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11 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Well you know the answer to that then.

Go shag a pensioner. ;)

Hi.

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6 hours ago, CarolAnn said:

Me either, but at least mine's a geographical problem.

Aye, I think mine is too.

I think Id better do a map of my body.............:lol:

 

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50 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Aye, I think mine is too.

I think Id better do a map of my body.............:lol:

 

 

Saved you the time;

 

1*JIDUInBSi68UNQbrE57uyg.png

 

Image result for south pointing compass

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9 minutes ago, Deathray said:

 

Saved you the time;

 

1*JIDUInBSi68UNQbrE57uyg.png

 

Image result for south pointing compass

Tell you what, even at my age, fuck all has gone South or even North, East or West.

Ive still got it.

I just need to find it.:lol:

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The only thing going South is you lfn. I mark the changing of the Seasons by pictures of you in sandals. Almost at "marking the changing of the months" with the amount of Spain you see....

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9 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Tell you what, even at my age, fuck all has gone South or even North, East or West.

Ive still got it.

I just need to find it.:lol:

It's under your belly, use a mirror :D

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4 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

It's under your belly, use a mirror :D

 

A microscope might be more useful. 

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42 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

It's under your belly, use a mirror :D

I have no belly, Im hewn from granite or summat :D

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39 minutes ago, Deathray said:

 

A microscope might be more useful. 

No chance, I have to tuck it into my sock.

Mind you my socks do come all the way up my legs to my crack. :)

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34 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

No chance, I have to tuck it into my sock.

Mind you my socks do come all the way up my legs to my crack. :)

 

There tights, darling , it's nothing to be ashamed of, your in tolerant company here, embrace it. :D

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The things you see on the way home from work...

IMG_20170708_120134.jpg

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15 hours ago, charon said:

The things you see on the way home from work...

IMG_20170708_120134.jpg

I genuinely chuckled at the 11-15 year olds 'liking' this post.  
"Well, I HEARD about a blowjob; saw one on PornHub...."
SC

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13 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

I genuinely chuckled at the 11-15 year olds 'liking' this post.  
"Well, I HEARD about a blowjob; saw one on PornHub...."
SC

I try to avoid pornography, thank you very much. :rolleyes:

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Well, Joey's 16 now. At that age, one of my former school girlfriend's had a one year old! :o 

 

(Not mine, obviously.)

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Just now, msc said:

Well, Joey's 16 now. At that age, one of my former school girlfriend's had a one year old! :o 

 

(Not mine, obviously.)

There's always one or two people in your high school who have a child at such a young age. Sadly, those are usually the people who don't do as well at school, and more often than not, drop out. Quite sad tbh. 

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On ‎7‎/‎9‎/‎2017 at 01:45, charon said:

The things you see on the way home from work...

IMG_20170708_120134.jpg

My husband would put this on the back of his SUV if he thought about it.

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On ‎7‎/‎9‎/‎2017 at 16:52, Sir Creep said:

I genuinely chuckled at the 11-15 year olds 'liking' this post.  
"Well, I HEARD about a blowjob; saw one on PornHub...."
SC

You mean 15 year olds don't give/get blowjobs anymore?

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Just visited a friend of mine in her new flat.She has made a shrine of Nigel Farage complete with scented candles.

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6 minutes ago, Shaun of the Dead said:

Just visited a friend of mine in her new flat.She has made a shrine of Nigel Farage complete with scented candles.

 

Blimey. I don't even have a picture up of the great man Benn, let alone a shrine! B)

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16 minutes ago, Shaun of the Dead said:

Just visited a friend of mine in her new flat.She has made a shrine of Nigel Farage complete with scented candles.

Are you sure she is not attempting an incantation to return him to the circle of hell from which he has been unleashed?

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Definitely not she genuinely looks up to him.Has a signed photo on said shrine as well.I thought it was a joke until I saw it!

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54 minutes ago, Shaun of the Dead said:

Definitely not she genuinely looks up to him.Has a signed photo on said shrine as well.I thought it was a joke until I saw it!

Maybe she would like a DDP team of Remoaners.

1. Vince Cable

2.

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11 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said:

Maybe she would like a DDP team of Remoaners.

1. Vince Cable

2.

 

Cleggy.

 

No wait, he's dead.

 

Well, Sallis is. The other is just career dead.

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48 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said:

Maybe she would like a DDP team of Remoaners.

1. Vince Cable

2.

Ooh she could have 

1)Vince Cable

2)Ken Clarke

3)Michael Heseltine

4)Tony Blair

5)Peter Mandelson

6)Peter Hain

7)Alex Salmond

8)Caroline Lucas

9)Nicola Sturgeon

10)Leanne Wood

11)Anna Soubry

12)Shirley Williams

13)Neil Kinnock

14)Richard Dawkins

15)Richard Wilson

16)A C Grayling

17)Gary Lineker

18)Eddie Izzard

19)Tim Farron

20)Nick Clegg

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There are more than 20 I could name haha

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