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Dave Matthews shot and killed delivering a pizza somwhere around St. Louis.
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EDIT -- OK why in all of hell would two people be 'confused'??  Did you watch the video?  Mm hmm...

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5 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

Dave Matthews shot and killed delivering a pizza somwhere around St. Louis.
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Ants Marching to go and eat that pizza?

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Former Belarussian politician Mikalay Dzyemyantsyey has died.  I guess they were having a sale on the letter 'y' when he was born because he's got 5 in the English version of his name.  

 

 

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29 minutes ago, alt obits guy said:

Former Belarussian politician Mikalay Dzyemyantsyey has died.  I guess they were having a sale on the letter 'y' when he was born because he's got 5 in the English version of his name. 

 

You don't give his age, so can't tell if he's a player for the Scrabble thread.

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3 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

You don't give his age, so can't tell if he's a player for the Scrabble thread.

He was 88 years old, so... probably not? 

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21 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

He was 88 years old, so... probably not? 

 

Well, I thought not, but I mentioned it in case Allen isn't aware of the Scrabble thread.

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Just now, Toast said:

 

Well, I thought not, but I mentioned it in case Allen isn't aware of the Scrabble thread.

 

I remember somebody assembling the letters of the other person I posted here for a Scrabble score but I guess it never clicked there was a Scrabble thread.  Noted for future reference.

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Yeah, it's just a bit of fun.

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Carolyn Dumbleton, 52, has died after being thrown 60 feet from her bike while riding over a pothole.  She went into cardiac arrest after being flung into the road, fracturing the top two vertebrae in her spinal cord. 

How else would a Dumbleton die? 

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Dora Luz “Honeybee” Sanchez, 72, of Sinton, died Monday, July 9, 2018.

Mrs. Sanchez was born July 9, 1946, in Beeville (TX) to Refugio and Mauricia Sanchez.
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9 hours ago, gcreptile said:

Seen on wikipedia, had to post:

Titti Maartmann, a Norwegian Luger:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titti_Maartmann

 

The obituary links to a small newspaper announcement with a different surname.

 

Titti.

Seriously?

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Wikipedia now tells me that yesterday we had the deaths of Kok, Kwok and Ngok.

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On 21/10/2018 at 07:26, gcreptile said:

Wikipedia now tells me that yesterday we had the deaths of Kok, Kwok and Ngok.


Yesterday we announced the deaths of Wang and Kok.  Nuf ced.

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24 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

Mighty Shadow, a Trinidadian calypsonian, whatever the fuck that is...

 

Ah, Joey you were beaten by 2 people earlier, Alt Obits Guy AND Alt Obits Guy. :D

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Well if he is the actual namesake then his obit belongs in Deaths of 2018, imho.  He's not a nobody, just the opposite.

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Not even a death, but what a moniker.  Sorry, HAVE to post it.


"A 21-year-old Las Vegas woman was being sought Thursday for allegedly using a stolen car to run over and kill a Las Vegas nail salon owner who chased her last weekend for failing to pay for a $35 manicure, police said.  Las Vegas police released storefront security video footage of the Saturday afternoon incident along with a plea for information on the whereabouts of the suspect, Krystal Whipple."

Oh shit, it gets funnier:
"Sonny Chung said that he tried in vain to stop the suspect. "I tried to hold the car back, but I'm not Superman.  She ran off for $35 and killed my wife — $35 to run my wife over."

If you don't find that quote funny as hell we can't be friends.
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