DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

[Bibliogryphon 9,586]

I am at a conference today and the current speaker is talking about making sausage skins from Collagen. Great fun for a vegetarian.

[Sir Creep 7,070]

Just now, Bibliogryphon said:

I am at a conference today and the current speaker is talking about making sausage skins from Collagen. Great fun for a vegetarian.

Post the provided outline of the presentation for DL viewers.

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

On 25/03/2019 at 14:52, Grim Up North said:

BA Flight to Dusseldorf Lands in Edinburgh by Mistake

 

Flying in a southerly direction into Milwaukee's Mitchell International Airport (bottom centre), you fly over Bay View (centre).

Looking out of the window you see ...

 

 

[Bibliogryphon 9,586]

2 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

Post the provided outline of the presentation for DL viewers.

Its uses being dependent on the triple helix that make it Collagen. Although, the similarities between its use in sausage casing and leather manufacture are not always obvious, and it surprises people when told, there are many overlaps. Our primary process to treat the collagen is just an extension of leather manufacture, using the same technology and chemicals to prepare the hides. The whole process is based upon the pH swelling curve of collagen and although more extreme than in leather manufacture there are clear similarities. The shrinkage of the collagen is also critical, not in the same way as leather but the parallels are obvious as is the use of cross-linking agents to stabilise the collagen, these agents are just an extension of tanning agents.

[RadGuy 1,614]

Just wanted to say I'll officially be attending my local community college, Harper, for the next two years.

I got accepted to some universities but it's all much too expensive. Plus, this buys me extra time to think about a career choice.

 

After Harper, hopefully I'm off to study and live in Florida.

[TQR 14,400]

I'm spending my afternoon writing a cover letter and job application for a job I almost certainly have somewhere between fuck all and shit all chance of getting. I've got to Dear Sirs so far, taken a call from my current place of work, watched yesterday's Formula E, and now I'm idly nosing around on here, so it's going blindingly well so far.

[Sir Creep 7,070]

2 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

I'm spending my afternoon writing a cover letter and job application for a job I almost certainly have somewhere between fuck all and shit all chance of getting. I've got to Dear Sirs so far, taken a call from my current place of work, watched yesterday's Formula E, and now I'm idly nosing around on here, so it's going blindingly well so far.

 

: after Sirs.

 

we could all pitch in bits like that, going to be a long thread.  May want to start up TQM’s Cover Letter thread, would be hilarious frankly

SC

[runebomme 377]

2 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

I'm spending my afternoon writing a cover letter and job application for a job I almost certainly have somewhere between fuck all and shit all chance of getting. I've got to Dear Sirs so far, taken a call from my current place of work, watched yesterday's Formula E, and now I'm idly nosing around on here, so it's going blindingly well so far.

 

was it this one

 

https://careersmart.org.uk/occupations/undertakers-mortuary-and-crematorium-assistants

[Bibliogryphon 9,586]

Forty years ago today my Mum died at the age of 46. 

[Clorox Bleachman 2,436]

There's panic, and then there's realising at midnight that you forgot to put the glass bin out.

[TQR 14,400]

This is the first time I've felt properly woe-free since January. I'm gradually getting hammered and taking the piss out of everyone on Eurovision with some equally hammered mates. It's a pleasant evening. 

[Handrejka 1,904]

On 13/05/2019 at 00:35, Clorox Bleachman said:

There's panic, and then there's realising at midnight that you forgot to put the glass bin out.

 

Why do you have a bin made of glass?

[Clorox Bleachman 2,436]

6 minutes ago, Handrejka said:

Why do you have a bin made of glass?

We've got 4 wheelie bins; the purple one is for glass bottles and jars. The bin's not actually made of glass.

[Paul Bearer 6,102]

4 minutes ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

We've got 4 wheelie bins; the purple one is for glass bottles and jars. The bin's not actually made of glass.

A purple bin?  Where do you live? (Just curious)

[Clorox Bleachman 2,436]

2 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said:

A purple bin?  Where do you live? (Just curious)

Glasgow City.

[Paul Bearer 6,102]

1 hour ago, Paul Bearer said:

A purple bin?  Where do you live? (Just curious)

 

1 hour ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

Glasgow City.

West end? 

[Clorox Bleachman 2,436]

1 minute ago, Paul Bearer said:

West end? 

Yep, and in a house. IIRC the bins for tenements are sorted differently.

[TQR 14,400]

Still watching. I thought I was drinking Gin & Tonic. I think someone's spiked me with some kind if horrendous hallucinogenic.

[msc 18,476]

11 minutes ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

Yep, and in a house. IIRC the bins for tenements are sorted differently.

 

Usually by not sorting it and hoping the rats kill everyone.

 

Our recycling bins get picked up 3 times a year, if that.

[TQR 14,400]

Here's what's happening now.

 

[TQR 14,400]

Fair play to Madonna. She’s 60 years old and has let her wardrobe department impair her depth perception, and yet she still made it down all those steps without incident. 

 

[Bibliogryphon 9,586]

At Luton airport waiting for my delayed flight to Madrid.

 

I have already voted in the Euro elections as I will still be away on Thursday.

[Deathray 2,940]

19 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said:

At Luton airport waiting for my delayed flight to Madrid.

 

I have already voted in the Euro elections as I will still be away on Thursday.

 

EZY2203 for the stalkers. Sorry, aviation buffs.

[Deathray 2,940]

And Biblio is airborne.

[Cat O'Falk 3,290]

1 hour ago, Deathray said:

EZY2203 U22203 for the stalkers. Sorry, aviation buffs.

 

FTFY