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Re the Big Brother curse; just an idea, like:

 

The show attracts self-centred fuckwits of the highest order, many of them so far into their own fantasy worlds they are likely to disregard standard health checks and/or exist for years on a diet of parties, crap food, irregular hours and high levels of stress hormones caused by constant worry about where their lives are going. It's also probable that some of the most rootless and lacking in self-esteem of the female contestants shag around to the point their cervixes are soaked by a range of partners.

 

In other words, the 'curse' may be the result of the conditions they are - more or less - asking for.

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I see the future. I think that Celebrity Rehab will have a curse. Happy St. Patrick's day to all my Irish brothers.

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Just how many more of these "critically ill" celebrities trying to jump on the Jade Goody bandwagon are we going to have to put up? Lots I hope :)

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I'm of the opinion that if someone is well enough to say "I'm critically ill", then they might just be exaggerating their condition a little bit.

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I'm of the opinion that if someone is well enough to say "I'm critically ill", then they might just be exaggerating their condition a little bit.

 

A case of Man He/She/It-Flu?

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Christopher Lee was actualy born in Transylvania in 1430, death list has failed to piont out that he is actualy 579 years old , And that he cant die until a stake has been drove through his heart,this being the case, i think it would be wise to take him of your list.why not make Thatcher your number 1 candidate, i think the number of people wanting to burn this old witch is alot higher

According to NME, doctors have found 8 stones in each kidney but they can't operate on them because of where they're located. He claims that he'll be in hospital for a long time yet but I think he'll be out in a few weeks... with a full recovery.

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His plastic surgery has now bankrupted him:

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FFS, the state of creature

 

They still refer to him as a "star" mind

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Fuckin' one-hit-wonder is not famous enough for "Fringes..."

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Fuckin' one-hit-wonder is not famous enough for "Fringes..."

Erm, he is famous enough for his (possible) own thread.

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Fuckin' one-hit-wonder is not famous enough for "Fringes..."

Erm, he is famous enough for his (possible) own thread.

 

 

Aye but that's our doing and spurred on in large part in the hope he's worth a fleeting mention in the tabloids when he dies under the knife and/or loses the plot and has his next big hit with the front of a train.

 

What'll he do when reality tv tell him to stick it?

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Dead. Either that or it's the weirdest Twitter hack ever.

 

Joey Russ got the obit first.

 

*spins round like a record*

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Fuckin ell. This is one of the rare ones that has made me go 'fuckin ell'.

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Too soon.

 

 

Ah, no.

 

 

Weird prick.

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And he only had to wait another three years to make it into my theme team.

 

You Spin Me Round was the first record I danced to in a club. Got my first snog right after, too.

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You're older than me ffs...

 

 

Eh, 'NTWICM' 1,2 &3 must've taken a battering this year.

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Is he the first S/A/W number one star to die then? Having a brain freeze.

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