TQR 12,056 Posted September 5, 2018 1 minute ago, The Mad Hatter said: Join adult friend finder or tinder. You seriously need to get laid. Amusing to see such a comment from "Joeyruss's bitch" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 8,615 Posted September 6, 2018 "If you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an Amen in here?" R* P*** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted September 6, 2018 It is about liking yourself, love has absolutely nothing to do with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,712 Posted September 6, 2018 52 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: It is about liking yourself, love has absolutely nothing to do with it. Aye, what''s love but a second hand emotion? Just fixing the open goal missed there... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,211 Posted September 6, 2018 So, @YoungWillz now that you seem to have 14 posts left, how do you feel? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 18,948 Posted September 6, 2018 10 minutes ago, gcreptile said: So, @YoungWillz now that you seem to have 14 posts left, how do you feel? Oh it's not that...Poker Tourney to run, etc etc. I'll be around. How's that choon go? I.I....I..... Feeeeel Freeeeee! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,211 Posted September 6, 2018 10 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Oh it's not that...Poker Tourney to run, etc etc. I'll be around. How's that choon go? I.I....I..... Feeeeel Freeeeee! Good to hear, hope you never felt trapped. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,712 Posted September 6, 2018 16 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Oh it's not that...Poker Tourney to run, etc etc. I'll be around. How's that choon go? I.I....I..... Feeeeel Freeeeee! Ah good. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RadGuy 1,605 Posted September 7, 2018 I'm going to Baltimore and DC this weekend to visit Georgetown University and sight-see. It's my first time ever on the East Coast! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted September 7, 2018 Are you getting in anywhere Radguy? Try Napier.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 12,056 Posted September 9, 2018 Was just idly scrolling through the forums and had a bit of a DL history lesson; Some of the threads from 2004 are fucking hilarious! I was choking half to death at the Emlyn Hughes Ranters Thread, full of irate, unappreciative guests such as this charming lot: On 29/08/2004 at 18:49, Guest Will Paladin said: What an incredibly morbid group of cocksuckers. On 09/11/2004 at 10:45, Guest atleast my mind is in working or said: You bunch of sad masterbating cock suking @rse licking felching gobsh*te bag of c**ts. hopefully you wont be too far behind emlyn, now that'd be worth betting on On 09/11/2004 at 13:59, Guest Andrew-chalk@lycos.co.uk said: Dick He*d W*nker On 09/11/2004 at 14:38, Guest Milky said: I have to agree with others here .. you lot really are a sad bunch of wangers. He was a nice guy and a great loss to his family. Wonder why we don't let guests post anymore? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,798 Posted September 26, 2018 Clearing out sheds with generations of clutter. I'm getting used to being plastered with cobwebs, dust and ratshit. But I'm getting a SKIP !!! Excited because have never had a skip befor It's here! The skip is here! Woo hoo! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,798 Posted September 26, 2018 Well! the stupidity of people never ceases to amaze. Where the skip was to be dropped is just after a blind corner, and the skip lorry had to position itself right across the whole road for a few minutes. I went to warn drivers approaching the corner, but a coach driver had helpfully stopped his coach there to hold the traffic back. There was a decent gap between the coach and the skip lorry, which was just as well for the tosser driving a LGV who overtook the coach (yes, on the blind corner) and was then confronted with the reason why the coach had stopped. Then a twat in a car came sailing past on the wrong side of the road and just managed to avoid the front of the skip lorry. Luckily nobody was proceeding (legally) the other way. Anyway I have smashed a load of glass into the bottom of the skip and feel better for it 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted September 26, 2018 I have only ever hired a mini skip.... Anyway..... So, these car parts I ordered from the USA arrived last Friday, or rather they didn't as nobody was home to sign for them. So I called them, FedEx, to explain that redelivery on Monday was pointless as nobody would be home so I would need to collect from the depot on Wednesday, my day off. This was agreed and they gave me, as requested, a postcode to find the place with. Yesterday I checked the postcode only to find THREE depots within a 20 mile radius....... Another call last night and a different postcode was given! This morning I set out on a 30 mile drive to Thetford. Arriving there I found security like Fort Knox and when I eventually got assistance I was informed that my parcel was on the Lorry and in my town and due delivery. Fucking hell.... 30 miles back home and 45 mins after getting through my door the parcel is delivered. A complete bunch of clinge buckets. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,798 Posted September 26, 2018 10 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: clinge buckets. I don't know what that is but it sounds funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 2,930 Posted September 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Toast said: It's here! The skip is here! Woo hoo! Guard it overnight with searchlights and a machine gun nest. I had one and found some shyster had put their old radiators in it overnight... You can't post them back through their letterbox when you don't know who it was, you can't just chuck them on the road, its stealing basically but nothing you can do. ...made my blood boil good and proper. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted September 26, 2018 On 09/09/2018 at 21:12, The Quim Reaper said: Was just idly scrolling through the forums and had a bit of a DL history lesson; Some of the threads from 2004 are fucking hilarious! I was choking half to death at the Emlyn Hughes Ranters Thread, full of irate, unappreciative guests such as this charming lot: Wonder why we don't let guests post anymore? Bizarrely the reason has nothing to do with the ranters, who were always welcomed with open arms but one particularly persistent troll who used the guest accounts to avoid bans etc.... we still had guests even just a few years ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,798 Posted September 26, 2018 1 hour ago, En Passant said: Guard it overnight with searchlights and a machine gun nest. I had one and found some shyster had put their old radiators in it overnight... You can't post them back through their letterbox when you don't know who it was, you can't just chuck them on the road, its stealing basically but nothing you can do. ...made my blood boil good and proper. Yeah, I know .... Mind you, my neighbour says when he's had skips he's found that more people pinch stuff out of it than they put in. I've bunged as much as I can in for today, so hopefully I'll get it all in if I don't hang about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted September 26, 2018 He is DEAD!!!!!!! He is no more. He carked it. He has ceased to exist. FFS let it go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am, of course, referring to the passing of Burt Reynolds. In Pontiac circles, his death has been comparable to the effect that the passing of Princess Diana had on the UK, an absolute shit fest of mourning and Smokey and the Bandit reruns. So, lets forget the highly acclaimed one series of Hawk, which he starred in in the 60s and one of the most iconic films of a generation, Deliverance, let alone a plethora of other performances and concentrate on a film where he was absolutely shat on by the mighty Jackie Gleason who over and out acted every other person in the film. But, hey, Burt drove a Pontiac in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted September 27, 2018 11 hours ago, Deathray said: Bizarrely the reason has nothing to do with the ranters, who were always welcomed with open arms but one particularly persistent troll who used the guest accounts to avoid bans etc.... we still had guests even just a few years ago. Personally I had zero issues with Guesty posting, hell I did it a handful of times ‘ere I signed up. I did/do however think Guests should never have been allowed to create a thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 2,930 Posted September 27, 2018 4 hours ago, Sir Creep said: Guests should never have been allowed to create a thread. Half the signed on members who are allowed to create a thread - shouldn't be. 3 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted September 28, 2018 Nice to see Louise ' I lost my sense of identity being married to Jamie' Redknapp forging ahead with her career. I'm sure she will sell shitloads of Sofas in her partnership with that giant of the retail world, Harveys….. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted September 30, 2018 Well this is what it has all come to. George Ezra. RIP music. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,798 Posted September 30, 2018 I quite like him, he sounds so old-fashioned. Wouldn't want to listen to a whole album though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
