.

[The Yeti 14]

Cruz

Cruz means cross in Spanish. First son Brooklyn is now five and Romeo is two.

 

Asked about the name, he said it was "just a name we like". He said: "We found it hard this time but we found a name we liked and stuck with it."

 

Hmm ... Probably because he hears it everyday on the football pitch, he'll be bound to remember it.

"Cruz Beckham, cruz !" Next kid'll be called 'Goooaaallll'.

[Magere Hein 1,397]

Cruz

Cruz means cross in Spanish. First son Brooklyn is now five and Romeo is two.

 

Asked about the name, he said it was "just a name we like". He said: "We found it hard this time but we found a name we liked and stuck with it."

 

Hmm ... Probably because he hears it everyday on the football pitch, he'll be bound to remember it.

"Cruz Beckham, cruz !" Next kid'll be called 'Goooaaallll'.

Or possibly "Oy Bloody W**ker".

 

regards,

Hein

[Larry Pestilence III 6]

Apparently Cruz is a girl's name in Spain.

[Slave to the Grave 22]

Or possibly "Oy Bloody W**ker".

 

regards,

Hein

The swear filter; another tea casualty?

[The Yeti 14]

Apparently Cruz is a girl's name in Spain.

Yes, I heard that.

One boy called Romeo, another a girl's name.

Talk about scarring them for life.

 

Brooklyn must be thankful he got the 'normal' name !

[Terminator 13]

Apparently Cruz is a girl's name in Spain.

Makes sense.....Beckham is a girl's name in my book anyhow.

[Josco 48]

Apparently Cruz is a girl's name in Spain.

It's not short for 'Crusty the Clown' then?

[Terminator 13]

Apparently Cruz is a girl's name in Spain.

What's his middle name, "Missile"......?

[Cowboy Ronnie 77]

Although Cruz can be a girl's name, it's more commonly given to boys. Any fans of the old NBC soap opera "Santa Barbara" out there? They will of course remember Detective Cruz Castillo.

 

I wonder if any of the Beckham boys wish their parents had named them something normal like Kevin or Tim

[The Yeti 14]

Although Cruz can be a girl's name, it's more commonly given to boys. Any fans of the old NBC soap opera "Santa Barbara" out there? They will of course remember Detective Cruz Castillo.

 

I wonder if any of the Beckham boys wish their parents had named them something normal like Kevin or Tim

Well, according to some Spanish guy on the radio, it's a big girl's blouse of a girls' name.

 

I think Cruz may yet be a little too young to care about his name ...

[sympathyforthedevil 11]

In my opinion, the timescale for such an assassination is merely during the next few years. Such a person cannot be allowed to grow old before they are killed ; they must leave in the flush of youth, so they are immortalized in our consciences, a la Monroe, Dean, Lennon, Diana etc.

 

Beckham is a prime candidate for assassination and I believe that he will probably be killed before the age of 35, the age when I expect him to retire from playing football. His death will reverberate around the world, and he will become a martyr. For what cause, I truly cannot say. Needless to say, he will not deserve such adulation, but then he does not deserve the fame he enjoys at present.

 

If I am proven wrong on this point, forgive me. I just have a feeling that this man will die prematurely.

[Cowboy Ronnie 77]

Why would anyone assassinate David Beckham? It's not as if he's ever likely to say anything controversial or profound. Surely if some nutter were to have taken him out it would have happened right after the '98 World Cup, when Beckham was single-handedly responsible for England not winning the championship which was rightfully theirs for the taking.

 

Oh wait, I just read the list of other people in the previous e-mail, and unless I'm very much mistaken only one of them (Lennon) was killed other than through accidental causes. Didn't realize this was a loony thread......

[Terminator 13]

Beckham is a prime candidate for assassination and I believe that he will probably be killed before the age of 35, the age when I expect him to retire from playing football.

Can't see that happening....

 

However, if you mistakenly typed "Beckham" and actually meant "Ian Wright", I'd wish your predication to become reality.

 

If there is any justice, this mediocre simpleton should be the prime candidate. He is a talentless dummy who pervades the TV airwaves; devoid of personality or any warmth whatsoever.

 

Please tell me you made a mistake and meant Wright all along????????

[Guest Chelsea]

Ian Wright is f****** awesome. You guys suck!!!!!

[Josco 48]

Ian Wright is f****** awesome. You guys suck!!!!!

Awesomely awful, yes.

[Guest the best ever]

he will be assassinated within the next five years. I have no doubt about it. So you would do a good job by adding him to your list, oh wise Death Listers.

 

regards,

 

the best ever.

 

[thread merged - Teddy]

[Lady Die 63]

he will be assassinated within the next five years. I have no doubt about it. So you would do a good job by adding him to your list, oh wise Death Listers.

 

regards,

 

the best ever.

Whhhhhhhaaaaaaaaattttttttt????!!!!

[VSBfromH 74]

I don't doubt many still find him irritating, but I feel that since he went to S-pannyer, we don't hear quite as much about him as we used to.

 

Still, he may be coming back soon...

[Guest jesayem]

christiano ronaldo is a world class player better than DAVID BECHAM OF COURSE.

ronaldoo

[Josco 48]

christiano ronaldo is a world class player better than DAVID BECHAM OF COURSE.

ronaldoo

Is he related to Ronald McDonald?

[Boudicca 702]

christiano ronaldo is a world class player better than DAVID BECHAM OF COURSE.

ronaldoo

Is he related to Ronald McDonald?

Is this Christiano Ronaldo?

 

 

I can certainly see a resemblance, Mr Josco. Perhaps they are cousins.

[Josco 48]

christiano ronaldo is a world class player better than DAVID BECHAM OF COURSE.

ronaldoo

Is he related to Ronald McDonald?

Is this Christiano Ronaldo?

 

 

I can certainly see a resemblance, Mr Josco. Perhaps they are cousins.

I don't recognise the football strip.

[sympathyforthedevil 11]

Why hasn't Beckham been assassinated yet?

[Windsor 2,142]

He apparently earns over 47 thousand pounds per day.

Which is good for him....