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That is close enough DDT! It's the avatar created by Captain Oates for celebrations and described by Banshees as a Beauty Makeover.

 

Thank you :banghead:

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I reckon Captain Oates is very likely still to have them.

 

I'll drop him a line.

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Thanks NAP. If he does then he is a demon backer-upper.

 

And not fond of maple syrup pancakes around computers.

 

Nice to see you again by the way :banghead:

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Long shot but can anyone help me find my avatar? I was drunkenly messing around with sign generators and my personal picture at the weekend and replaced it by mistake without saving the old one.

I thought I had a copy on Face-book, but no.

And I lost all the lovely photo-shopped seasonal variations kindly produced by Hein and Captain Oates in the Great Pancake and Maple Syrup / laptop incident of 2011.

My husband found the picture in 2005 before Google Images even existed!

It doesn't help that James Cameron, the bastard, released a film entitled "Avatar"

That's if anyone can even remember what it looked like. I'm not too sure myself unsure.png

I have a folder of things related to your avatar (80mb) which might yield something - if I can find a way to send it to you. Mostly experimental an boring but perhaps worth a rummage.

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Right, I have a wireless router thing attached to the main PC in my bedroom, and off that I connect my wireless lap top to the internet, and my daughter's other PC to the internet with a pluggy in wireless thing.

 

I want to get rid of the main PC in my bedroom but still need the laptop and other PC to connect to the internet - is this possible and what do I connect the router thing to if I get rid of the main PC?

 

Apologies, as ever, for my total lack of technical know-how. I've searched a few things but none of it makes sense to a thick twat like me. Any help much appreciated :banghead:

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If the router thingy is a wireless router thingy then you may not have to connect it to anything.

 

It depends.

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If the router thingy is a wireless router thingy then you may not have to connect it to anything.

 

It depends.

 

It's a router thing that is connected to both the modem and the main PC and plugs into a mains socket - when I unplug the main PC the internet disconnects on the laptop and other PC. If that helps.

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Right, I have a wireless router thing attached to the main PC in my bedroom, and off that I connect my wireless lap top to the internet, and my daughter's other PC to the internet with a pluggy in wireless thing.

 

I want to get rid of the main PC in my bedroom but still need the laptop and other PC to connect to the internet - is this possible and what do I connect the router thing to if I get rid of the main PC?

 

Apologies, as ever, for my total lack of technical know-how. I've searched a few things but none of it makes sense to a thick twat like me. Any help much appreciated :)

 

Lardy, it's best to have a PC/laptop hard-wired to the router (to update passwords etc).

 

Can you get the internet feed (and router) shifted to your daughter's room insteadof your bedroom?

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Right, I have a wireless router thing attached to the main PC in my bedroom, and off that I connect my wireless lap top to the internet, and my daughter's other PC to the internet with a pluggy in wireless thing.

 

I want to get rid of the main PC in my bedroom but still need the laptop and other PC to connect to the internet - is this possible and what do I connect the router thing to if I get rid of the main PC?

 

Apologies, as ever, for my total lack of technical know-how. I've searched a few things but none of it makes sense to a thick twat like me. Any help much appreciated :)

 

Lardy, it's best to have a PC/laptop hard-wired to the router (to update passwords etc).

 

Can you get the internet feed (and router) shifted to your daughter's room insteadof your bedroom?

Aye, but not necessarily all the time. It'd be enough to connect the laptop with a cable once in a while as required.

 

Lardy, you're going to have to get someone who understands these things to take a look at it.

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Right, I have a wireless router thing attached to the main PC in my bedroom, and off that I connect my wireless lap top to the internet, and my daughter's other PC to the internet with a pluggy in wireless thing.

 

I want to get rid of the main PC in my bedroom but still need the laptop and other PC to connect to the internet - is this possible and what do I connect the router thing to if I get rid of the main PC?

 

Apologies, as ever, for my total lack of technical know-how. I've searched a few things but none of it makes sense to a thick twat like me. Any help much appreciated :)

 

Lardy, it's best to have a PC/laptop hard-wired to the router (to update passwords etc).

 

Can you get the internet feed (and router) shifted to your daughter's room insteadof your bedroom?

Aye, but not necessarily all the time. It'd be enough to connect the laptop with a cable once in a while as required.

 

Lardy, you're going to have to get someone who understands these things to take a look at it.

 

Hmm, I thought it might be the case that I'd have to get a techy in - I do have a mate that might be able to assist, time for a bit of arselicking I think - thanks for your help, chaps :)

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There's probably something for everyone here.... How to get the best out of your PC.

 

It's an 83min video - ruthlessly chopped into ~10min segments. I've tried to label each section but there is some overflow between videos.

 

 

1 Hardware and intro to computer files

 

2 File organisation, management

 

3 Boot up settings

 

4 Media handling (burn DVDs, video streaming, codecs etc)

 

5 Decrypting protected DVDs, Ctrl button short-cuts

 

6 PC Security (Firewalls), optimizing PC speed

 

7 Optimizing (cont) + online help links

 

8 Upgrading hardware, Freeware links

 

9 A few more Freeware sites and video summary

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Right, I have a wireless router thing attached to the main PC in my bedroom, and off that I connect my wireless lap top to the internet, and my daughter's other PC to the internet with a pluggy in wireless thing.

 

I want to get rid of the main PC in my bedroom but still need the laptop and other PC to connect to the internet - is this possible and what do I connect the router thing to if I get rid of the main PC?

