maryportfuncity 10,658 Posted April 22, 2009 Sun also reported today that her grandad had topped himself because he was suffering agonies with terminal cancer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted April 22, 2009 Sun also reported today that her grandad had topped himself because he was suffering agonies with terminal cancer. It was her sons' father Jeff's grandad that topped himself, not Jade's. Not that I read all that gossipy sh*t or owt. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...ts-suicide.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,658 Posted April 22, 2009 Sun also reported today that her grandad had topped himself because he was suffering agonies with terminal cancer. Strange... I read that it it was Jeff Brazier's grandad..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted April 23, 2009 Just when you thought that things couldn't get any worse.... Jade: The Musical! http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090423/ten-ja...ed-ea4616c.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted April 23, 2009 Just when you thought that things couldn't get any worse.... Jade: The Musical! http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090423/ten-ja...ed-ea4616c.html How you all laughed when I said in the JG sweepstake that she would have the Christmas number 1. You could have half a dozen hits if this thing ever gets off the ground. DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted April 23, 2009 How you all laughed when I said in the JG sweepstake that she would have the Christmas number 1. You could have half a dozen hits if this thing ever gets off the ground. DWB My Fair Lady 2 (Prof Higgins most damning failure) - the musical Slade are always about at Xmas. How about "Goodbye to Jade"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted April 23, 2009 Just when you thought that things couldn't get any worse.... Jade: The Musical! http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090423/ten-ja...ed-ea4616c.html That is taking the piss, surely? My rendition of Jade the muscial... There once was a woman called Jade Goo-dy.Who like nothing more than to be on TV. She was such a rancid and terrible whore. But Karma did her best to even the score. She made her millions as a lovable twunt. Her height in Big Brother came by showing her C-word. We all loved Jade she was simply thick as a plank. She endeared herself to viewers doing that wank. After a number of years she started losing her fame. She returned to Big Brother to try and reignite the flame. Things didn't go to plan she became a vile racist cow. She fled in disgrace as a result of that race row. Things didn't imporve they simply turned worse. Here marks the end of the Jade Goddy Curse. Turns out she had cancer in her kebab. The sympathy came pouring in even from the Raj. She returned to our hearts even though she was bald. The press were sympathetic where she'd previously been mauled. Now she's dead you'd hope that she'd finally go away. But no, it seems like the bitch is really here to stay. The moral of the story is never to achieve. Just be a stupid bitch and make more money than you'd believe. Be vile, racist fat but essentially thick. Please remember also to have a fondness of dick. Follow these rules and you will get your fame. We can only hope that you fate won't be the Saaaaaaammmmmmeeeeee! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted April 24, 2009 Just when you thought that things couldn't get any worse.... Jade: The Musical! If there's any justice, it's got to be Matt Lucas playing the lead role????? He can do "imbecilic", has the Goody "physique" and lushness of hair to carry off the part; with the bonus of minimal make-up required. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted April 28, 2009 'Jack won't find anyone like Jade' According to his mother..... Asked whether it would take Jack long to find someone else, his mum said: "I think he will take things slowly. I really cannot see him finding anyone for a long time." He's thick....of course he'll take things slowly! However, I expect him to hit the clubs on release and bag another slapper straight away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,658 Posted April 28, 2009 Can we stop talking about Jade Goody? I'd rather not be reminded of her again... or at least not until Halloween Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 606 Posted April 28, 2009 Can we stop talking about Jade Goody? I'd rather not be reminded of her again... Hard not to when there's swine flu around... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted April 28, 2009 Can we stop talking about Jade Goody? I'd rather not be reminded of her again... or at least not until Halloween Actually, my last contribution never mentioned that particular decaying mass of nothingness....but, as you've raised the subject, her brainiac mum was stopped from getting on her plane, heading to the hub of trash British travellers abroad (the Canaries). I feel sorry for the poor lesbian who had to cavity-search that b*tch. I've sort of realised why Jade's mum is an imbecile....HER parents couldn't even spell Jackie. I'd love to see a "Where do you come from" documentary, tracking back through her "four fathers". I bet there's a lot of Baldrick-type situations going on. If only they'd been born a few hundred years ago.....those runts would have been left to die at birth - or put down, rather than leading the happy "benefits existence". How can humanity progress, when the very obstacles to progression are positively enabled to produce offspring? