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Just ordered takeaway fast food. Suppose you can only regret the things you do. Worst tenner I've ever spent.

Fucking tightwad.

 

 

What I ordered actually cost £6.90, with £2 delivery that the worst advertisement for Southern Fried Chicken of a delivery man upped to £3.10. A tenner is a lot of money, especially when I could've walked half a mile and got better food, even fast food for that matter, for a fiver. Lesson learnt.

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Why don't you learn to cook? It might help you land a boyfriend.

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Why don't you learn to cook? It might help you land a boyfriend.

I can cook. I just didn't have any food in.

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It's my birthday week so I'll try and drop in as much as I can. It's already kicked off with a day out today with my besties, I'll probably trawl the bars for availables tomorrow (my birfday, never happens for me) and spend the rest of the week out and about somehow. Just a tad tipsy already.

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Unless it's a special one your being greedy dragging it out for a week.

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Every one is special...I'm amazed I've lasted this long!

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A kebab shop called Khyber Pass has been caught selling food contaminated with human faeces.

 

The clue was in the name ;)

 

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Hyson Green Nottingham; who would have thought?

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Ive decided, for tonight anyway,that the The Beach Boys were the greatest band ever.

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I'm currently at my cousin's 6th birthday party. Most of the guests are from my aunt's husband's family, so I haven't seen 'em in ages. They seem nice but they're SO trashy. Get me outta here. This is NOT how I want to spend my Saturday.

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I'm currently at my cousin's 6th birthday party. Most of the guests are from my aunt's husband's family, so I haven't seen 'em in ages. They seem nice but they're SO trashy. Get me outta here. This is NOT how I want to spend my Saturday.

 

Bugger! I deleted only yesterday Ant and Dec's telephone numbers from my phone. :D

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Just when I thought I couldn't handle more...my daughter. My ex-husband and I are driving from Vancouver to Edmonton tomorrow morning to bring her back to BC. To give context it is a 12-14 hour drive there and back. Proof that I will do anything for my kids. Please send your healing thoughts to my daughter she is not well. This is one of the worst fucking years of my life.

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In my thoughts tonight, RG. Stay strong.

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Thoughts and prayers with you RG. Our children are precious and no matter how old they are they will still be our children.

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Sorry to hear that, RG. Thinking of you and yours.

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Just when I thought I couldn't handle more...my daughter. My ex-husband and I are driving from Vancouver to Edmonton tomorrow morning to bring her back to BC. To give context it is a 12-14 hour drive there and back. Proof that I will do anything for my kids. Please send your healing thoughts to my daughter she is not well. This is one of the worst fucking years of my life.

that's awful I can't stand driving from Cork to Dublin. A day in a car must be horrible especially with an ex.

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We are back! We survived and I want a parent of the year medal or something. Took us 14 hours to get there, only 12 to get home and I put 2600km on my four month old Tiguan. My daughter is healing and I'm hopeful she will eventually be okay.

 

Thank you YoungWillz, bibliogryphon, Handrejka and Morbidkid.

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Good news! Glad all is well and hoping a full recovery is made.

 

On a side note, got news myself yesterday that one of my friends died of leukaemia. Only in his 40s. Thought he was on the mend. :sick:

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Good news! Glad all is well and hoping a full recovery is made.

 

On a side note, got news myself yesterday that one of my friends died of leukaemia. Only in his 40s. Thought he was on the mend. :sick:

 

Oh no! So sorry for your loss.

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Thanks RG, devastated he's gone so relatively young.

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Good news! Glad all is well and hoping a full recovery is made.

 

On a side note, got news myself yesterday that one of my friends died of leukaemia. Only in his 40s. Thought he was on the mend. :sick:

 

Sorry to hear Y-Dub. Must have been something in the water yesterday because last night my Facebook page blew up about one of the guys I shot pool with for two seasons, he also being about 45, having died suddenly. I'm not at home so it's conjecture but I understand he had a massive stroke, on Saturday, and family took him off life-support last night. It's maddening, and like every death we post, a reminder we are all on borrowed time.

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Good news! Glad all is well and hoping a full recovery is made.

 

On a side note, got news myself yesterday that one of my friends died of leukaemia. Only in his 40s. Thought he was on the mend. :sick:

 

Sorry to hear Y-Dub. Must have been something in the water yesterday because last night my Facebook page blew up about one of the guys I shot pool with for two seasons, he also being about 45, having died suddenly. I'm not at home so it's conjecture but I understand he had a massive stroke, on Saturday, and family took him off life-support last night. It's maddening, and like every death we post, a reminder we are all on borrowed time.

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And I'm sorry to hear about your pool buddy Sir C. My condolences to you.

 

I have now heard about the funeral - "mixture of traditional and bright colours" dress code - I hate that specification, it says "comes as a clown" to me. Looks like I'll just do the dull suit and wear a red bow tie - I've owned one since the 80s, long before Stephen Moffatt asked his characters to say they were cool. And before you ask, no, it's not a spinning one.

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First Humanist funeral today (I'm having one myself) - lovely service and a good send off to a dear friend. Going to get changed and head out to a place I swore I would never set foot in again, just because the last time I saw my friend he said I should go.

 

Loads of faces I knew who treated me like an old friend and who I have missed terribly, hopefully I will be welcomed back if just for one night, for that is what my pal would have wanted.

 

If not, casino and (hopefully) grieving sex with someone who cares.

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First Humanist funeral today (I'm having one myself) - lovely service and a good send off to a dear friend. Going to get changed and head out to a place I swore I would never set foot in again, just because the last time I saw my friend he said I should go.

 

Loads of faces I knew who treated me like an old friend and who I have missed terribly, hopefully I will be welcomed back if just for one night, for that is what my pal would have wanted.

 

If not, casino and (hopefully) grieving sex with someone who cares.

 

I hope the day finished as wished. I'm going to google humanist funeral some day.

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