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good friday (april 10th) for me, very apt. :) - i expect a lengthy "shes going.. ooh, no shes ok... oh no, shite.. she's off again" saga to delay matters for at least a week... with the tabloid hysteria over this simmering nicely i fully expect her to be proclaimed as some sort of latter day saint by then..

 

:rolleyes: dont rule out a resurrection at some point that weekend either...

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Jeez, how can Jade Goody take all this punishment?

 

I'm shocked she's still alive.....

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March 3rd heaven can wait

March 4th Deathcorner

March 6th The Miser

March 8th IKYWN

March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am)

March 10th Death Impends

March 12th 59:23 Sean Better Days

March 13th Toast

March 14th Boleyn

March 15th Dia de los Muertos

March 16th Windsor

March 17th Ulitzer95

March 18th faustus

March 19th Handrejka

March 21st Twelvetrees

March 22nd Vinegar Tits

March 23rd DevonDeathTrip

March 24th Maryportfuncity

March 27th Lady Grendel

March 31st Youth in Asia

April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali

April 2nd Monoclinic

April 3rd banshee's creamed

April 10th Sid James (outside bet on resurrection - would that be preceeded by a crucifixtion in the press?)

April 12th themaninblack

April 26th honez

Miraculous Recovery Gunjaman5000

Not soon enough, Christmas number one and open London Olympics Death Watch Beatle

 

 

And yes kudos CR for that song, some of our resident poets could learn a thing or two!

 

First faller at the fence is HCW, mind you I'm a bit of a Jonah, so no doubt she shuffled off a couple of hours ago and the obits will be pouring in by the time I get up in the morning...

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March 3rd heaven can wait

March 4th Deathcorner

March 6th The Miser

March 8th IKYWN

March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am)

March 10th Death Impends

March 12th 59:23 Sean Better Days

March 13th Toast

March 14th Boleyn

March 15th Dia de los Muertos

March 16th Windsor

March 17th Ulitzer95

March 18th faustus

March 19th Handrejka

March 21st Twelvetrees

March 22nd Vinegar Tits

March 23rd DevonDeathTrip

March 24th Maryportfuncity

March 27th Lady Grendel

March 31st Youth in Asia

April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali

April 2nd Monoclinic

April 3rd banshee's creamed

April 10th Sid James (outside bet on resurrection - would that be preceeded by a crucifixtion in the press?)

April 12th themaninblack

April 26th honez

Miraculous Recovery Gunjaman5000

Not soon enough, Christmas number one and open London Olympics Death Watch Beatle

 

 

And yes kudos CR for that song, some of our resident poets could learn a thing or two!

 

First faller at the fence is HCW, mind you I'm a bit of a Jonah, so no doubt she shuffled off a couple of hours ago and the obits will be pouring in by the time I get up in the morning...

How exciting! We should do the same with Patrick Swayze right after Jade stops prividing a constant source of entertainment.

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I wonder if Brave Jade reads the deathlist forums (fora?)

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Before I disgust myself at how sick I am being, the bets stand at:

 

 

March 4th Deathcorner

March 6th The Miser

March 8th IKYWN

March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am)

March 13th Toast

March 14th Boleyn

March 15th Dia de los Muertos

March 17th Ulitzer95

March 18th faustus

March 22nd Vinegar Tits

March 23rd DevonDeathTrip

March 24th Maryportfuncity

March 31st Youth in Asia

April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali

April 2nd Monoclinic

April 12th themaninblack

Miraculous Recovery - Gunjaman5000

Oooo...yeh gambling

I'm torn between 4th April - just because any donkey I bet on ends up dead (Grand National - the only horse race I bet on)

or 10th April - Goody Friday

This site is full of sick bastards who are all going to die.

I thought this forum was a bastion of good spelling and grammar with a slightly twisted sense of humour. Reading this thread has shattered that illusion. What the f**k is going on here, “March 4th”, “March 6th” etc. it’s (the) 4th (day of) March. Even the system date is in Septic nonsense format.

 

Friday the 13th of March seems like a fitting departure date to me.

All right, all right, I'll play properly. I only usually post as a guest when I'm at work(as I am now) but your self righteous disgust has me hedging on the 4th April.

