TAFKAG 70 Posted December 15, 2008 The ex-chairman of Nasdaq makes Kenneth Lay look like a small-time crook, defrauding clients of $50bn. I expect he'll start suffering from 'Ernest Saunders Disease' as his trial approaches. He Madoff with the loot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BCAlum2000 42 Posted March 13, 2009 With Bernie Madoff spending the rest of his life in prison, what do you think are the odds of him being done in by an inmate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted March 14, 2009 Madoff - if he lives long enough to be sentenced - will be in the country club that is federal prison for white collar criminals. He'll be fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted March 14, 2009 Madoff - if he lives long enough to be sentenced - will be in the country club that is federal prison for white collar criminals. He'll be fine. White collar prisons are very lenient. Bernie Madoff's prison might be similar to a hotel room along with catered food every night. I would imagine it's not much different from those retirement homes that seniors are placed in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BCAlum2000 42 Posted March 14, 2009 Madoff - if he lives long enough to be sentenced - will be in the country club that is federal prison for white collar criminals. He'll be fine. White collar prisons are very lenient. Bernie Madoff's prison might be similar to a hotel room along with catered food every night. I would imagine it's not much different from those retirement homes that seniors are placed in. There really is no such thing as white collar "country club" federal prisons. With that said, Banshee Screams is right in that white collar criminals generally are placed in "nicer" facilities. White collar criminals generally are placed in minimum security federal prisons. The differences between these and higher level security facilities are these: the prison cells resemble dorm rooms more than actual prison cells. There are less prison guards roaming these facilities. White collar criminals have more freedom -- that is, they are not confined to their cells 23 hours a day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted March 14, 2009 With that said, Banshee Screams is right in that white collar criminals generally are placed in "nicer" facilities. It's Scream, not screams. Respect yer elders bitch. Anyway, I wouldn't mind if Bernie received the death penalty. Does anyone share the same thought? Wouldn't it set an example? Even if Bernie is never executed, it would make people think. The greedy minds would change their minds. Once people start changing their minds, the world will change too. I think that sums it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BCAlum2000 42 Posted March 14, 2009 With that said, Banshee Screams is right in that white collar criminals generally are placed in "nicer" facilities. It's Scream, not screams. Respect yer elders bitch. Anyway, I wouldn't mind if Bernie received the death penalty. Does anyone share the same thought? Wouldn't it set an example? Even if Bernie is never executed, it would make people think. The greedy minds would change their minds. Once people start changing their minds, the world will change too. I think that sums it up. Settle down, Beavis. Anyway, I'd love it if Bernie were sent to a prison and get his ass brutally raped and killed by an inmate on death row with nothing to lose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted March 14, 2009 Madoff - if he lives long enough to be sentenced - will be in the country club that is federal prison for white collar criminals. He'll be fine. White collar prisons are very lenient. Bernie Madoff's prison might be similar to a hotel room along with catered food every night. I would imagine it's not much different from those retirement homes that seniors are placed in. There really is no such thing as white collar "country club" federal prisons. With that said, Banshee Screams is right in that white collar criminals generally are placed in "nicer" facilities. White collar criminals generally are placed in minimum security federal prisons. The differences between these and higher level security facilities are these: the prison cells resemble dorm rooms more than actual prison cells. There are less prison guards roaming these facilities. White collar criminals have more freedom -- that is, they are not confined to their cells 23 hours a day. When you compare a US state level maximum security prison to the minimum security US federal facilities that people like Madoff are put in, the federal prison is a country club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BCAlum2000 42 Posted March 14, 2009 Madoff - if he lives long enough to be sentenced - will be in the country club that is federal prison for white collar criminals. He'll be fine. White collar prisons are very lenient. Bernie Madoff's prison might be similar to a hotel room along with catered food every night. I would imagine it's not much different from those retirement homes that seniors are placed in. There really is no such thing as white collar "country club" federal prisons. With that said, Banshee Screams is right in that white collar criminals generally are placed in "nicer" facilities. White collar criminals generally are placed in minimum security federal prisons. The differences between these and higher level security facilities are these: the prison cells resemble dorm rooms more than actual prison cells. There are less prison guards roaming these facilities. White collar criminals have more freedom -- that is, they are not confined to their cells 23 hours a day. When you compare a US state level maximum security prison to the minimum security US federal facilities that people like Madoff are put in, the federal prison is a country club. Comparatively speaking, you're right. But to call Federal prison camps (e.g., federal minimum security prisons) "resorts" is still stretching it. At best, the federal minimum security places are like heavily guarded college dorms, but with none of the fun (no loose women, much yuckier food, etc.). Far from the myth that is "white collar club fed resort." