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11 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

His dad has reportedly died: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paul-gascoignes-dad-john-dead-12000961

 

Push him over the edge....?

 

Oh yeah, he'll have to raise a toast to father. Then another one. And another. Keep going. One more. And another for luck...

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15 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5812697/bianca-gascoigne-hospital-dangerous-illness/

 

More family stress for Gazza as his daughter is rushed to hospital. 

I see they have a helpful educational panel captioned "What is quinsy?"

They should have another one captioned "Who is Bianca Gascoigne?"

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Well, quinsy is that thing Bianca Gasscoigne has and Bianca Gascoigne is the one who has quinsy. They were made for each other - unless Bianca Gascoigne also happens to be quinsy.

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Just now, gcreptile said:

Well, quinsy is that thing Bianca Gasscoigne has and Bianca Gascoigne is the one who has quinsy. They were made for each other - unless Bianca Gascoigne also happens to be quinsy.

 

No, that was Jack Klugman.

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3 hours ago, msc said:

 

No, that was Jack Klugman.

Now that's odd.

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Re Bianca and Quinsy - as a rule it's treatable without hospital admission. Either she's had a rapidly erupting case (in which case for one so young her immune system is tardy to say the least) or she's been living in denial about the symptoms.

 

Incidentally, she's Gazza's adopted daughter

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1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said:

Re Bianca and Quinsy - as a rule it's treatable without hospital admission. Either she's had a rapidly erupting case (in which case for one so young her immune system is tardy to say the least) or she's been living in denial about the symptoms.

 

Incidentally, she's Gazza's adopted daughter

True.

Then again, would you actually, you know, ADMIT to providing the sperm to create that 'celebrity' horror?

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1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

True.

Then again, would you actually, you know, ADMIT to providing the sperm to create that 'celebrity' horror?

Amazingly Gazza is the most likeable out of that shower of shit family, his ex-wife is a fucking dog that was happy to keep the famous surname to make cash out of her sob stories, ditto stepdaughter. Whoever thought a fucking mental alcy would be the upstandingist member of the family?

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

True.

Then again, would you actually, you know, ADMIT to providing the sperm to create that 'celebrity' horror?

Gazza’s sperm probably couldn’t find its way to the egg, too busy throwing up in the lungs

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On 25/03/2018 at 17:11, Lard Bazaar said:

Amazingly Gazza is the most likeable out of that shower of shit family, his ex-wife is a fucking dog that was happy to keep the famous surname to make cash out of her sob stories, ditto stepdaughter. Whoever thought a fucking mental alcy would be the upstandingist member of the family?

 

 

 

 

Bit harsh on young Regan, mind

Granted his genes are against him but he's yet to seriously go off the rails.

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3 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

Bit harsh on young Regan, mind

Granted his genes are against him but he's yet to seriously go off the rails.

You can shut it an’ all, I had a treble on today that necessitated a Carlisle score draw :mellow::facepalm::D 

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15 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said:

You can shut it an’ all, I had a treble on today that necessitated a Carlisle score draw :mellow::facepalm::D 

Tbh Lardy I'd have predicted a draw - blame the Cheltenham defender who thought it neccessary to concede a penalty, or our in form keeper Jack Bonham

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8 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

Tbh Lardy I'd have predicted a draw - blame the Cheltenham defender who thought it neccessary to concede a penalty, or our in form keeper Jack Bonham

If only I actually knew something about football! I’d be RICH, I tell you! 

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19 hours ago, DeathClock said:

Happy 51st birthday Gazza!!!!! :birthday:

 

I hope he isn't celebrating with anything other than cake

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2 hours ago, the_engineer said:

 

I hope he isn't celebrating with anything other than cake

Noel Edmonds would have something to say about that 

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Must be the youngest person in the list... What's the record for youngest hit in Deathlist history?

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7 minutes ago, Yama said:

Must be the youngest person in the list... What's the record for youngest hit in Deathlist history?

Clearly you weren’t on this site in February of last year, when Joost died. Youngest hit ever, however, is currently Helen Rollason at 43...

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The youngest candidate ever was Baby Lineker. He was one year old.

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John Curry was 44 Simon Cadell was 45.Tim Gulliksen was 44.

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Yeah Joey is right it is Rollason who holds that unfortunate distinction.

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38 minutes ago, Prophet said:

The youngest candidate ever was Baby Lineker. He was one year old.

 

And with ever increasing life expectancies has an outside chance to still be alive 100 years after appearing on The Death List.

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Really they should reserve a slot for a potential record breaker every year.

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AFAIK 'Baby' Lineker was never on the list, the list never has children on it?

 

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