Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted February 25, 2017 Just now, on BBC1, the weather was presented by a young woman with only one arm. Well I say one arm, she had the other one but it had no hand. Im now wondering, as she has made her appearance on the Beeb, whether she is also a lesbian with a club foot. I feel certain that she must be and have one otherwise she wouldnt have quite fulfilled BBCs strict diversity criteria, 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted February 25, 2017 If the Been wanted to be different.... They could get the forecast correct once in a while... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted February 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Just now, on BBC1, the weather was presented by a young woman with only one arm. Well I say one arm, she had the other one but it had no hand. Im now wondering, as she has made her appearance on the Beeb, whether she is also a lesbian with a club foot. I feel certain that she must be and have one otherwise she wouldnt have quite fulfilled BBCs strict diversity criteria, This would be the woman https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerrie_Burnell She has a child but nothing to indicate her sexuality. No club foot but she is dyslexic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted February 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, rockhopperpenguin said: This would be the woman https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerrie_Burnell She has a child but nothing to indicate her sexuality. No club foot but she is dyslexic. Nope, not her. Ive found out its Lucy Martin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted February 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Nope, not her. Ive found out its Lucy Martin. Lesbian? Club foot? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted February 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, rockhopper penguin said: Lesbian? Club foot? Not that I know and can see Rocky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,840 Posted February 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Just now, on BBC1, the weather was presented by a young woman with only one arm. Well I say one arm, she had the other one but it had no hand. Im now wondering, as she has made her appearance on the Beeb, whether she is also a lesbian with a club foot. I feel certain that she must be and have one otherwise she wouldnt have quite fulfilled BBCs strict diversity criteria, She's been doing it for a while. I quite like her, she's a lot less annoying than that Carol Kirkwood creature. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted February 25, 2017 Aye, cis she can't wave her hands around... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted February 25, 2017 14 minutes ago, Handrejka said: She's been doing it for a while. I quite like her, she's a lot less annoying than that Carol Kirkwood creature. Shes very nice but Carol Kirkwood is in my age group and, and , and.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted February 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, charon said: Aye, cis she can't wave her hands around... You are a wrong'un!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,840 Posted February 25, 2017 16 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Shes very nice but Carol Kirkwood is in my age group and, and , and.......... And there are two reasons why you like her. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,264 Posted February 25, 2017 17 minutes ago, Handrejka said: And there are two reasons why you like her. You mean her hands presumably. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted February 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Handrejka said: And there are two reasons why you like her. Oh Handy!! If she was flat chested she would still be lovely. Being attractive isnt just about a pair of tits, a sense of humour, intelligence and having a personality can be mega sexy IMHO. Mind you, Im not normal am I. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted February 26, 2017 6 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Oh Handy!! If she was flat chested she would still be lovely. Being attractive isnt just about a pair of tits, a sense of humour, intelligence and having a personality can be mega sexy IMHO. Mind you, Im not normal am I. But they help. Admit it. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,118 Posted February 26, 2017 In a lot of pain after working hard at a debate tournament. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,937 Posted February 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, joeyruss said: In a lot of pain after working hard at a debate tournament. Mass debating? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,118 Posted February 26, 2017 56 minutes ago, time said: Mass debating? School run. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted February 26, 2017 National Health Service Initiative... The Stop smoking shite in hospitals , grrrr. Was in for a day or two longer than expected about 8 years ago. Ran out of ciggies and they don't sell them in the shop anymore, cunts. Luckily, the Ward above was a children's Ward, so bribed a wean to go and buy a couple of decks from a nearby petrol station. NHSI , in certain fonts , rather aptly looks like 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted February 26, 2017 7 hours ago, CarolAnn said: But they help. Admit it. They do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,287 Posted February 26, 2017 Checking out the nesting box; spring is on the way. https://www4.ntu.ac.uk/sustainability/biodiversity/falcons/index.html 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted February 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Cat O'Falk said: Checking out the nesting box; spring is on the way. https://www4.ntu.ac.uk/sustainability/biodiversity/falcons/index.html There is a nesting box on, IIRC, Norwich cathedral, Anglia News does a regular update on them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 5,997 Posted March 1, 2017 Just going in for surgery.Wish me luck. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 18,948 Posted March 1, 2017 All the very best Shaun, not that you "kneed" it 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,793 Posted March 1, 2017 Hope it's gone well, here's to a quick & comfortable recovery. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,361 Posted March 1, 2017 Here's to a swift recovery on your end Shaun. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
