time 7,479 Posted December 25, 2022 Morning all, and a Merry Christmas (other festivals are available). I hope everyone got what they wanted this year - I got my gas bill. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 6,595 Posted December 25, 2022 Merry Christmas, all! I also evaded Whamageddon, I've been working from home this season and mostly have left the house just for groceries, so those grocery trips were the only major risks. But that never materialized. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 752 Posted December 25, 2022 Merry Christmas ma dudes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 1,711 Posted January 3 Now that the Christmas decorations are coming down... Does anyone have a cursed Christmas heirloom that they wish to share? I do. My great-aunt bought this for my grandparents for Christmas in 1999. That set of grandparents have long since died, but it lives. The batteries have never been changed. There's a button to turn it on but quite frankly it comes on whenever it wants. Actually, that's what happened when I tried to film it today, hence the start being cut off. Can be scary at night. The off switch is for decoration only. It plays its cover of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree for 80 seconds and there is nothing you can do to make it shut up. It used to be in A Major but now it's sort of between keys and then it jumps down an octave. I have no idea why there's an upside-down "Happy Birthday" sticker on the side. Having said that, we always look forward to unpacking it and seeing what zombified state it's in. Going to film it every year from now on, until those dusty poinsettias finally stop spinning. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,033 Posted August 12 Buying a newspaper this morning and the supplement fell out on to the counter and I actually gave an involuntary sN-word at the back page offer I mean who actually buys this stuff! £200 - one figure delivered every four week between now and the festive season 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 9,992 Posted August 12 Holy fuck. Bring on the apocalypse. Humanity no longer deserves to live. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 9,992 Posted November 2 FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFFF 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 897 Posted November 2 1 hour ago, TQR said: FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFFF Surely the annoying hit from cancer ridden Noddy Holder etc will put him in the shade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 9,992 Posted November 14 A campaign has started to get Highway To Hell to Christmas No.1 this year to mark AC/DC’s 50th anniversary. I’ll fully support this if it means them sausage roll cunts fail and fuck right off, though I’d have preferred the campaign from last year to get The Specials to no.1 to have been successful. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 6,803 Posted November 15 8 hours ago, TQR said: A campaign has started to get Highway To Hell to Christmas No.1 this year to mark AC/DC’s 50th anniversary. I’ll fully support this if it means them sausage roll cunts fail and fuck right off, though I’d have preferred the campaign from last year to get The Specials to no.1 to have been successful. Phil Rudd could be this year’s Santa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 9,992 Posted November 15 Tbh I'd say this campaign might be futile looking at the state of Shane MacGowan. Almost certain FONY will finally make No.1 in the event of his demise within the next 5 weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,030 Posted November 21 An early Christmas present for all of us. No LadBaby this year. I'm already cheerier. 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 897 Posted November 21 1 hour ago, msc said: An early Christmas present for all of us. No LadBaby this year. I'm already cheerier. Will Cliff Richard be taking over instead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 9,992 Posted November 21 As a present to all Tory wankers, there’s no Kunts this year either. Christ, the charts are shaping up to be almost normal this year! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 13,762 Posted November 21 28 minutes ago, TQR said: As a present to all Tory wankers, there’s no Kunts this year either. Christ, the charts are shaping up to be almost normal this year! A rose by any other name ..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
