msc 18,480 Posted March 1, 2017 Aye, here's to hopefully working knees and all that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted March 1, 2017 Back at my parents house as I live alone currently and cant be left alone for 24 hours.In pain but cocodomol is helping. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted March 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Shaun of the Dead said: Back at my parents house as I live alone currently and cant be left alone for 24 hours.In pain but cocodomol is helping. Good news Shaun. Imagine you've had your fill of knee and hopping jokes.Unfortunately Jake the Peg isn't allowed on You Tube anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted March 1, 2017 57 minutes ago, Shaun of the Dead said: Back at my parents house as I live alone currently and cant be left alone for 24 hours.In pain but cocodomol is helping. Wishing all the best... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,068 Posted March 1, 2017 Hoping the pain passes and hopefully you are getting relief from your studies while you recuperate. I'd send virtual hugs, but that might get me a virtual prison sentence for virtual harassment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,480 Posted March 2, 2017 Had an idea for a deadpool, but I don't have the time to run it. (The Deathlist Cup and updating TCD are my limit.) So in the spirit of sharing, I'll mention how it'd work here, and if anyone else likes it enough to want to run it at some point, they have my full blessing The Chase Concept: deadpoolers start on 0 points, and chase down a Control Figure which starts on 100 points. The first deadpooler to overtake the Control wins. Rules: 20 celebs to a team, DDP rules for scoring and obits count with 2 differences: Differences from the DDP: A successful hit can be replaced by a living person, 24 hours after they appear on the scoreboard as a successful hit. A miss (ie a death sans Qualifying Obit) can be replaced after a week. Therefore each Chasing Team should have 20 people on their team most of the time. A change from the DDP would see Only Famous for Dying Cases (to be determined by the Game Organiser) only scoring 3 points maximum, instead of whatever they would for their age under DDP rules. They'd also be banned as joker material. Each Sunday evening, the Control moves 10 points further ahead. So it is a chase rather than hunt the static target. I did think 50 points, but most folk on here could smash that inside a month these days, seemingly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,229 Posted March 2, 2017 I like the idea, but I won't be running it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,068 Posted March 3, 2017 Right, I'm off out to mix it up on the Glasgow gay scene for the first time this year. If anyone important dies, any relevant updates will have to wait until I'm feeling up to it. Laters, Listers! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted March 3, 2017 Just now, YoungWillz said: Right, I'm off out to mix it up on the Glasgow gay scene for the first time this year. If anyone important dies, any relevant updates will have to wait until I'm feeling up to it. Laters, Listers! Don't forget to check the cellar before you go. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,068 Posted March 4, 2017 I'm back and conscious. Still to check the cellar. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted March 4, 2017 Ive just 'discovered' an Album that would have been well off of my radar at the time because 1) I was 13 and 2) I was only ever interested in the Top Twenty and imagining being forced to service Abba Queen Agnetha. This band had two 'hits' back in 78 ( thereabouts) that now I see was a sacrifice of their talent and ability in order to earn a few bob. You never stop discovering, eh! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted March 4, 2017 You must have heard this. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted March 4, 2017 18 minutes ago, rockhopper penguin said: You must have heard this. Thats their first hit. I remember it very well, very nostalgic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted March 5, 2017 Got myself a dog, one of us is going to die soon. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted March 8, 2017 If I phone a number and get the answer phone and I dont leave a message its obviously not an important call. If its obviously not important why the fuck are you trying to ring me back 3 hrs later you fucktard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,229 Posted March 12, 2017 Celebrating the 50th anniversary of The Velvet Underground and Nico today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,155 Posted March 12, 2017 1 hour ago, joeyruss said: Celebrating the 50th anniversary of The Velvet Underground and Nico today. That reminds me, i really must use up those three overripe bananas. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted March 14, 2017 I'm going to put a towel over my microwave.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted March 14, 2017 16 hours ago, CarolAnn said: I'm going to put a towel over my microwave.... Okay. Why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted March 14, 2017 So, today, im working on a line, up a pole and its fucking tall and wobbly and im old and no likey climbing tall wobbly poles anymore. Some old duffer, walking stick in hand, hobbles towards me. He is as deaf as a post and he is saying something but I cant here too well coz im fucking miles up the pole or summat. He asks me if Im working on the lines because his line is out of service. I tell him I am and its his line im working on. Im irritated because he has reported the fucking fault and im the engineer FFS, do the maths you old twat. Soon Ive sorted the problem out then go into his house to be greeted by a nice old fella who is surrounded by walls full of the most beautiful water colour paintings created by his old and worn hands. I was invited back anytime to view more as he shook me warmly by the hand while thanking me profusely for getting his phone line/careline back in action. I must learn patience and I must learn not to judge. I must learn to breathe. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted March 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Okay. Why? http://www.latimes.com/politics/washington/la-na-essential-washington-updates-more-than-just-spying-microwaves-why-1489416182-htmlstory.html 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted March 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: So, today, im working on a line, up a pole and its fucking tall and wobbly and im old and no likey climbing tall wobbly poles anymore. Some old duffer, walking stick in hand, hobbles towards me. He is as deaf as a post and he is saying something but I cant here too well coz im fucking miles up the pole or summat. He asks me if Im working on the lines because his line is out of service. I tell him I am and its his line im working on. Im irritated because he has reported the fucking fault and im the engineer FFS, do the maths you old twat. Soon Ive sorted the problem out them go into his house to be greeted by a nice old fella who is surrounded by walls full of the most beautiful water colour paintings created by his old and worn hands. I was invited back anytime to view more as he shook me warmly by the hand while thanking me profusely for getting his phone line/careline back in action. I must learn patience and I must learn not to judge. I must learn to breathe. Those are the experiences we all must have every now and then. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,480 Posted March 14, 2017 Breathing is good. "The trick to not dying is to keep breathing" said Lemmy once. He stopped following his own advice and look what happened to him. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted March 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: So, today, im working on a line, up a pole and its fucking tall and wobbly and im old and no likey climbing tall wobbly poles anymore. Some old duffer, walking stick in hand, hobbles towards me. He is as deaf as a post and he is saying something but I cant here too well coz im fucking miles up the pole or summat. He asks me if Im working on the lines because his line is out of service. I tell him I am and its his line im working on. Im irritated because he has reported the fucking fault and im the engineer FFS, do the maths you old twat. Soon Ive sorted the problem out then go into his house to be greeted by a nice old fella who is surrounded by walls full of the most beautiful water colour paintings created by his old and worn hands. I was invited back anytime to view more as he shook me warmly by the hand while thanking me profusely for getting his phone line/careline back in action. I must learn patience and I must learn not to judge. I must learn to breathe. We'll make a commie, pinko, liberal of you, yet. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted March 14, 2017 1 hour ago, CarolAnn said: http://www.latimes.com/politics/washington/la-na-essential-washington-updates-more-than-just-spying-microwaves-why-1489416182-htmlstory.html Oh CA, The Brits have had those for years!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
