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Before I disgust myself at how sick I am being, the bets stand at:

 

March 3rd heaven can wait

March 4th Deathcorner

March 6th The Miser

March 8th IKYWN

March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am)

March 13th Toast

March 14th Boleyn

March 15th Dia de los Muertos

March 16th Windsor

March 17th Ulitzer95

March 18th faustus

March 19th Handrejka

March 21st Twelvetrees

March 22nd Vinegar Tits

March 23rd DevonDeathTrip

March 24th Maryportfuncity

March 27th Lady Grendel

March 31st Youth in Asia

April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali

April 2nd Monoclinic

April 3rd banshee's creamed

April 12th themaninblack

April 26th honez

Miraculous Recovery Gunjaman5000

Not soon enough, Christmas number one and open London Olympics Death Watch Beatle

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Before I disgust myself at how sick I am being, the bets stand at:

 

 

March 4th Deathcorner

March 6th The Miser

March 8th IKYWN

March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am)

March 14th Boleyn

March 15th Dia de los Muertos

March 17th Ulitzer95

March 18th faustus

March 22nd Vinegar Tits

March 24th Maryportfuncity

March 31st Youth in Asia

April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali

April 2nd Monoclinic

Miraculous Recovery - Gunjaman5000

 

I'll throw my hat in... Easter Day! (April 12th)

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Oh, are we having a sweepstake? Can I have March 13 then, please?

 

Because I didn't put her in my DDP team, and sod's law dictates she'll attract the Unlucky 13 bonus as well :(

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I don't read the papers or watch TV and only listen to music on the radio...

Like a little voice from the back seat of the car "Is she dead yet?"

 

Sorry I am just so tired of all this JG crap.

 

Razor

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Can you fit me in on the 16th March.

 

No reason - just because there is a space.

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Sorry I haven't been around recently, but you will be pleased to know that this JG sh*t has driven me to post!

 

This is probably nearest the truth. (Apologies if this has already been posted - I only just got here).

 

And as for a departure date - I'll go for "Not soon enough".

 

DWB :(

 

ps - I think she will have the Christmas number 1 and will open the London Olympics.

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I'll got for March 21. A Saturday would mean good media coverage for Sunday's red tops.

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I'm going for a bit of coincidental Karma, in predicting she's going to join the choir invisible on Sunday 26 April -- International Day of the Dog.

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This is probably nearest the truth.

 

Excellent! A tribute video, too.

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Before I disgust myself at how sick I am being, the bets stand at:

 

 

March 4th Deathcorner

March 6th The Miser

March 8th IKYWN

March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am)

March 13th Toast

March 14th Boleyn

March 15th Dia de los Muertos

March 17th Ulitzer95

March 18th faustus

March 22nd Vinegar Tits

March 23rd DevonDeathTrip

March 24th Maryportfuncity

March 31st Youth in Asia

April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali

April 2nd Monoclinic

April 12th themaninblack

Miraculous Recovery - Gunjaman5000

Oooo...yeh gambling

I'm torn between 4th April - just because any donkey I bet on ends up dead (Grand National - the only horse race I bet on)

or 10th April - Goody Friday

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Well, we certainly didn't see that one coming.

On the bright side, at least she has proven some of her harsher critics wrong...

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This is probably nearest the truth.

 

Excellent! A tribute video, too.

 

Touched by the Jane Goody story, and inspired by his dear friend Elton John's poignant musical tribute to the previous People's Princess, Sir Paul McCartney has rewritten the words to one of his greatest songs. He left a copy in my tube carriage this morning, so I proudly present for the DL community:

 

Hey Jade, don't look so sad,

You sold your wedding, you should feel bet-ter.

The cancer, it's heading into your heart

So now you can start, your final let-ter.

 

Hey Jade, don't be afraid,

Just lie down comfy, on your new set-tee.

The minute you opened up your fat gob

We knew you'd be cursed, by Shilpa Shet-ty

 

And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jade, complain,

The cancer's spreading to your should-ers.

And thanks to scumbag's Tweed's pure greed

He'll hoard the cash, til the kids are old-er.

 

Hey Jade, don't let Max down,

He has saved you, and now you owe him.

Remember, he got you into Hello

So go and write him, a little po-em.

