Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted July 8, 2017 11 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Well you know the answer to that then. Go shag a pensioner. Hi. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 8, 2017 6 hours ago, CarolAnn said: Me either, but at least mine's a geographical problem. Aye, I think mine is too. I think Id better do a map of my body............. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted July 8, 2017 50 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Aye, I think mine is too. I think Id better do a map of my body............. Saved you the time; Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 8, 2017 9 minutes ago, Deathray said: Saved you the time; Tell you what, even at my age, fuck all has gone South or even North, East or West. Ive still got it. I just need to find it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 8, 2017 The only thing going South is you lfn. I mark the changing of the Seasons by pictures of you in sandals. Almost at "marking the changing of the months" with the amount of Spain you see.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted July 8, 2017 9 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Tell you what, even at my age, fuck all has gone South or even North, East or West. Ive still got it. I just need to find it. It's under your belly, use a mirror 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted July 8, 2017 4 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: It's under your belly, use a mirror A microscope might be more useful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 8, 2017 42 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: It's under your belly, use a mirror I have no belly, Im hewn from granite or summat 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted July 8, 2017 39 minutes ago, Deathray said: A microscope might be more useful. No chance, I have to tuck it into my sock. Mind you my socks do come all the way up my legs to my crack. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,941 Posted July 8, 2017 (edited) 34 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: No chance, I have to tuck it into my sock. Mind you my socks do come all the way up my legs to my crack. There tights, darling , it's nothing to be ashamed of, your in tolerant company here, embrace it. Edited July 8, 2017 by Deathray 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted July 9, 2017 The things you see on the way home from work... 5 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted July 9, 2017 15 hours ago, charon said: The things you see on the way home from work... I genuinely chuckled at the 11-15 year olds 'liking' this post. "Well, I HEARD about a blowjob; saw one on PornHub...." SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,229 Posted July 9, 2017 13 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: I genuinely chuckled at the 11-15 year olds 'liking' this post. "Well, I HEARD about a blowjob; saw one on PornHub...." SC I try to avoid pornography, thank you very much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,480 Posted July 9, 2017 Well, Joey's 16 now. At that age, one of my former school girlfriend's had a one year old! (Not mine, obviously.) 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,229 Posted July 9, 2017 Just now, msc said: Well, Joey's 16 now. At that age, one of my former school girlfriend's had a one year old! (Not mine, obviously.) There's always one or two people in your high school who have a child at such a young age. Sadly, those are usually the people who don't do as well at school, and more often than not, drop out. Quite sad tbh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted July 11, 2017 On 7/9/2017 at 01:45, charon said: The things you see on the way home from work... My husband would put this on the back of his SUV if he thought about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted July 11, 2017 On 7/9/2017 at 16:52, Sir Creep said: I genuinely chuckled at the 11-15 year olds 'liking' this post. "Well, I HEARD about a blowjob; saw one on PornHub...." SC You mean 15 year olds don't give/get blowjobs anymore? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted July 11, 2017 Just visited a friend of mine in her new flat.She has made a shrine of Nigel Farage complete with scented candles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,480 Posted July 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, Shaun of the Dead said: Just visited a friend of mine in her new flat.She has made a shrine of Nigel Farage complete with scented candles. Blimey. I don't even have a picture up of the great man Benn, let alone a shrine! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,590 Posted July 11, 2017 16 minutes ago, Shaun of the Dead said: Just visited a friend of mine in her new flat.She has made a shrine of Nigel Farage complete with scented candles. Are you sure she is not attempting an incantation to return him to the circle of hell from which he has been unleashed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted July 11, 2017 Definitely not she genuinely looks up to him.Has a signed photo on said shrine as well.I thought it was a joke until I saw it! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,590 Posted July 11, 2017 54 minutes ago, Shaun of the Dead said: Definitely not she genuinely looks up to him.Has a signed photo on said shrine as well.I thought it was a joke until I saw it! Maybe she would like a DDP team of Remoaners. 1. Vince Cable 2. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,480 Posted July 11, 2017 11 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said: Maybe she would like a DDP team of Remoaners. 1. Vince Cable 2. Cleggy. No wait, he's dead. Well, Sallis is. The other is just career dead. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted July 11, 2017 48 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said: Maybe she would like a DDP team of Remoaners. 1. Vince Cable 2. Ooh she could have 1)Vince Cable 2)Ken Clarke 3)Michael Heseltine 4)Tony Blair 5)Peter Mandelson 6)Peter Hain 7)Alex Salmond 8)Caroline Lucas 9)Nicola Sturgeon 10)Leanne Wood 11)Anna Soubry 12)Shirley Williams 13)Neil Kinnock 14)Richard Dawkins 15)Richard Wilson 16)A C Grayling 17)Gary Lineker 18)Eddie Izzard 19)Tim Farron 20)Nick Clegg 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,337 Posted July 11, 2017 There are more than 20 I could name haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
