Dead George Michael, Innit Peeps

[Toast 14,782]

the main thing is that he is clearly going to survive,so there's not much point in any further discussion of him on this forum!

 

You mean he's immortal?

[sympathyforthedevil 11]

the main thing is that he is clearly going to survive,so there's not much point in any further discussion of him on this forum!

 

You mean he's immortal?

 

Clive Dunn is immortal and we still discuss him.

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,323]

the main thing is that he is clearly going to survive,so there's not much point in any further discussion of him on this forum!

 

Sadly, I think NotaGuest might be right this time:

 

"George Michael is past the worst of his battle with severe pneumonia, according to his doctors.

 

In a statement today, physicians at Vienna's AKH hospital said that the 48-year-old is 'improving steadily' a week after falling ill."

 

Source : http://www.dailymail...ay-doctors.html

[maryportfuncity 9,980]

Yeah, but he won't go away from here because he'll doubtless keep skinning up and crashing cars into shop windows. Also, those AIDS rumours were circulating before this bout of illness. So, his thread will bob up and down like his head when he's...

 

Oh, there's me coat.

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

George Michael is being kept on a special hospital bed which has "probably saved his life" in his battle against pneumonia.

 

The Careless Whisper singer is being cared for on the £100,000 bed designed for critically-ill lung patients, in the intensive care room of the AKH Hospital in Vienna, Austria.

 

Dr Carol Cooper told The Sun newspaper: "The bed has probably saved his life so far. But he is far from out of the woods yet."

Fans and family are worried as it was claimed last night the star has developed Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome - a lung condition often caused by pneumonia, which stops oxygen getting into the blood, and ispotentially-fatal.

 

George is strapped into the Triadyne Proventa 'kinetic therapy' bed, designed for people in acute respiratory distress who cannot move, and it constantly tilts from side to side up to 40 degrees, to relieve pressure on his lungs.

 

Dr Cooper added: "These beds are lifesavers and exceptionally expensive, even to use.

 

"With the lungs not functioning well, the heart has to pump harder to shift the blood around the body, which would make it harder to survive. This bed tries to get the lungs functioning as best they can.

 

"The movement helps shift secretions inside the lung to make sure they don't collect and make you worse. But if he is still being cared for like this, he is very seriously ill.

 

"He is in a critical condition, which means he could die. We still don't know why pneumonia affects some people more than others. But if you are middle-aged, and maybe with other problems such as with your immune system, your outlook is not so good."

 

Survivors of Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome may suffer memory loss or other mental issues during their recovery because of the lack of oxygen to the brain. It can also be accompanied other organ failure, such as the kidney or liver.

 

He is thought to be under the surveillance of a kidney specialist and on a special breathing machine.

 

His rumoured boyfriend, Fadi Fawaz, 38, said yesterday: "George is doing well and is in good spirits - getting stronger all the

time."

 

The singer was rushed to hospital last week and on Friday cancelled the rest of his current Symphonica Tour.

 

Source: http://www.nzherald....jectid=10769570

 

Hmmm, what other problems with the immune system could that mean, I wonder?

 

He maybe won't throw a seven just yet, but I'll wager he'll jitterbug his way to the edge of heaven within the next ten years of an AIDS-related illness.

[Godot 148]

George Michael medical bollocks etc....

 

Fans and family are worried as it was claimed last night the star has developed Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome..

 

More medical bollocks etc....

 

 

Source: http://www.nzherald....jectid=10769570

 

Hmmm, what other problems with the immune system could that mean, I wonder?

 

He maybe won't throw a seven just yet, but I'll wager he'll jitterbug his way to the edge of heaven within the next ten years of an AIDS-related illness.

 

I'd understood his problem was in fact an Acute Respiratory System Exception aggravated by extreme soreness.

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

George Michael medical bollocks etc....

 

Fans and family are worried as it was claimed last night the star has developed Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome..

 

More medical bollocks etc....

 

 

Source: http://www.nzherald....jectid=10769570

 

Hmmm, what other problems with the immune system could that mean, I wonder?

 

He maybe won't throw a seven just yet, but I'll wager he'll jitterbug his way to the edge of heaven within the next ten years of an AIDS-related illness.

 

I'd understood his problem was in fact an Acute Respiratory System Exception aggravated by extreme soreness.

 

I thought it was Bony Undercarriage Metastatis.

