Jump to content
IKYWN

Paul Gascoigne

Recommended Posts

All footballers are very intelligent

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

In his defence there was fog on the train.....

  • Haha 5

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
46 minutes ago, Grim Up North said:

 

Anyone know what Sexual Assault without Touching is?

 

Well you could ram an object up someones intimates without actually touching them yourself, which would be sexual assault by penetration.

 

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Well, I really don't know why the English legal system needs the specification. Must be degrees of assault in Brexitshire!

 

Cf: Causing Death by Dangerous Driving.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Poor old Paul.He just cant get a break at all. I bet he brushed past some woman and she decided to press charges thinking she could  get money out of him.It happens so often ! 

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

Uh-oh 

 

Serious point, he's got enough probs without spending any time in custody! That'd be bad for a guy with his demons.

Can’t see what good prison would do him, he’d be judged high risk with his history of substance abuse and mental health issues, his celebrity would also be a major factor. The prisons are overstretched enough without having to divert extra time and resources to the likes of him 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
39 minutes ago, JR976evil said:

Can’t see what good prison would do him, he’d be judged high risk with his history of substance abuse and mental health issues, his celebrity would also be a major factor. The prisons are overstretched enough without having to divert extra time and resources to the likes of him 

 

I'm thinking he'd be in more trouble on remand - where they don't always support the special needs as well as the do in "normal" jail. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

Well, I really don't know why the English legal system needs the specification. Must be degrees of assault in Brexitshire!

 

Cf: Causing Death by Dangerous Driving.

 

 

Side note....

 

I see the lassie trying to get rid of the not proven verdict in Scotchland, is unsurprisingly English.

 

Fuck off home dearie.

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Congratulations on winning this year's Turner Prize.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
8 hours ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/9156645/paul-gascoigne-harry-redknapp-restaurant/

 

Apparently recently "rescued" by Harry Redknapp who saw  Gazza out on a bender.

 

 

Telt yers

 

Posted him yesterday on the MMMDP form guide - he can't have a good time without his self-desctructive life script kicking in to fuck it up.

  • Sad 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I just saw that on Twitter, so depressing and apparently people are tagging Gary Lineker which isn't on. If he continues like this I give him a year tops.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So sad. I had really hoped he would beat the booze. :(

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, CoffinLodger said:

So sad. I had really hoped he would beat the booze. :(

 

It'd take 24/7 intervention at the moment - the only silver lining of the public sharing is we get to see the grim realities of chronic alcoholism; there's nothing remotely entertaining or romantic in that.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 minutes ago, DeathClock said:

He’s going to die at age 58

 

 

He was 52 three days ago - the truth about someone in his state is that the potential causes of death are near-enough in a queue. We all know heavy drinking is a major cause of accidents - particularly on the road - but we often play up driver and passenger deaths and leave out the number of pedestrians injured that way. The man's seriously unsafe and it'd take heroic efforts of care to turn him round.

 

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

That pic of him entering court is the worst I've seen him look in a while but that's not saying much

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Jeez, he looks terrible.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, YoungWillz said:

 

This is best defence ever though!

 

‘The ex-England star, who denies sexual assault by touching, told passengers he had "kissed a fat lass" to give her a "confidence boost", jurors were told.’

 

If he wins then it's open season with fat lasses :D:D 

  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×

Important Information

Your use of this forum is subject to our Terms of Use