 

So step on out and let us in, Hey Jade, begin,

To say goodbye to your dear mother.

And don't you know that it's not just you, hey Jade, who f**ked,

Their lives up on Big Brother.

 

Hey Jade, it's nearly time.

So be strong now, give us a wave.

Remember, no one will see your sad face.

When you are lying, in your gra-ave.

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Good one.

 

Do you really travel by tube?

 

If you have the Jade Goody 2009 calendar, could you please check and see if it's got all the months in it?

 

Mine only goes up to March.

 

But at least she got ten quid on eBay for her hairdryer.

 

[thanks to Sikipedia ..]

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Before I disgust myself at how sick I am being, the bets stand at:

 

 

March 4th Deathcorner

March 6th The Miser

March 8th IKYWN

March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am)

March 13th Toast

March 14th Boleyn

March 15th Dia de los Muertos

March 17th Ulitzer95

March 18th faustus

March 22nd Vinegar Tits

March 23rd DevonDeathTrip

March 24th Maryportfuncity

March 31st Youth in Asia

April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali

April 2nd Monoclinic

April 12th themaninblack

Miraculous Recovery - Gunjaman5000

Oooo...yeh gambling

I'm torn between 4th April - just because any donkey I bet on ends up dead (Grand National - the only horse race I bet on)

or 10th April - Goody Friday

This site is full of sick bastards who are all going to die.

I thought this forum was a bastion of good spelling and grammar with a slightly twisted sense of humour. Reading this thread has shattered that illusion. What the f**k is going on here, “March 4th”, “March 6th” etc. it’s (the) 4th (day of) March. Even the system date is in Septic nonsense format.

 

Friday the 13th of March seems like a fitting departure date to me.

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Friday the 13th of March seems like a fitting departure date to me.

 

Sorry, I nabbed that one yesterday. :rolleyes:

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Before I disgust myself at how sick I am being, the bets stand at:

 

 

March 4th Deathcorner

March 6th The Miser

March 8th IKYWN

March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am)

March 13th Toast

March 14th Boleyn

March 15th Dia de los Muertos

March 17th Ulitzer95

March 18th faustus

March 22nd Vinegar Tits

March 23rd DevonDeathTrip

March 24th Maryportfuncity

March 31st Youth in Asia

April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali

April 2nd Monoclinic

April 12th themaninblack

Miraculous Recovery - Gunjaman5000

Oooo...yeh gambling

I'm torn between 4th April - just because any donkey I bet on ends up dead (Grand National - the only horse race I bet on)

or 10th April - Goody Friday

This site is full of sick bastards who are all going to die.

I thought this forum was a bastion of good spelling and grammar with a slightly twisted sense of humour. Reading this thread has shattered that illusion. What the f**k is going on here, “March 4th”, “March 6th” etc. it’s (the) 4th (day of) March. Even the system date is in Septic nonsense format.

 

Friday the 13th of March seems like a fitting departure date to me.

 

Haha, I was embracing our American cousins who have the fortune of being less Jade Goody aware. Or summat.

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What the hell, put me down for 19th March

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Updated and reposted by request

 

March 3rd heaven can wait

March 4th Deathcorner

March 6th The Miser

March 8th IKYWN

March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am)

March 10th Death Impends

March 12th 59:23 Sean Better Days

March 13th Toast

March 14th Boleyn

March 15th Dia de los Muertos

March 16th Windsor

March 17th Ulitzer95

March 18th faustus

March 19th Handrejka

March 21st Twelvetrees

March 22nd Vinegar Tits

March 23rd DevonDeathTrip

March 24th Maryportfuncity

March 25th Six

March 27th Lady Grendel

March 31st Youth in Asia

April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali

April 2nd Monoclinic

April 3rd banshee's creamed

April 4th To die for

April 10th Sid James (outside bet on resurrection - would that be preceeded by a crucifixtion in the press?)

April 12th themaninblack

April 26th honez

Miraculous Recovery Gunjaman5000

Not soon enough, Christmas number one and open London Olympics Death Watch Beatle

 

 

And yes kudos CR for that song, some of our resident poets could learn a thing or two!

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Friday the 13th of March seems like a fitting departure date to me.

 

Sorry, I nabbed that one yesterday. :rolleyes:

 

12th of March at 23:59 then, still warmish come the 13th.

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