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34 minutes ago, Deathray said:

Nicola Roberts beating Katherine Jenkins gives you a pretty good indication of the demographic audience of that show....

Nicola Roberts surprised me, she can really sing.

Katherine Jenkins was told to tone the Opera down so that she would not be easily guessed.

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27 minutes ago, Deathray said:

 

As you may have noticed I've not watched it.... 

 

The entire concept is horrendous without seeing it

 

It was 'on in the background' here for the first couple of shows.

Somehow, though, I got hooked.

Fucking terrible situation but, well, it was rather good.

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4 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Nicola Roberts surprised me, she can really sing.

 

Is she the ginger one from Girls Aloud?  I was still watching talent shows when that one was on.  IIRC she was one of the better ones. 

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1 minute ago, Toast said:

 

Is she the ginger one from Girls Aloud?  I was still watching talent shows when that one was on.  IIRC she was one of the better ones. 

Yes Toastie.

This was the thing about this show.

If she had come on to sing, out of costume, she would have just been 'the ginger bird tagged onto that girl group'.

In disguise we heard her and saw her perform, not knowing for sure who she was.

She is very good, unless you are some sort of anti ginge merchant.:D

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Yeah, I genuinely put it on 5 Saturdays ago because everyone was talking about it and felt like a laugh. 30 mins later, "Who is that fucking hedgehog????"

 

I'd genuinely not heard of Jason Manford before.

 

At least Mrs msc was equally wrong on that one. She thought it was Alexander Armstrong!

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16 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Yes Toastie.

This was the thing about this show.

If she had come on to sing, out of costume, she would have just been 'the ginger bird tagged onto that girl group'.

In disguise we heard her and saw her perform, not knowing for sure who she was.

She is very good, unless you are some sort of anti ginge merchant.:D

 

:lol:  No, I was pleased she was chosen back then, because she wasn't pretty but could sing.  Unlike a certain other contestant who was chosen. 

I recall there was a black girl who was also very good who was eliminated :angry:  Can't remember her name though.

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ABSOLUTE # SCENES going on SotW, seriously. Guards, ketamine crazed people, everything. Is suddenly somehow MY fault! Tbf usually IS, but not this time. No. I'm 600 miles away, cuntos. Blame someone else.

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Oh, I thought it was missing a couple of things. I've just been told about the car chase and hospitalisation. 

Okay that's the full set then. Still not exactly my fault, not really. I wasn't even there!

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Neither was I.

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Exactly. We were both blamelessly diligently working on our DDP entries, right?

 

What's that you say, officer? Is just a list of folk we want dead is all, nothing to see here.

 

** SC actually took one through American airport security. I thought he'd be shot for it.

 

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At St. Pancras waiting to catch the Eurostar to Brussels. Tomorrow night Brussels to Madrid and Flying back to Luton on Thursday night.

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4 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said:

At St. Pancras waiting to catch the Eurostar to Brussels. Tomorrow night Brussels to Madrid and Flying back to Luton on Thursday night.

 

Paging Cat

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So annoyed with myself for entering a competition on what turned out to be a spam generating site :rant:

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22 hours ago, Deathray said:

 

Paging Cat

Paging?!

Are you stuck in a fucking time warp or summat? :lol:

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3 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Paging?!

Are you stuck in a fucking time warp or summat? :lol:

I would have sent him a telegram.

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I would have knocked three times on the ceiling.  And twice on the pipes.

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47 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

I would have knocked three times on the ceiling.  And twice on the pipes.

It's only one step from that to Tying a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree

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52 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

I would have knocked three times on the ceiling.  And twice on the pipes.

 

Bit of a mixed message, no?

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5 hours ago, Toast said:

 

Bit of a mixed message, no?

Keeps em guessing 

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16 hours ago, Toast said:

 

Bit of a mixed message, no?

Yeah but Lardy would have used a sledgehammer.

They would have got the message.:D

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2 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Yeah but Lardy would have used a sledgehammer.

They would have got the message.:D

 

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This week just gets better and better. Following the death of my Auntie and my wife's Auntie. I have just had a text from my brother who has had a heart attack. However he didn't sign his text and I had not updated all my contacts to my new phone so I was desperately searching through my messages to find out who was telling me they had had a heart attack. He is under 60 and we thought in reasonable health. He is not concerned at the moment but it is a bit of a shock as I am in Madrid at the moment. 

 

On my way home though.

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Fucking hell Biblio. I wish your bro better, and indeed your luck! 

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Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus i bob cunts Cymreig! 

 

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I will be flying back from Addis Ababa to Heathrow overnight. Been away for eleven days

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