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Posted 08 February 2008 - 11:33 PM

Hey, wondered if you had considered Hugh Hefner for next years list.

He is already 82 and I mean, how much longer can he go with 3 demanding girlfriends???
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 02:19 AM

Well Hugh Hefner and his Number 1 chick Holly Madison are trying to have a baby.

From this article it reads ...

Playboy boss Hugh Hefner has confirmed he and girlfriend Holly Madison are trying for a baby.

She says, "We do want a baby. There has been lots of trying! My perfect Valentine's Day present would be a house and a kid."

http://www.sfgate.co...;entry_id=24090

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 12:42 PM

Well Hugh Hefner and his Number 1 chick Holly Madison are trying to have a baby.

From this article it reads ...

Playboy boss Hugh Hefner has confirmed he and girlfriend Holly Madison are trying for a baby.

She says, "We do want a baby. There has been lots of trying! My perfect Valentine's Day present would be a house and a kid."

http://www.sfgate.co...;entry_id=24090


Trying for a baby at the age of 82?
I suppose he can justify that because he is rich. Who cares if the child is fatherless by the age of 10...

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 11:56 PM

I think the pipe smoking might get him before the extra-curricular activities do!
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Posted 10 February 2008 - 07:45 PM

The word is Heffy is impotent, unsuprising really when you consider he has spent over half a century surrounded by half naked bimbos who would shag him for a photoshoot ( think WAG wanabee 1968).
Consequently, is it any wonder that, at the ripe old age of 82, there aint much left for him to get a stiffy to?
I would guess that a surrogate Sperm donor ( or a set of jump leads, to jump start his gonads off of a young fit male) may be the only way, short of immaculate conception, he will be called Daddy again.

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Posted 10 February 2008 - 10:07 PM

The word is Heffy is impotent, unsuprising really when you consider he has spent over half a century surrounded by half naked bimbos who would shag him for a photoshoot ( think WAG wanabee 1968).
Consequently, is it any wonder that, at the ripe old age of 82, there aint much left for him to get a stiffy to?
I would guess that a surrogate Sperm donor ( or a set of jump leads, to jump start his gonads off of a young fit male) may be the only way, short of immaculate conception, he will be called Daddy again.


Or SPAM, which he's been known to swear by.
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Posted 11 February 2008 - 08:24 AM

I have watched his reality show a couple of times, and my question is always the same: Doesn't he just get tired??

I had a look at the article. I liked this bit:

"She's the relationship that will last the rest of my life" (that's not saying much though, is it?)


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Posted 11 February 2008 - 09:44 AM

Holly Madison's parents must be so proud. According to Wiki, Hef's still married to Kimberly Conrad, and he has four kids, so it's not as though Holly's going to inherit much more than the fistful of twenties he crams up her shirt on his death bed. Somebody should buy her a copy of The Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes" for her 30th.

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 07:02 PM

It looks like he might not be getting that tired after all!

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 08:17 PM

Somebody should buy her a copy of The Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes" for her 30th.

Ronnie, I'm not opposing what your saying in any way but if she didn't 'love him' wouldn't it be rational to pull a Anna Nicole Smith and wait until he croaks and inherit everything and have the child with somebody else instead of 'trying?'

Either she is really down with Heff or she has an IQ of 51.

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Posted 11 February 2008 - 08:54 PM

Somebody should buy her a copy of The Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes" for her 30th.

Ronnie, I'm not opposing what your saying in any way but if she didn't 'love him' wouldn't it be rational to pull a Anna Nicole Smith and wait until he croaks and inherit everything and have the child with somebody else instead of 'trying?'

Either she is really down with Heff or she has an IQ of 51.


I suspect Hefner already has an ironclad will. His daughter already has control of Playboy Enterprises. Holly isn't going to be able to pull an Anna Nicole.
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Posted 26 December 2010 - 03:56 PM

He's to be engaged again at 84. I'm sure the "sex" at his age is fantastic.

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Posted 14 June 2011 - 10:30 PM

He's to be engaged again at 84. I'm sure the "sex" at his age is fantastic.

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Posted 14 June 2011 - 11:01 PM

He's to be engaged again at 84. I'm sure the "sex" at his age is fantastic.

The Last of the International Playboys.

Dumped by his 25 year old fiancee Enough to put him over the edge?

I guess it's a matter of numbers.

From that article:

The 85-year-old has been married twice before, in 1949 and 1989.

Which implies he should't marry again till 2029.

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Posted 15 June 2011 - 06:58 PM

He's to be engaged again at 84. I'm sure the "sex" at his age is fantastic.

The Last of the International Playboys.

Dumped by his 25 year old fiancee Enough to put him over the edge?

I guess it's a matter of numbers.

From that article:

The 85-year-old has been married twice before, in 1949 and 1989.

Which implies he should't marry again till 2029.

regards,
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Well, he'll only be 103 then, still going strong in the bedroom one presumes? :ninja:

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 09:57 AM

He's over it already
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Posted 19 June 2011 - 11:10 AM

He's over it already


That's dementia for you...

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:02 PM

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 05:08 PM

Worryingly he hasn't got the energy to lift that glass. I hope last night was kind to him ;+)




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