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2 hours ago, Boudicca said:

Aye, that went well :mellow:

 

Anyway. I woke up to a lit fire! Who says only bad girls get coal?

 

Merry Christmas DLers!

 


As Run DMC says, "Not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good".
Merry Christmas, 6Boud9icca

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Wishing a merry Christmas to all today :) Will be calm and low key for me.

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Merry Christmas! And happy holidays if you don’t celebrate Christmas. :) 

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Merry Christmas everyone!

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It wouldn't be Christmas Day without the traditional visit from the friend desperate to escape the bosom of his family for an hour and a spliff. 

He's just left. :rolleyes:

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Merry Christmas all!

 

Went well. I got an electric carving knife and the obviously bad jumper from M and S from parents.

 

They’re all watching Jane MacDonald on catch up as I hide in the kitchen.... They’ll regret that carving knife if they’re not careful.....

 

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A very Merry Christmas to all.

 

If you don't celebrate: Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy New Year, a Festivus full of grievance-airings, Blessed Solstice, and a Happy Libyan Independence Day!

That oughta cover it.

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On 25/12/2018 at 12:08, Paul Bearer said:

Shoplifters after being approached by 2 Tesco staff. They can afford a nice(?) car like that, but are hell bent on stealing a bit of booze. Angry mob trying to stop them with trollies. :lol::lol::lol:

 

 

One of the workers got a broken back, might explain their haste.....

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-46686055

 

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Oh to have been at THIS Christmas party!

An elderly woman is said to be in critical condition after a caged brown bear she tried to feed tore off her arm and then ate it during a Christmas party. The gruesome incident, saw a 53-year-old rushed to the hospital for emergency, life-saving surgery, with locals left shellshocked.  The attack unfolded at the Aidashki guest house in Achinsk, a city of a little over 100,000 people in the Krasnoyarsk Krai region of Russia. The bear was reportedly kept caged as a form of entertainment for visitors who came by the guest house and was said to be agitated because it could neither roam free or more importantly, hibernate.  The victim was an employee of the small hotel and had been drinking at the Christmas party when she apparently boasted to other guests about how she was fearless enough to feed the bear. When she attempted to justify her boast, everything went wrong.
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One last Christmas post, I promise.

Two Children Found Buried 2 Years Apart in a Yard. Their Father, a Walmart Santa, Has Been Arrested

[Little girl: Santa, I would like a doll, and...
Santa: You know, I think I just may have an extra doll laying around.]

https://start.att.net/player/category/news/article/time-2_children_found_buried_2_years_apart_in_a_yard_th-vtime

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Buried 2 years apart?

 

Big fucking yard....... coffee3.gif

 

 

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1 minute ago, charon said:

2 years apart?

 

Big fucking yard....... coffee3.gif

 

 

 

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I hereby claim the first post of the forthcoming festive season with this story from our local newspaper rag

 

Never Too Early

 

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Mr Bramwell defended the move, saying it was “the best form of free advertising we can do”.

 

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Mr Bramwell defended the move, saying "I am a cunt”.



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Aye well...been some divisions and disputes this year, eh?

 

Merry Christmas everyone!!! :)

 

Let's all unite and listen to shite, or summat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HSzd00YulM&fbclid=IwAR11pf0N2Za7PxbRkumE1Ckui0-NQ8b4J-U-dUEdFICJYd5CJYEEhn9ZZ4k

 

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Happy Yule to all.  Enjoy the hostilities  festivities.

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Ooh, is YouTube embedding back on?!*

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIfZXSXRsYI

 

Merry Christmas, you bloody cheeky monkey sod peeps.

 

 

*EDIT: No.

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