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BERTRAND:

Are you ze Revolutionary Front of Afghanistan?

RENE:

Fouck off!

BERTRAND:

A what?

RENE:

Revolutionary Front of Afghanistan. We arrre ze Afghan Revolutionary Front! Revolutionary Front of Afghanistan. Cawk.

FRANCIS:

Eh Wainkerrs.

BERTRAND:

Can I a... join your groupe?

RENE:

Non. Piss off.

BERTRAND:

I did not waant to sell zhis stuff. It iz only a job. I 'ate ze Coalition as much as any-body.

AFGHAN REVOLUTIONARY FRONT:

Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.

RENE:

Schtum.

JOSEPHINE:

Are you sure?

BERTRAND:

Bah oui, I am a dead sure. I 'ate the Coalition alre'dy.

RENE:

Lisen very carefoully, I shall zay zhis only once. If you rrreally a-wanted to join ze A.R.F., you'd 'ave to rrreally 'ate ze Coalition.

BERTRAND:

I do!

RENE:

Ah, oui? 'ow much?

BERTRAND:

A lotta!

RENE:

Right. You are een. Lisen. Ze only peeple we 'ate more zan ze Coalition are ze foucking Revolutionary Front of Afghanistan.

A.R.F.:

Ouai...

JOSEPHINE:

Splitterrrs.

A.R.F.:

Splitterrrs...

FRANCIS:

And the Populaire Revolutionary Front of Afghanistan.

A.R.F.:

Ouai. Ah, ouai. Splitterrrs. Splitterrrs...

LORRAINE:

And ze Afghan Revolutionary Front.

A.R.F.:

Ouai. Splitters. Splitters...

RENE:

A what?

LORRAINE:

Ze Afghan Revolutionary Front. Splitterrrs.

RENE:

We are ze Afghan Revolutionary Front!

LORRAINE:

Bah non. I sought we were ze Populaire Afghan Revolutionary Front.

RENE:

Afghan Revolutionary Front! C-huh.

FRANCIS:

What-ever 'appened to ze Populaire Afghan Revolutionary Front, Rene?

RENE:

ee iz over zhere.

A.R.F.:

Splitterrr!

GOLIATHE:

[pant pant pant] Ooh la la. Ooh la la. I-- I zink I-y-am about to 'ave a... cardiaque a-rrest. Ooh la la. Ooh la la.

SPECTATEUR:

Absolutely drreadfool. Mmm.

LE CROWD:

[cheering]

RENE:

Oui, frere! A-ha ha. A what iz your name?

BERTRAND:

Bertrand. Bertrand Ahmed.

RENE:

We may 'ave a leettle job for you, Bertrand.

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