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After several hours of listening, noting, re-listening and refining, I've come up with the following:
Prisencolinensinainciusol

 

In de col men seivuan

Prisencolinensinainciusol ol rait

 

Uis de seim cius nau op de seim

Ol uait men in de colobos dai

Trrr - ciak is e maind beghin de col

Bebi stei ye push yo oh

 

Uis de seim cius nau op de seim

Ol uoit men in de colobos dai

Not s de seim laikiu de promisdin

Iu nau in trabol lovgiai ciu gen

 

In do camo not cius no bai for lov so

Op op giast cam lau ue cam lov ai

Oping tu stei laik cius go mo men

Iu bicos tue men cold dobrei goris

Oh sandei

 

Ai ai smai sesler

Eni els so co uil piso ai

In de col men seivuan

Prisencolinensinainciusol ol rait

 

Ai ai smai senflecs

Eni go for doing peso ai

Prisencolinensinainciusol ol rait

 

Uel ai sint no ai giv de sint

Laik de cius nobodi oh gud taim lev feis go

Uis de seim et seim cius go no ben

Let de cius end kai for not de gai giast stei

 

Ai ai smai senflecs

Eni go for doing peso ai

In de col mein seivuan

Prisencolinensinainciusol ol rait

 

Lu nei si not sicidor

Ah es la bebi la dai big iour

 

Ai aismai senflecs

Eni go for doing peso ai

In de col mein seivuan

Prisencolinensinainciusol ol rait

 

Lu nei si not sicodor

Ah es la bebi la dai big iour

Well OK, I googled it!

 

No luck with a translation as yet.

Let's give it a try:

 

In coal mine 7

Prison coal in engine ain't useful, alright

 

Who is the same, 'cause now up the seam

All wait, men, in the howler monkey´s day

Trr - check is a mind, begin the coal

Baby stay, you pussy, oh

 

Who is the same, 'cause now up the seam

All wait, men, in the howler monkey´s day

Not the same like you, the promised din

You now in trouble, love gay, cue Jen

 

In the cayman, or just no bay for love so

Up, up just came low, we came lower

Hoping you stay, like just go more men

You bitch, two men cold, doubly gory

Oh Sandy

 

 

 

Etcetera. It doesn't seem to make more sense.

 

regards,

Hein

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Test your wits with The Idiot Test.

Managed to get too pretty smart, but was too slow to hit the green button. Couldn't really be arsed going through it again.

 

 

 

Did it again, nothing better to do, I'm brilliant!!!!!!!

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Test your wits with The Idiot Test.

 

Very good, caught me a few times too often. But don't have all the time in the world to see where it finishes.

Sum up for me - I could be brighter!

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Test your wits with The Idiot Test.

 

I'm afraid the test makers are idiots. All squares are rectangles, it's just that all sides are congruent as opposed to just the opposite sides. Both squares and rectangles can also be defined as parallelograms but I'm sure they knew that too. And yes, I clicked on a square just to check their idiocy!

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Get very rich. The announcement is expected very soon. There has been a strong rumour, and a thread on the CUFC unofficial message board, that one of the winners is from Frizington, a fetid little boil on the festering arse that is west Cumbria. Ominously the thread was withdrawn without warning, suggesting there may be summat in it. If so, said winner joins the jobless teenager Callie Rogers - who dropped a couple of million aged 16 - as instant local royalty.

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Synidcate of Hewland Packard workers in a Liverpool and a married couple who've never been anywhere close to Frizington as far as I can tell, rumours eh?

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Synidcate of Hewland Packard workers in a Liverpool and a married couple who've never been anywhere close to Frizington as far as I can tell, rumours eh?

 

Bit early for you to be on the pop innit Mary? Are you practising for Saturday? :blink:

 

Anyway, whoever they are, they're fucking wankers. Unless they want to give me 5 million of it, in which case they're a lovely couple who totally deserve their good fortune.

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Yeah, not up to my usual standard of spelling. Saturday won't be the same without your good self, obviously.

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Try to come between a Scotsman and his money. :old:

 

AVERAGE AMOUNTS LOST TO ROGUE TRADERS

London £1198

North £774

East £694

Wales £571

South £303

Midlands £260

Scotland £165

 

Sometimes it pays to be tight. ;)

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Interesting. I'm friends with the graduate student who helped on that paper.

 

The problem that most DLers should immediately tune into, of course, is that anti-social behavior is considered an implicitly negative thing in the study. :old:

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Play Stab the Zombie on the Dancefloor

 

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Wear your heart on your sleeve team on your arm.

 

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I'm seriously thinking of getting a snall Millwall tatoo myself..probably the wrong thgread to say that in though.

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I'm seriously thinking of getting a snall Millwall tatoo myself..probably the wrong thgread to say that in though.

I believe this is the thread you're looking for.

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I'm seriously thinking of getting a snall Millwall tatoo myself..probably the wrong thgread to say that in though.

I believe this is the thread you're looking for.

 

I no.

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According to them...

"Quantology is the future of numerology. It harnesses the power of supercomputers to plum[sic] previously unreachable depths of your Life Numbers."

Let's hope they're better with numbers than letters. Unless, of course, they use fruit in some pseudo-scientific manner to come up with the numbers. Might go well with the LHC's custard though.

 

 

 

I also noticed they had a statement of the bleedin' obvious tuck away down at the bottom of the page too...

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: THIS SITE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

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