[Magere Hein 1,397]

George Michael medical bollocks etc....

 

Fans and family are worried as it was claimed last night the star has developed Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome..

 

More medical bollocks etc....

 

 

Source: http://www.nzherald....jectid=10769570

 

Hmmm, what other problems with the immune system could that mean, I wonder?

 

He maybe won't throw a seven just yet, but I'll wager he'll jitterbug his way to the edge of heaven within the next ten years of an AIDS-related illness.

 

I'd understood his problem was in fact an Acute Respiratory System Exception aggravated by extreme soreness.

 

I thought it was Bony Undercarriage Metastatis.

 

I read he suffered from Terminal Unspecific Spinal Hemorrhages.

 

regards,

Hein

[Toast 14,782]

or possibly Bronchial Lung Occlusions With Jolly Old Bruises

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

or possibly Bronchial Lung Occlusions With Jolly Old Bruises

 

 

Maybe it's Renal Internal Musculo-Mental Enzyme disease.

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,323]

"George Michael is 'improving steadily' after falling ill with pneumonia, according to the Austrian doctors treating him. The 48-year-old singer has been in intensive care at Vienna's AKH hospital after becoming sick last week - forcing him to postpone the remaining dates on his Symphonica tour.

 

Doctors made clear he would need a period of 'complete rest' to recover but emphasised he had no further underlying health problems.

 

In a statement, Professors Gottfried Locker and Christoph Zielinski said: 'The latest development in Mr Michael's case, which has evolved from a severe pneumococcal infection, necessitated intensive care due to its severity and extension.

 

'We are happy to announce that Mr Michael is improving steadily with an impressive regression of pneumonic symptoms and follows a steady rate of improvement as hoped.

 

'There are no other health issues with regards to the patient other than the underlying pneumonic disorder, and no further measures had to be taken.'"

 

Source: http://www.skynews.com.au/showbiz/article.aspx?id=693226&vId=

 

 

How boring.

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Hmmmm. We shall see. I have Faith that someone close will let out a Careless Whisper about him sooner or later.

 

Am I the only one enjoying this game?

[Davey Jones' Locker 1,323]

Hmmmm. We shall see. I have Faith that someone close will let out a Careless Whisper about him sooner or later.

 

Am I the only one enjoying this game?

 

Yawn. Just wake me up before he go-gos.

[sympathyforthedevil 11]

Hmmmm. We shall see. I have Faith that someone close will let out a Careless Whisper about him sooner or later.

 

Am I the only one enjoying this game?

 

Yawn. Just wake me up before he go-gos.

 

I just want some Freedom from this constant speculation about his health.

[CarolAnn 924]

A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.,

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.,

 

Or, in this case, justifiable homocide.

[Hitz 3]

Listen without prejudice, he has been discharged from the Hospital in Vienna. His health is still frail so he needs some patience in the recovery period.

 

 

http://www.reuters.c...deoId=227305434

[aja007 0]

I'm surprised at George Michael's ommission from this year's list

 

I would have said he was a very, very good bet to go this year?

 

Also Sir Sean Connery? He's not been in the best of health for years. I bet Connery goes around the time of the 007 movie being released!

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[maryportfuncity 9,980]

GM tanned, relaxed and looking healthy a couple of days ago here:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2102148/George-Michael-Fadi-Fawaz-charter-boat-enjoy-fun-sun.html

 

I rang him for a comment but he wouldn't come to the phone because Inside Men was on!

 

Oh, there's my coat...

[time 7,923]

George injured in car crash....

 

(he wasn't driving)

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George injured in car crash....

 

(he wasn't driving)

 

So it is reported...

[Guest Guest]

superficial cuts and bruises.he'll live.This time

[Seven Seals 16]

If all he had was superficial cuts and bruises I want the resignation of whoever authorised evacuation to hospital by air ambulance,

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George injured in car crash....

 

(he wasn't driving)

 

So it is reported...

 

It would appear he wasn't wearing a seatbelt either.... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4935890/george-michael-fell-out-of-car-on-m1.html

[the_engineer 1,405]

If all he had was superficial cuts and bruises I want the resignation of whoever authorised evacuation to hospital by air ambulance,

 

our Tax money getting put to good use making sure the rich and famous get the best . If he was a waiter in the local Greek restaurant something tells me he would of been sent on his merry way with a couple of plasters on his cuts.