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Looking back incidents like

weren't as funny as people thought.

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Guest Jimmy Vilebellies

Gazza has been sectioned and sent to a secure unit for the infirm and those with little chance of recovery. Kevin Keegan said "We're delighted. He'll start on the bench."

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***NEWSFLASH*** Gazza has been sectioned under the mental health act and sent to an institution for retards with no chance of recovery......

 

"We're glad to have him back" says Keegan

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Losing it again just days after coming out of psychiatric care. Ran up a £400-00 taxi fare and ran off.

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Our man is offered counselling by Mike Tyson.

 

File alongside babysitting tips from Kate McCann or Mark Speights' guide to relationship issues.

 

And lessons in public speaking from Joey 'The Legend' Deacon.

 

 

And swimming lessons with Michael Barrymore.

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They apparently found him trying to drown himself in the bath of his £232-a-night room. He had arrived at the hotel at 1pm, wearing a leather jacket and clutching a bottle of gin.

 

From the article linked in the above post. Also he's no longer on speaking terms with 'Five Bellies.' Whether that's good or bad news remains to be seen.

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Gazza has had a very public breakdown in a London hotel and has been delivered, once again, in to the care of the nearest psychiatric unit.

 

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article...otel/article.do

 

When I saw that red-head picture I thought he looked remarkably like:

 

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Gazza has had a very public breakdown in a London hotel and has been delivered, once again, in to the care of the nearest psychiatric unit.

 

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article...otel/article.do

 

When I saw that red-head picture I thought he looked remarkably like:

 

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Gazza looked like a lion? I'm confused....

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Oh dear!

 

"Troubled England legend Paul Gascoigne has been sectioned under the mental health act... The latest development came just a day after he collapsed in front of passengers at St Pancras train station in London."

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Confirmed by the Beeb. Must be true.

 

Cool, he was previously treated in Middleton St. George Hospital, where I think I was born. Don't remember much of the stay. My mum makes it sound like a right dump. Probably explains a lot.

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In again now.

 

All together now; you put the section in, the section out, in out, in out.....

 

Oh aye, and Gary Mabbut's words of sympathy.

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And he's been detained under Section 3 of the Mental Health act, which means it could be another six months before Gazza can walk the streets of Hemel Hempstead again.

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And he's been detained under Section 3 of the Mental Health act, which means it could be another six months before Gazza can walk the streets of Hemel Hempstead again.

 

Aye, but it goes some way to protectiing the interests of the 2009 deadpools eh? Every cloud and that.

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His Sister is now fearing for his life apperently.

 

However he will last a while, if he stays inside with the other looney tunes.

 

Let's watch to see how long he stays inside, the tide will turn when he's out and about.

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