football_fan 42 Posted January 1, 2009 Post your weird and wacky links and fun things to do between DL hits Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted January 2, 2009 Read Pride and Prejudice on Facebook Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eejit 9 Posted January 2, 2009 That is fantastic Godot, more proof that we have too much time on our hands these days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Miser 18 Posted January 3, 2009 I drink...I always drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted January 3, 2009 Lardy, have you read this delightful tome yet? Might be up your street (arf!) Murder, madness and Victorian Gothic in the Wiltshire / Zummerzet borders edit: Don't read the bloody Amazon review if you plan to read the book, there's several unnecessary spoilers Move to my town Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted January 4, 2009 Lardy, have you read this delightful tome yet? Might be up your street (arf!) Murder, madness and Victorian Gothic in the Wiltshire / Zummerzet borders edit: Don't read the bloody Amazon review if you plan to read the book, there's several unnecessary spoilers Move to my town I haven't read it, but am vaguely familiar with the story. The village (now named Rode, rather than Road) is just a couple of miles up the road from me, I have to drive through it if I want KFC. Thanks for the reminder though, I may well have a read. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadtowrites 2 Posted January 5, 2009 Learn to prance around with bells on, wield your handkerchief and generally look like a prize tit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted January 16, 2009 Sell the chance to end your virginity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted January 16, 2009 Sell the chance to end your virginity. Mmm, I spy a golden opportunity here - and I could easily undercut her prices. In fact, here's an offer for you chaps - you can have mine for a KFC Bargain Bucket and a four-pack of Blackthorn. Hurry now, first cum, first served! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted January 16, 2009 Sell the chance to end your virginity. Mmm, I spy a golden opportunity here - and I could easily undercut her prices. In fact, here's an offer for you chaps - you can have mine for a KFC Bargain Bucket and a four-pack of Blackthorn. Hurry now, first cum, first served! Seeing how you've got kids, you're either mother Mary, or your bucket no longer has any original recipe finger lickin' goodness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted January 16, 2009 Sell the chance to end your virginity. Mmm, I spy a golden opportunity here - and I could easily undercut her prices. In fact, here's an offer for you chaps - you can have mine for a KFC Bargain Bucket and a four-pack of Blackthorn. Hurry now, first cum, first served! Seeing how you've got kids, you're either mother Mary, or your bucket has already had its finger lickin' goodness consumed. Shhh. I'll split the proceeds with you. Can't say fairer than that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 606 Posted January 17, 2009 Read Pride and Prejudice on Facebook Girl looks for husband. Meets dashing young chap. "He has a most disagreeable countenance". 400 pages later they get married. No I didn't enjoy doing it at A level... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted January 22, 2009 Speak continuously for more than 124 hours and break the world record for the longest speech of all time. The 62-year-old Catalan and local government worker spoke for five straight days and four nights to set the record in the southern French town of Perpignan...Colet began speaking at Perpignan's railway station on Monday by reciting the works of famous authors or using some of his own writing. He also spoke profusely about Dali, a painter he admires, and Catalan culture Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted January 24, 2009 Take up photography. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted February 1, 2009 Visit Maryport's singing lighthouse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 3, 2009 Moan for the sake of it. (To hell with the world economic crisis - fix our bloody flags!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 3, 2009 Give birth...to a kidney. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raskolnikov 0 Posted February 4, 2009 Laugh at the misfortune of others. And people say this forum can be cruel! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted February 4, 2009 Laugh at the misfortune of others. And people say this forum can be cruel! Thanks. Thanks a lot. I was crying before I read this thread just now, with a big puffy face and nostrils full of mucus, but just clicked your link and let out a snorty laugh, resulting in an impressive snot rocket now cascading down my chin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted February 4, 2009 Ladies and gentleman .. while we have to wait ... Relive the commercials of Super Bowl 43. Well, even as Football isn't generally my sport of expertise, I devoted my time to analyze the game itself along with the the commercials. The Doritos advertizement "Power Of The Crunch" deserves praise. The theme itself was very powerful. I'm also a fan of the commercial "Bosses" because it was a major attention grabber. The screaming, the screaming, and the screaming, it definitely works. A dramatic frenzy makes people listen. The lowest rating goes to the Miller commercial which was two seconds long and absolutely pathetic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted February 5, 2009 This beats looking for car insurance. http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted February 6, 2009 Flypost the local area to get your young 'un off drink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geronimo 3 Posted February 11, 2009 Have a teeny weeny tantrum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted February 15, 2009 Join the U.S. 'Foreign Legion' and live the American dream. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted February 16, 2009 Win the game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
