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How do I put my shadow list in my signature in  Spoilers? And Derby dead pool teams?
 

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5 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

How do I put my shadow list in my signature in  Spoilers? And Derby dead pool teams?
 

 

 

Spoiler using spoiler tags.

 

 

[spoiler -your text- [/spoiler with ] after the r in spoiler.

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In other news, Bou's eye socket is harder than I thought.

 

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2 minutes ago, charon said:

In other news, Bou's eye socket is harder than I thought.

 

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don"t hit them in the eye socket silly

 

hit them in the solar plexus and the knuckles will be fine

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It's hard work dishing out black eyes. Pesky bones damaging your hands.

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4 minutes ago, runebomme said:

don"t hit them in the eye socket silly

 

hit them in the solar plexus and the knuckles will be fine

 

 

Nah, she's toned, it'd be like punching a wall.

 

That's why I talked her into getting an axe ninja.gif

 

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21 minutes ago, charon said:

 

 

Spoiler using spoiler tags.

 

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[spoiler -your text- [/spoiler with ] after the r in spoiler.

I have tried but have not managed to get it to work.

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Well you're doing it wrong, spaces, wrong brackets or summat.

 

 

I'll Screenshot and put it in

blah blah blah

 

 

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43 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

How do I put my shadow list in my signature in  Spoilers? And Derby dead pool teams?
 

 

If you're a cunt just dump it in there for all and sundry to see and too make scrolling a PITA.

 

If your not a cunt wrap it in [ spoiler ] and [ / spoiler ] tags. Which remind me I need to update my sig. Or just link to it.

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9 minutes ago, charon said:

Well you're doing it wrong, spaces, wrong brackets or summat.

 

 

I'll Screenshot and put it in

  Reveal hidden contents

blah blah blah

 

 

 

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Thank you for your help. Much Appreciated. Now working.

 

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2 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

I have decided that, when i have lost the weight i have put on this winter and am back to a fighting weight, i will buy myself a lovely new football.

I may not do much kicking around with it ( well maybe if my granddaughter takes an interest and my grandson due to arrive grows to love the game) but i shall keep it with me and sit it next to me on the sofa like a faithfull doggie sits with its carer.

Yeah, sounds like a plan, a shit plan but a plan.:)

 


I 'bought my daughter' a new football for Christmas.  

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57 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Easy.

Just quote the post you want to respond to with ''holy fuck!!!!!  until the reactions return.:D

Oh that's BS Mr Mod.... you can type fuck, but if I type SPAM or SPAM it gets blocked?  LMAO

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3 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

Oh that's BS Mr Mod.... you can type fuck, but if I type SPAM or SPAM it gets blocked?  LMAO

 

 

If you're talking about V  iagra then that's a spam, not a swear, filter.

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19 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

Thank you for your help. Much Appreciated. Now working.

 

 

 

No bother.

 

Charon and The old Crem..........getting on like a house on fire :D

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38 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:


I 'bought my daughter' a new football for Christmas.  

Yeah but its probably oval shaped like a bollock.

I'm talking about a REAL football.:D

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6 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Yeah but its probably oval shaped like a bollock.

I'm talking about a REAL football.:D

Image result for severed head football

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9 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Yeah but its probably oval shaped like a bollock.

I'm talking about a REAL football.:D

You presumptuous cunto, I was talking the roundy round one as well. :old:

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14 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

You presumptuous cunto, I was talking the roundy round one as well. :old:

are you saying that the American football is dying in the us

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1 hour ago, Sir Creep said:

You presumptuous cunto, I was talking the roundy round one as well. :old:

Long words will not help your case for the defence!!:lol:

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Have we just had a software update- the forum has changed completely about 10 mins ago.

Edit I had my firefox zoomed into big. Back to normal now.

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14 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

Have we just had a software update- the forum has changed completely about 10 mins ago.

Edit I had my firefox zoomed into big. Back to normal now.

 

How old exactly is the crem? :lol:

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17 minutes ago, Deathray said:

 

How old exactly is the crem? :lol:

At least 30 years younger than Leah Bracknall. Somehow it autozoomed;

 

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Today has been utterly shite.

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