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted July 6, 2009 Jack Tweed wants to open a restaurant in honour of Jade Goody... http://www.mirror.co.uk/most-popular/2009/...15875-21267529/ Does the phrase "kebab shop" spring to mind? (I've just noticed that this was reported in the Mirror on 10 April, but it only reached the news headlines on BBC Essex this morning. Someone's a bit behind with their reporting....) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Peter 14 Posted July 12, 2009 Jack Tweed wants to open a restaurant in honour of Jade Goody... http://www.mirror.co.uk/most-popular/2009/...15875-21267529/ Does the phrase "kebab shop" spring to mind? (I've just noticed that this was reported in the Mirror on 10 April, but it only reached the news headlines on BBC Essex this morning. Someone's a bit behind with their reporting....) International Cuisine, my *rse. She was a f*cking racist Chav, so that will be fish and chips with mushy peas giving it some class. Especially when he brings a friends relative that has restaurants on the Costa Del Sol. All day "English Breakfast" will be the speciality. Jamie Oliver will not be shaking in his boots... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted July 14, 2009 If only they'd been born a few hundred years ago.....those runts would have been left to die at birth - or put down, rather than leading the happy "benefits existence". How can humanity progress, when the very obstacles to progression are positively enabled to produce offspring? Didn't Hitler express similar sentiments? You big Nazi you. Why shouldn't we, the taxpayers of this land, be able to financially support these thick, lazy scroungers poor, underprivileged people via Government theft our nation's tax system and the easy if you're an immigrant or push out lots of kids but hard if you should genuinely be entitled totally fair benefit system? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted July 15, 2009 If only they'd been born a few hundred years ago.....those runts would have been left to die at birth - or put down, rather than leading the happy "benefits existence". How can humanity progress, when the very obstacles to progression are positively enabled to produce offspring? Didn't Hitler express similar sentiments? You big Nazi you. Why shouldn't we, the taxpayers of this land, be able to financially support these thick, lazy scroungers poor, underprivileged people via Government theft our nation's tax system and the easy if you're an immigrant or push out lots of kids but hard if you should genuinely be entitled totally fair benefit system? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tears of A Clown 0 Posted July 15, 2009 Are we still being haunted by this non celebrity from beyond the grave.? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boleyn 1 Posted August 3, 2009 Are we still being haunted by this non celebrity from beyond the grave.? Yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,624 Posted September 5, 2009 'Jack won't find anyone like Jade' According to his mother..... Asked whether it would take Jack long to find someone else, his mum said: "I think he will take things slowly. I really cannot see him finding anyone for a long time." He's thick....of course he'll take things slowly! However, I expect him to hit the clubs on release and bag another slapper straight away. Meanwhile, barely 6 months after St Jade's demise, Tweed remanded over rape charge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted September 5, 2009 Meanwhile, barely 6 months after St Jade's demise, Tweed remanded over rape charge. Tsk. These people will do anything for publicity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted September 5, 2009 I'll wager that this is some sad cow who shagged him voluntarily and has now spotted a massive money-making, headline-grabbing opportunity by crying rape. I'll eat my hat if he's found guilty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted September 5, 2009 I'll wager that this is some sad cow who shagged him voluntarily and has now spotted a massive money-making, headline-grabbing opportunity by crying rape. I'll eat my hat if he's found guilty. I'd go further and say that she's been put up to it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted September 7, 2009 I'll wager that this is some sad cow who shagged him voluntarily and has now spotted a massive money-making, headline-grabbing opportunity by crying rape. I'll eat my hat if he's found guilty. I'd go further and say that she's been put up to it... I'd go EVEN FURTHER and say the sooner any mention of GOODY and TWEED is lost from this site.....the better.... Why discuss vermin (let alone maggot-ridden ones).... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted September 8, 2009 I'll wager that this is some sad cow who shagged him voluntarily and has now spotted a massive money-making, headline-grabbing opportunity by crying rape. I'll eat my hat if he's found guilty. I'd go further and say that she's been put up to it... I'd go EVEN FURTHER and say the sooner any mention of GOODY and TWEED is lost from this site.....the better.... Why discuss vermin (let alone maggot-ridden ones).... So why discuss them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted September 9, 2009 I'll wager that this is some sad cow who shagged him voluntarily and has now spotted a massive money-making, headline-grabbing opportunity by crying rape. I'll eat my hat if he's found guilty. I'd go further and say that she's been put up to it... I'd go EVEN FURTHER and say the sooner any mention of GOODY and TWEED is lost from this site.....the better.... Why discuss vermin (let alone maggot-ridden ones).... So why discuss them? Good idea Godot, the sooner we stop discussing them discussion will end and we'll all forget about discussing them forever. Or at least until the 22nd of March next year when she'll be beatified. Saint Jade of East Angular perhaps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
