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10 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

Got to be dunn.

 

 

Bastard!

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Indian takeaway. A marvellous thing to treat yourself with. But fucking WHO, in the name of Ganesh’s pendulous gonads, is eating that warm, flaccid bag of salad laced with lemon pips that they insist on shoving in the bag?

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35 minutes ago, TQR said:

Indian takeaway. A marvellous thing to treat yourself with. But fucking WHO, in the name of Ganesh’s pendulous gonads, is eating that warm, flaccid bag of salad laced with lemon pips that they insist on shoving in the bag?

I will eat the salad if I mix it into the curry.

What I cannot stand is the lemon.

It actually boils my piss when I buy a coke in a bar, or the like, and they fucking insist in sticking a lemon in it.

If wanted a lemon, I'd ask for it.

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41 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

I will eat the salad if I mix it into the curry.

What I cannot stand is the lemon.

It actually boils my piss when I buy a coke in a bar, or the like, and they fucking insist in sticking a lemon in it.

If wanted a lemon, I'd ask for it.


At what point do you think “Ah, I know what’d make this Jalfrezi better, some limp-as-fuck leaves”?

 

Uninvited lemon is irritating, though. And I like lemon. 

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14 minutes ago, TQR said:


At what point do you think “Ah, I know what’d make this Jalfrezi better, some limp-as-fuck leaves”?

 

Uninvited lemon is irritating, though. And I like lemon. 

Norfolk does better takeaways.

Our leaves are as stiff as a porn stars cock.:D

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I thought you chaps meant the lettuce you get in the bag with the pakora, which is something to do with how it takes in the moisture and keeps the food fresh or something science-y.

 

I've never seen one of these free salad bags. I don't think they do them in Glasgow, too healthy or something.

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24 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Norfolk does better takeaways.

Our leaves are as stiff as a porn stars cock.:D


I mean, if you get a porn star’s cock with your ruby up there, I think I’m prepared to leave Bas behind :D

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Tested positive for Covid this morning.Feel like shit but have felt worse.Actually feel better compared to this morning.

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I don't think this sort of thing does much to improve race relations.

 

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42 minutes ago, Toast said:

I don't think this sort of thing does much to improve race relations.

 

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Why not?

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5 minutes ago, TQR said:

Why not?

 

It's divisive.  While you could have a show featuring white artists only, you wouldn't be allowed to describe it in those terms - it would be condemned as racist.

It also sounds a bit aggressive. 

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7 minutes ago, TQR said:


Why not?

Tbf, I don't think anybody would advise Geoff Norcott, or any other white comedian to stick 'The White British Takeover III ' on their flyers.

That would be seen as racist, right?

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5 minutes ago, Toast said:

 

It's divisive.  While you could have a show featuring white artists only, you wouldn't be allowed to describe it in those terms - it would be condemned as racist.

It also sounds a bit aggressive. 


Many shows DO only feature white artists only, and Mo’s title is merely a bit of commentary on that. I don’t see any aggression in it at all.


 

2 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Tbf, I don't think anybody would advise Geoff Norcott, or any other white comedian to stick 'The White British Takeover III ' on their flyers.

That would be seen as racist, right?


I wouldn’t advise Geoff Norcott to tour at all.

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38 minutes ago, TQR said:

Many shows DO only feature white artists only, and Mo’s title is merely a bit of commentary on that. I don’t see any aggression in it at all.

 

I don't think it's necessary at all to mention the race of the artists, let alone make a thing of it. 

 

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43 minutes ago, TQR said:


Many shows DO only feature white artists only, and Mo’s title is merely a bit of commentary on that. I don’t see any aggression in it at all.


 


I wouldn’t advise Geoff Norcott to tour at all.

Yeah, you are probably more of a Nish Kumar kinda guy.

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2 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Yeah, you are probably more of a Nish Kumar kinda guy.


Nope.

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1 hour ago, TQR said:


Nope.

Thank fuck for that!

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Ok, maybe it's me but..

No, scrub it, I'll keep the thought in me head, fanks.

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What is it about people who go on these quiz shows because they think they are reasonably intelligent.

I have just witnessed a young lady who was as thick as fucking mince on The Chase.

Did she REALLY think 'Yeah, I'm quite clever, I should be ok on that show....' when she thought about applying.

Jesus fucking Christ!

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22 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

What is it about people who go on these quiz shows because they think they are reasonably intelligent.

I have just witnessed a young lady who was as thick as fucking mince on The Chase.

Did she REALLY think 'Yeah, I'm quite clever, I should be ok on that show....' when she thought about applying.

Jesus fucking Christ!

Must have been too long a waiting list for Tipping Point!

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3 minutes ago, time said:

Must have been too long a waiting list for Tipping Point!

Yes, probably!!!:lol:

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For the one millionth time, I am watching 'The Thing'.

I bloody love it!

 

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So, when you go on to Farcebook Market Place and see random ads, like, 'A miracle scratch remover for your car' and 'How to join metal with our super solder' etc, etc.

Not one of them is Kosher, everything is made in China and the products are utter shite because they don't actually work.

Just sayin, like.

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Today is my Pearl (30th) Wedding Anniversary

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6 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said:

Today is my Pearl (30th) Wedding Anniversary


Congrats Mr & Mrs Bib! 

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