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Good news so far. Out of theatre back on the ward.

So pleased to hear that biblio!

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According to my friend I am capable of writing love stories akin to Mills and Boon based on personal experience.Told him to stop being a daft soft twat!

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According to my friend I am capable of writing love stories akin to Mills and Boon based on personal experience.Told him to stop being a daft soft twat!

 

Well .... if there's money in it ...... :lol:

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According to my friend I am capable of writing love stories akin to Mills and Boon based on personal experience.Told him to stop being a daft soft twat!

 

Well .... if there's money in it ...... :lol:

 

Is tempting.I mean I passed my GCSE English Exam talking about my love life so maybe my friend is on to something :P

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According to my friend I am capable of writing love stories akin to Mills and Boon based on personal experience.Told him to stop being a daft soft twat!

 

Well .... if there's money in it ...... :lol:

 

Is tempting.I mean I passed my GCSE English Exam talking about my love life so maybe my friend is on to something :P

 

There may be more money in writing about soft twats.

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Glynis Barber had it then and has still got it now.

Id deffo give that 61 yr old a good seeing to. :D

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Did they finally ban Dr Zorders again?

Did I miss some great skullduggerous intrigue and altercation that resulted in such ban?? Dang it! I am never around at the right time. I tend to avoid getting into such forum spats myself but I am a great voyeur of such spectacles and Caisson had the potential for at least a 3 bag of popcorn handbag swinging fest. However, I'm sure another troll will be along to take his place shortly.

 

Doc was in a class by himself WA.

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Glynis Barber had it then and has still got it now.

Id deffo give that 61 yr old a good seeing to. :D

She is going to FUCK HER OWN NEWLY-WIDOWED SON IN LAW. She is SICK.

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Glynis Barber had it then and has still got it now.

Id deffo give that 61 yr old a good seeing to. :D

She is going to FUCK HER OWN NEWLY-WIDOWED SON IN LAW. She is SICK.

 

Lucky Son in Law!!!! :D

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Glynis Barber had it then and has still got it now.

Id deffo give that 61 yr old a good seeing to. :D

She is going to FUCK HER OWN NEWLY-WIDOWED SON IN LAW. She is SICK.

 

Lucky Son in Law!!!! :D

 

.................and 'sick' in yoof speak means good. ;)

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It appears someone has died outside my local Asda after shoplifting a bottle of vodka, being rugby tackled to the ground by a security guard, the bottle has smashed and in the kerfuffle the smashed bottle has caused fatal injuries to the sticky fingered alcy. More details as they happen......

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Glynis Barber had it then and has still got it now.

Id deffo give that 61 yr old a good seeing to. :D

She is going to FUCK HER OWN NEWLY-WIDOWED SON IN LAW. She is SICK.

 

Lucky Son in Law!!!! :D

 

.................and 'sick' in yoof speak means good. ;)

 

I had to look up Glynis Barber to see who she was. If any of the images are recent, then yes, Lord, she looks good. I didn't see anything in the news stories to know what Lardy's talking about. What's up with that?

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Glynis Barber had it then and has still got it now.

Id deffo give that 61 yr old a good seeing to. :D

She is going to FUCK HER OWN NEWLY-WIDOWED SON IN LAW. She is SICK.
Lucky Son in Law!!!! :D
.................and 'sick' in yoof speak means good. ;)
I had to look up Glynis Barber to see who she was. If any of the images are recent, then yes, Lord, she looks good. I didn't see anything in the news stories to know what Lardy's talking about. What's up with that?

It's in the storyline. She's going to bang her newly dead daughter's husband.

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Glynis Barber had it then and has still got it now.

Id deffo give that 61 yr old a good seeing to. :D

She is going to FUCK HER OWN NEWLY-WIDOWED SON IN LAW. She is SICK.

 

Lucky Son in Law!!!! :D

 

.................and 'sick' in yoof speak means good. ;)

 

I had to look up Glynis Barber to see who she was. If any of the images are recent, then yes, Lord, she looks good. I didn't see anything in the news stories to know what Lardy's talking about. What's up with that?

 

Shes in a shite UK soap 'Eastenders' which is supposed to be a portrayal of East End of London folk only its 102% inaccurate.

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It appears someone has died outside my local Asda after shoplifting a bottle of vodka, being rugby tackled to the ground by a security guard, the bottle has smashed and in the kerfuffle the smashed bottle has caused fatal injuries to the sticky fingered alcy. More details as they happen......

 

That's bloody awful for all parties concerned. Poor people!

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It appears someone has died outside my local Asda after shoplifting a bottle of vodka, being rugby tackled to the ground by a security guard, the bottle has smashed and in the kerfuffle the smashed bottle has caused fatal injuries to the sticky fingered alcy. More details as they happen......

 

That's bloody awful for all parties concerned. Poor people!

 

Poor Lardy! Thats one less bottle of Vodka she can neck down!

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It appears someone has died outside my local Asda after shoplifting a bottle of vodka, being rugby tackled to the ground by a security guard, the bottle has smashed and in the kerfuffle the smashed bottle has caused fatal injuries to the sticky fingered alcy. More details as they happen......

That's bloody awful for all parties concerned. Poor people!

Poor Lardy! Thats one less bottle of Vodka she can neck down!
I know right!

 

Asda are now saying none of their staff were involved at all, so perhaps he just fell over on the glass. Still not identified so likely to be one of the local hobos that live in the park.

 

Oh. But actually now the security guard has been arrested for manslaughter. So who knows!

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Septimus solo new case found.... Rip Lord....

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Maybe I am just getting too soft in my old age, but can't help but think of that 20 year old security guard facing all that. Bet you he won't be charged but the experience alone will have a big effect. I know it would with me!

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A 20 year old shouldn't have got the job. Still a child mentally.

 

Jail him for 20 years as an example.

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It appears someone has died outside my local Asda after shoplifting a bottle of vodka, being rugby tackled to the ground by a security guard, the bottle has smashed and in the kerfuffle the smashed bottle has caused fatal injuries to the sticky fingered alcy. More details as they happen......

That's bloody awful for all parties concerned. Poor people!

Poor Lardy! Thats one less bottle of Vodka she can neck down!
I know right!

 

Asda are now saying none of their staff were involved at all, so perhaps he just fell over on the glass. Still not identified so likely to be one of the local hobos that live in the park.

 

Oh. But actually now the security guard has been arrested for manslaughter. So who knows!

 

 

I'd assume they are contracted, so they're technically not ASDA's staff.

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