 

Apologies, as ever, for my total lack of technical know-how. I've searched a few things but none of it makes sense to a thick twat like me. Any help much appreciated :o

 

Lardy, it's best to have a PC/laptop hard-wired to the router (to update passwords etc).

 

Can you get the internet feed (and router) shifted to your daughter's room insteadof your bedroom?

Aye, but not necessarily all the time. It'd be enough to connect the laptop with a cable once in a while as required.

 

Lardy, you're going to have to get someone who understands these things to take a look at it.

 

Hmm, I thought it might be the case that I'd have to get a techy in - I do have a mate that might be able to assist, time for a bit of arselicking I think - thanks for your help, chaps :)

 

It was much simpler than I thought - all I had to do was unplug the ethernet cable from the router and the main PC :o

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I finally bought a new laptop today to replace the one which died on me a couple of months back.

 

Anyway - it all seems to be working fine, but for one reason or another it won't let me watch youtube videos. All I get is a blank black rectangle where the video should be. I'm sure there will probably be a really obvious solution, but I'm rubbish with computers.

 

Any ideas on how to fix this?

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I finally bought a new laptop today to replace the one which died on me a couple of months back.

 

Anyway - it all seems to be working fine, but for one reason or another it won't let me watch youtube videos. All I get is a blank black rectangle where the video should be. I'm sure there will probably be a really obvious solution, but I'm rubbish with computers.

 

Any ideas on how to fix this?

 

You may have forgotten to enable your porn plugin or download adobe flashplayer or summat.

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It's still not working on Internet Explorer. It won't let me download the most recent Adobe Flash Player.

 

I have since discoved that Youtube is working when I use Google Chrome. So I suppose that will have to do.

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If you had only seen one worm in your life, and you cut it in half, would you then have seen 1 worm, 2 worms or 3 worms?

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If you had only seen one worm in your life, and you cut it in half, would you then have seen 1 worm, 2 worms or 3 worms?

Aha, logic puzzles.

 

A mathematician would say: First you see exactly one worm. After you cut it in half, you see two half worms. Since half a worm is not equal to a whole one, you don't see a worm anymore, so through the whole episode you saw just one worm.

 

Biologists and philosophers may disagree. It all depends on the question: is an independently living clone of an organism the same organism or not.

 

Stephenson (1930) reports that in specimens of Eisenia fetida it's well possible that both halves of a split worm regenerate the missing bits and live on as two worms, although he did not observe that as a fact.

 

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Hein

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If you had only seen one worm in your life, and you cut it in half, would you then have seen 1 worm, 2 worms or 3 worms?

Aha, logic puzzles.

 

A mathematician would say: First you see exactly one worm. After you cut it in half, you see two half worms. Since half a worm is not equal to a whole one, you don't see a worm anymore, so through the whole episode you saw just one worm.

 

Biologists and philosophers may disagree. It all depends on the question: is an independently living clone of an organism the same organism or not.

 

Stephenson (1930) reports that in specimens of Eisenia fetida it's well possible that both halves of a split worm regenerate the missing bits and live on as two worms, although he did not observe that as a fact.

 

regards,

Hein

 

Interesting.

The answer certainly isn't two - it has to be one or three.

 

You either have to accept:

1. It will only ever be one decapitated worm.

2. You saw one worm to begin with, then you created another two worms by decapitating the original.

 

It can't be two because when you decapitate it, how do you decided which is the original worm and which is the new worm. They both must count as new worm under that circumstance, or as being the same single original worm?

 

I only posted this because one of my facebook friends was trying to be smart...

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If you had only seen one worm in your life, and you cut it in half, would you then have seen 1 worm, 2 worms or 3 worms?

Seehen Fry asked the same question on QI. The answer was you'd just end up with a dead worm.

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If you had only seen one worm in your life, and you cut it in half, would you then have seen 1 worm, 2 worms or 3 worms?

Seehen Fry asked the same question on QI. The answer was you'd just end up with a dead worm.

 

Typical waffling intellectual clap-trap...so ONE worm, then; dead or alive?

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Anyone know how to neutralize the smell of Febreeze? You know, that air freshener that smells like rotting pears?

Oh, and this is second hand Febreeze fumes, because I don't use it. It's either coming from the vents in the apartment building or the hall.

 

Lots of fresh air - courtesy of hurricane Irene- worked great but now it's ba---ack.

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Anyone know how to neutralize the smell of Febreeze? You know, that air freshener that smells like rotting pears?

Oh, and this is second hand Febreeze fumes, because I don't use it. It's either coming from the vents in the apartment building or the hall.

 

Lots of fresh air - courtesy of hurricane Irene- worked great but now it's ba---ack.

 

 

 

Are you sure it's passive febreeze fumes you're breathing in? Maybe your neighbour has a bowlfull of pears and went on a holiday forgetting all about them.

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Anyone know how to neutralize the smell of Febreeze? You know, that air freshener that smells like rotting pears?

Oh, and this is second hand Febreeze fumes, because I don't use it. It's either coming from the vents in the apartment building or the hall.

 

Lots of fresh air - courtesy of hurricane Irene- worked great but now it's ba---ack.

 

 

 

Are you sure it's passive febreeze fumes you're breathing in? Maybe your neighbour has a bowlfull of pears and went on a holiday forgetting all about them.

 

Hehe, it does smell that way, but it ain't pears. I'm not allergic to pears, but I am sensitive to certain accessories of modern post-industrial revolution life, like Febreeze, Tide, certain perfumes, hairspray, bug spray, scented candles, etc. The usual stuff (pollen, dust, mold, cat and dog fur, etc.) doesn't seem to bother me at all.

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