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I wonder if Brave Jade reads the deathlist forums (fora?)

 

I very much doubt it. Unless she gets her kids to read it for her?

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I wonder if Brave Jade reads the deathlist forums (fora?)

 

I very much doubt it. Unless she gets her kids to read it for her?

 

Any publicity is good publicity. No doubt this forum will feature in a shock horror expose in a tabloid at some point.

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I'm surprised Max Clifford hasn't begun campaigning through the Sun for Westminster Abbey with another exclusive OK mag deal split three ways between him, Goody's estate and the Church of England.

 

Then there's the fountain that could spout genuine bile in her memory.

 

Where will the grieving masses place their cellophane-wrapped garage flowers floral tributes? The Big Brother House?

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But for her "fame", she would have been eligible for a state (benefit) funeral.

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I've been wondering if she's been well enough to consummate the marriage. If not, I reckon it should be annulled and Jack should give the money back.

 

Sausage up a close comes mind or a garage for a mini. :rolleyes:

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I've been wondering if she's been well enough to consummate the marriage. If not, I reckon it should be annulled and Jack should give the money back.

 

Sausage up a close comes mind or a garage for a mini. :)

...or a shish for her kebab. :rolleyes:

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I've been wondering if she's been well enough to consummate the marriage. If not, I reckon it should be annulled and Jack should give the money back.

 

Sausage up a close comes mind or a garage for a mini. :)

...or a shish for her kebab. :rolleyes:

 

...or stirring a tin of paint with a toothpick.

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I've not been here for a while but I couldn't miss out on all the fun.

Put me down for March 25th.

 

 

Either that or a miraculous recovery...

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I've been wondering if she's been well enough to consummate the marriage. If not, I reckon it should be annulled and Jack should give the money back.

 

Sausage up a close comes mind or a garage for a mini. :)

...or a shish for her kebab. :rolleyes:

 

...or stirring a tin of paint with a toothpick.

This is all getting a bit much isnt it.

Not content with trying to make a fast buck or million selling her impending death to the masses, Ive just discovered that she is also fast tracking some new merchandise and a book to keep the bucks rolling in long after she has gone

 

book.jpg

egghead.jpg

 

Its really not on, is it!

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I've been wondering if she's been well enough to consummate the marriage. If not, I reckon it should be annulled and Jack should give the money back.

 

Sausage up a close comes mind or a garage for a mini. :)

...or a shish for her kebab. :rolleyes:

 

...or stirring a tin of paint with a toothpick.

This is all getting a bit much isnt it.

Not content with trying to make a fast buck or million selling her impending death to the masses, Ive just discovered that she is also fast tracking some new merchandise and a book to keep the bucks rolling in long after she has gone

 

book.jpg

egghead.jpg

 

Its really not on, is it!

 

You, taking the piss out of a bald person? Now that's funny. :)

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Me pulling the piss out of a bald person?

I will be f*****g bald one day. You think thats funny Lardy, eh?

Go on, pud em up, pud em up!!

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Me pulling the piss out of a bald person?

I will be f*****g bald one day. You think thats funny Lardy, eh?

Go on, pud em up, pud em up!!

 

 

One day? Bought a comb lately then have you?

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I'll give in and go for 24 April. I'm due in court that day as well so it will take my mind off the obscene amounts of money I'm paying my solicitor.

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She may live forever, in our hearts.

 

Failing that, 7th March, 2057.

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Long shot April 23rd, St George's Day.

 

And 24th has gone which hacked me off as it is my Birthday and that would have put a smile on my face :+)

 

Razor

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The Daily Star have said that Jade Goody is "in her final hours".

 

Husband Jack Tweed, 21, even got special permission to break the curfew imposed on his release from prison and spend the night with his desperately sick wife. Max [Clifford] said people could draw their own conclusions about Jack being given permission to stay at Jade's bedside, despite being on parole and having a new conviction. "All I can say is that this sort of thing is only allowed in the most serious of cases," he added.

 

Good to see that her husband is keeping his chin up though.

 

After his all-night vigil Jack, who is facing another jail stretch, went for a pizza with pals and viewed a new luxury apartment in South Woodford, Essex

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