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Sensitive subject, but I don't understand this.  Including the names of stillborn babies in Christmas cards. 

I don't include the names of dead relatives in cards I send, nor do I expect people to keep mentioning them in cards they send me.  Where do you stop? 

I get that it might be nice to mention them the first Christmas after they've died eg "Happy memories of your Mum at this festive time" style of thing but I'd only do it the first year.   But why would you keep behaving as if a child was alive?

 

 

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People saying it's "Christmas Eve, Eve".

 

Fuck off, off.

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1 hour ago, The Quim Reaper said:

People saying it's "Christmas Eve, Eve".

 

Fuck off, off.

They probably already looking forward to the 30th december too.MORONS.

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Aye Hogmanay's Eve is a good one and all. :P

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2 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

People saying it's "Christmas Eve, Eve".

 

Fuck off, off.

 

Who's Eve?

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13 minutes ago, Toast said:

Who's Eve?

 

No idea, but the elongated build up to Christmas is really boiling her piss.

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Oh I see the mods have been on fucking clean up duty.

 

Just change the fact you should unban charon and Zorders.....

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Got a couple tattoos yesterday - a semicolon on my wrist (suicide awareness), and the silhouettes of two seagulls flying on my lower forearm (in honor of my grandfather who has a similar tattoo).

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The Octopus is Jayne McDonald

The Fox is Kym Marsh

 

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8 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

The Octopus is Jayne McDonald

The Fox is Kym Marsh

 

 

I reckon the fox is Denise Van Outen. 

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4 hours ago, RadGuy said:

Got a couple tattoos yesterday - a semicolon on my wrist (suicide awareness), and the silhouettes of two seagulls flying on my lower forearm (in honor of my grandfather who has a similar tattoo).

 

What an absolutely fucking bizarre concept? Who the fuck is not aware of suicide?

 

Mental self-flagellation and nothing more.

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2 minutes ago, Handrejka said:

 

I reckon the fox is Denise Van Outen. 

Oh yes, you could be correct.

I reckoned the clue 'First reality TV star' or something could have been to do with the original X Factor and the group Heresay which Kym Marsh was in.

I think your guess is more plausible tho.

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1 minute ago, Deathray said:

 

What an absolutely fucking bizarre concept? Who the fuck is not aware of suicide?

 

Mental self-flagellation and nothing more.

Sometimes you are a twat and sometimes you say stuff that is, like, really on the money.

This was the latter.:lol:

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Dundee v Motherwell is more entertaining.   :lol:

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7 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said:

Dundee v Motherwell is more entertaining.   :lol:

Impossible!!!!

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1 hour ago, Paul Bearer said:

Dundee v Motherwell is more entertaining.   :lol:

 

53 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Impossible!!!!

 

Believe it or not, it was. Nice hat trick as well for Motherwell. 

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First work trip of the year. Cologne from Stansted Airport.

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11 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said:

First work trip of the year. Cologne from Stansted Airport.

 

Cologne is a great city. Enjoy.

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28 minutes ago, Handrejka said:

 

Cologne is a great city. Enjoy.

I actually loved living in Germany, it was ( I dunno what it's like now) a great country!

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Just wondering about all of those folk who threatened to leave the country if we left the EU.

Well, have you?

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2 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Just wondering about all of those folk who threatened to leave the country if we left the EU.

Well, have you?

 

Can't afford to.

 

Have been looking into it

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11 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said:

 

Can't afford to.

 

Have been looking into it

I may be buying a 4-br home I don't need 2 of them.  Come mow the acre of grass you can stay free of charge.   Bring someone else from DL, it'll be like a Deathlist commune. :lol::unsure: 

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18 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said:

 

Can't afford to.

 

Have been looking into it

I've lived in two EU countries. I didn't have a pot to piss in when I left for the first one and enough to rent and live ( frugally) for a year when I schlepped my family out to the second.

Money is a small issue, having the balls to do it is the big issue.

Many talk about it and will never do it.

Be bold.

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6 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

I may be buying a 4-br home I don't need 2 of them.  Come mow the acre of grass you can stay free of charge.   Bring someone else from DL, it'll be like a Deathlist commune. :lol::unsure: 

Im not going to any US state where I could end up being called 'purdeeee' by a man with 14 fingers and no jaw.

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6 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

I've lived in two EU countries. I didn't have a pot to piss in when I left for the first one and enough to rent and live ( frugally) for a year when I schlepped my family out to the second.

Money is a small issue, having the balls to do it is the big issue.

Many talk about it and will never do it.

Be bold.

 

Exactly, you didn't have a pot to piss in already. Makes no odds if you've got squat to your name; you're starting from jack shit wherever you are.

 

If you do have a pot to piss in, though, and you're not entirely fond of the idea of losing it and starting from jack shit again, it's more difficult, unless you have a vast pissing cauldron.

 

I'm not about to throw away my financial soundness just for the sake of getting out ASAFP. I'm just hopeful, much like everyone else pissed off with the country to this degree, that the opportunity to get out arises before my pissing pot diminishes.

 

 

As far as the US is concerned, I'd frankly rather live in Syria.

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