DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

4 hours ago, Toast said:

 

You should have kept quiet about that.  Now we all want some.

Well apparently I’m a cunt that needs to go and wank off to a picture of a gibbon.  Which would have been deeply offensive but for the fact that it’s already my number one hobby. 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

Lets face it, he was always prone to irrational outbursts, his new forum name was never going to change that.

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

22 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Lets face it, he was always prone to irrational outbursts, his new forum name was never going to change that.

Only a matter of hours before he’s re-registered, I’m sure.  It would be tolerable if it was in the least bit amusing but it’s the same boring old shit every time. 

[Toast 16,155]

32 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Only a matter of hours before he’s re-registered, I’m sure.  It would be tolerable if it was in the least bit amusing but it’s the same boring old shit every time. 

 

I don't mind it.  He could find worse ways of letting off steam, so perhaps we are performing a public service.

[msc 18,480]

8 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

I don't mind it.  He could find worse ways of letting off steam, so perhaps we are performing a public service.

 

99% of the time he's better than certain other posters. Ok, 100% of the time, tbh.

 

That said,  I am Glaswegian - we use the word cunt about 5 times in a sentence just as a friendly greeting.

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

2 minutes ago, msc said:

 

99% of the time he's better than certain other posters. Ok, 100% of the time, tbh.

 

That said,  I am Glaswegian - we use the word cunt about 5 times in a sentence just as a friendly greeting.

So do I, but not in unprovoked personal messages to other members.  I’ve said it before, absolutely no point in banning these people when they’re just allowed to re-register straight away. 

[msc 18,480]

2 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

So do I, but not in unprovoked personal messages to other members.  I’ve said it before, absolutely no point in banning these people when they’re just allowed to re-register straight away. 

 

Positively sedate by previous mass PMs.. Anyhow can either dwell on that or the whole other forum of folk who think yer a funny fucker.

 

I don't think they want to ban him though, just stop the spam sessions three times a year. Compare to Zorders who is gone anytime he reveals himself - barring when he's pretending to be Kenny of course.

 

 

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

7 minutes ago, msc said:

 

Positively sedate by previous mass PMs.. Anyhow can either dwell on that or the whole other forum of folk who think yer a funny fucker.

 

I don't think they want to ban him though, just stop the spam sessions three times a year. Compare to Zorders who is gone anytime he reveals himself - barring when he's pretending to be Kenny of course.

 

 

It wasn’t just mass messages, it was individual ones as well.  You’re right, it shouldn’t bother me.  The heat is obviously making me especially sensitive today.   

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

3 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

It wasn’t just mass messages, it was individual ones as well.  You’re right, it shouldn’t bother me.  The heat is obviously making me especially sensitive today.   

You have every right to be bothered by it.

Pulling you out for individual bile is not on.

He took it out of the forum and made it personal.

He is a fucking idiot.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

46 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

I don't mind it.  He could find worse ways of letting off steam, so perhaps we are performing a public service.

He could also find better ways.

Maybe he has run out of socks.

 

 

 

[msc 18,480]

5 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

It wasn’t just mass messages, it was individual ones as well.  You’re right, it shouldn’t bother me.  The heat is obviously making me especially sensitive today.   

 

Ah, that I didn't know. Poor show. (But also ignore it, tbh, its like Bart Simpsons "everybody look at me, I am so great" moment - attention seeking.)

 

And aye, its nearly as hot as Diana Rigg in her 30s!

 

 

 

Ah...  sorry what were we talking about again?

 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

32 minutes ago, msc said:

 

Ah, that I didn't know. Poor show. (But also ignore it, tbh, its like Bart Simpsons "everybody look at me, I am so great" moment - attention seeking.)

 

And aye, its nearly as hot as Diana Rigg in her 30s!

 

 

 

Ah...  sorry what were we talking about again?

 

[Handrejka 1,904]

Hot 60s television stars you say?

[Toast 16,155]

 

Sadly it would emerge that the dishy doctor batted for the other side.

[Bibliogryphon 9,588]

In better news. I have lost a stone in weight since lockdown began.

[torbrexbones 717]

53 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said:

In better news. I have lost a stone in weight since lockdown began.

So it was you that I caught it from.