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted March 15, 2009 With that said, Banshee Screams is right in that white collar criminals generally are placed in "nicer" facilities. It's Scream, not screams. Respect yer elders bitch. Anyway, I wouldn't mind if Bernie received the death penalty. Does anyone share the same thought? Wouldn't it set an example? Even if Bernie is never executed, it would make people think. The greedy minds would change their minds. Once people start changing their minds, the world will change too. I think that sums it up. Settle down, Beavis. Anyway, I'd love it if Bernie were sent to a prison and get his ass brutally raped and killed by an inmate on death row with nothing to lose. I'm against the death penalty on general principle but even I can acknowledge that in some cases it would constitute justice. That being said, to suggest that someone who steals money should be executed is really silly. I'm not trying to minimize the seriousness of Bernie's crime, just suggesting that capital punishment for a Ponzi scheme is ridiculous. The comparative luxury of the facilities that deal with less violent offenders has more to do with the company they keep than any attempt by the authorities to make things better for "white collar" inmates. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted June 29, 2009 Jailed for 150 years, not eligible for parole until 2129. He'll have to be Madoff strong stuff to get that far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,534 Posted June 29, 2009 Jailed for 150 years, not eligible for parole until 2129. He'll have to be Madoff strong stuff to get that far. At the age of 71, I somehow think that a 150 year sentence is a tad excessive. Even 20 years would probably finish him off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted June 29, 2009 Jailed for 150 years, not eligible for parole until 2129. He'll have to be Madoff strong stuff to get that far. At the age of 71, I somehow think that a 150 year sentence is a tad excessive. Even 20 years would probably finish him off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted August 24, 2009 Rumoured to be suffering from pancreatic cancer... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted August 24, 2009 Rumoured to be suffering from pancreatic cancer... ...here we go again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted August 24, 2009 Rumoured to be suffering from pancreatic cancer... ...here we go again! What, you mean you wouldn't be completely and utterly shocked to the core if you were to find out that the above suggestion might not be entirely true?? No need to brace yourself for this earth shattering revelation then : "We can tell you that Bernie Madoff is not terminally ill and has not been diagnosed with cancer," the Prisons Bureau said in an emailed statement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted August 24, 2009 Rumoured to be suffering from pancreatic cancer... ...here we go again! What, you mean you wouldn't be completely and utterly shocked to the core if you were to find out that the above suggestion might not be entirely true?? No need to brace yourself for this earth shattering revelation then : "We can tell you that Bernie Madoff is not terminally ill and has not been diagnosed with cancer," the Prisons Bureau said in an emailed statement. HUZZAH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted December 23, 2009 Rumoured to be suffering from pancreatic cancer... ...here we go again! What, you mean you wouldn't be completely and utterly shocked to the core if you were to find out that the above suggestion might not be entirely true?? No need to brace yourself for this earth shattering revelation then : "We can tell you that Bernie Madoff is not terminally ill and has not been diagnosed with cancer," the Prisons Bureau said in an emailed statement. Moved to hospital for undisclosed reasons. Might be an outside bet for 2010. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,653 Posted December 23, 2009 Oops, posted the same shit in the prisons thread. Either way, he's worth a watch and - mebbe - a punt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,358 Posted December 11, 2010 Bernie Madoff's son, Mark Madoff, has committed suicide by hanging. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
death_master_bob 0 Posted December 11, 2010 Bernie Madoff's son, Mark Madoff, has committed suicide by hanging. That's like really sad and everything. At least hanukkah was early ths year and he waited until it was finished with so it wasn't all spoiled. (the Madoffs are Jewish) Will they let his dad out for the funeral? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BCAlum2000 42 Posted December 12, 2010 In the good ol' US of A, Mark Madoff's death actually received more media coverage than Leslie Nielsen's passing!!!!!! You would think that Mark Madoff was you know, actually a real celebrity. Of course he ain't!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,618 Posted December 12, 2010 In the good ol' US of A, Mark Madoff's death actually received more media coverage than Leslie Nielsen's passing!!!!!! You would think that Mark Madoff was you know, actually a real celebrity. Of course he ain't!!! Would this have anything to do with their respective nationalities perchance? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
