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1 minute ago, Deathray said:

 

There's a theory that a long-life is punishment for doing truly awful things as the afterlife is so wonderful you only get admitted early if you've done great things and deserve it. Load of old codswallop but might make you feel better.

It does not.

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1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

It does not.

 

No point trying with some folks is there, I bet your one of those people who won't be happy until middle lane hoggers are hung, drawn and quartered.

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1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

So, today. I went to County Court to try and prove that I was not the cause of a car accident.

In the right corner was an 84 yr old fucktard who only used the roundabout ( the place of the collision ) some four times a year, as he lives in Nottingham, and actually ended up on the fucking roundabout because he failed to take the first exit off of it.......and the 4th exit, as his second opportunity.

He then went around the roundabout, in the middle lane and, despite the lane he was in clearly directing him in a direction he did not want to go, followed it then decided to switch lanes into my car.

In the left corner was me, I use the roundabout, one of the worst in the UK for sure, dozens of times a week all year round for decades.

The old c**t lost.

I should not really wish ill on people but my poor old Dad was a lot younger than him, was honest, decent and wonderful but he is dead and that lying 84 yr old bastard is not.

I wish him a slow and very painful death.

So he's not obit-able?  Rotten luck m8y.  And it is XXXX about yer da.  

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Deathray said:

 

No point trying with some folks is there, I bet your one of those people who won't be happy until middle lane hoggers are hung, drawn and quartered.

Yes.

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1 minute ago, Youwanticewiththat said:

So he's not obit-able?  Rotten luck m8y.  And it is XXXX about yer da.  

 

 

No, no, but he is a silly old cunt so that helps. :)

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Blimey, if you're this pissed off when you won the case, just imagine if you'd lost.

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27 minutes ago, Toast said:

Blimey, if you're this pissed off when you won the case, just imagine if you'd lost.

I would have killed him :)

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7 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

I would have killed him :)

 

You almost did.......

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2 minutes ago, charon said:

 

You almost did.......

I'm not biting.

Fuck off.:D

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22 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

I'm not biting.

Fuck off.:D

Which of your 70s skips did he dent then? Of course had you been in a sturdy beast like The Scenic you wouldn’t have sustained a scratch :D

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4 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Which of your 70s skips did he dent then? Of course had you been in a sturdy beast like The Scenic you wouldn’t have sustained a scratch :D

I have nowt from the 70s!!!!

He tried to wreck a 7 month old car, damn nearly did too.

The cost of repair must have been fucking THOUSANDS.

To be fair, your Scenic is now legendary, how the fuck it keeps going is a miracle.:lol:

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1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

I have nowt from the 70s!!!!

He tried to wreck a 7 month old car, damn nearly did too.

The cost of repair must have been fucking THOUSANDS.

To be fair, your Scenic is now legendary, how the fuck it keeps going is a miracle.:lol:

Because it’s fucking AWESOME.

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12 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Because it’s fucking AWESOME.

Chariot of the Goddess

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24 minutes ago, Barry B Benson said:

Ahem

 

 

 

Ya like Jazz? 

God damn it, quit spamming so many threads with the same question...

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Fuck off.

 

(not you Roey)

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1 hour ago, Barry B Benson said:

Ahem

 

 

 

Ya like Jazz? 

 

The magazines are great.

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