[Totally Wired 3]

On 08/08/2020 at 19:17, Lard Bazaar said:

Well apparently I’m a cunt that needs to go and wank off to a picture of a gibbon.  Which would have been deeply offensive but for the fact that it’s already my number one hobby. 

 

On 08/08/2020 at 21:26, msc said:

 

Positively sedate by previous mass PMs.. Anyhow can either dwell on that or the whole other forum of folk who think yer a funny fucker.

 

I don't think they want to ban him though, just stop the spam sessions three times a year. Compare to Zorders who is gone anytime he reveals himself - barring when he's pretending to be Kenny of course.

  

 

 

Permanently banning someone for a sending a few PMs containing a bit of verbally typed abuse appears to be a bit completely over the fucking top? 

 

Surely not just me who views it that way?

[En Passant 3,743]

12 hours ago, Totally Wired said:

 

 

Permanently banning someone for a sending a few PMs containing a bit of verbally typed abuse appears to be a bit completely over the fucking top? 

 

Surely not just me who views it that way?

No not just you.

Deathers as both deathers and kinnock agree with you, so does miracle aligner. and others whose names currently elude me. Get a vote going...

 

Permanence is a state of mind round here.

 

ETA Fuck this fucking heat it's a complete cunt, can't sleep.

And no, swearing doesn't offend me.

 

[Paul Bearer 6,106]

"To make it official, Deathray/Miracle Aligner and any other alt accounts (potential future alts included) are permanently banned from DeathList via an unanimous staff decision made before the creation of his latest alt. We all had hoped this would not be the end result, given Deathray is more than capable of making quality posts, but his track record of porn spamming outbursts proves disruptively cumbersome and the staff has granted him an unprecedented amount of leniency that failed to dissuade him from continuing these outbursts. It is unfortunate that it has to come to a permaban, but he was given numerous chances to cease the aforementioned outbursts and ultimately only has himself to blame."

 

Tin hat on, awaiting flack. 

[Joey Russ 7,229]

It’s really a shame this had to happen but ultimately I think this is the right choice. A lot of his outbursts were really annoying, which were done on a regular basis, and I think a few of his outbursts were potentially dangerous. He had many chances to redeem himself, but every single time he doesn’t seem to listen and eventually an outburst does happen. It’s an unfortunate cycle he’s in, and all I can say is I really hope he eventually finds a way to get help. 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

3 hours ago, Paul Bearer said:

"To make it official, Deathray/Miracle Aligner and any other alt accounts (potential future alts included) are permanently banned from DeathList via an unanimous staff decision made before the creation of his latest alt. We all had hoped this would not be the end result, given Deathray is more than capable of making quality posts, but his track record of porn spamming outbursts proves disruptively cumbersome and the staff has granted him an unprecedented amount of leniency that failed to dissuade him from continuing these outbursts. It is unfortunate that it has to come to a permaban, but he was given numerous chances to cease the aforementioned outbursts and ultimately only has himself to blame."

 

Tin hat on, awaiting flack. 

Take the tin hat off.

He had enough chances.

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689]

He can devote his time to snooker now. Sorry, I meant cunting snooker.

[TQR 14,403]

42 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

It’s really a shame this had to happen but ultimately I think this is the right choice. A lot of his outbursts were really annoying, which were done on a regular basis, and I think a few of his outbursts were potentially dangerous. He had many chances to redeem himself, but every single time he doesn’t seem to listen and eventually an outburst does happen. It’s an unfortunate cycle he’s in, and all I can say is I really hope he eventually finds a way to get help. 

It’s not the outbursts that were the issue! He was pretty indiscriminate about where the rants were directed and it was amusing. Posting shemale porn gifs to 110 people though? Very route 1, attention seeking strategy for a quick ban. He knew that. 

[Toast 16,155]

35 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

It’s not the outbursts that were the issue! He was pretty indiscriminate about where the rants were directed and it was amusing. Posting shemale porn gifs to 110 people though? Very route 1, attention seeking strategy for a quick ban. He knew that. 

 

I never got one.

 

 

[En Passant 3,743]

I'll miss him, whatever else he was, he was popcorntastic entertainment sometimes. I also genuinely felt for what the guy was going through on occasion.

 

But have to concur, although it wouldn't bother me, and like Toasty I never got one, the pix were too far.