Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted September 27, 2016 Not the most seemly of posts, but could any of you fine fine gentlemen pay £20 into the Paypal account thebigredguide@gmail.com? Repayment over the weekend... I could; do you mean will ? Is it your account? Edit: Just Googled it; I guess it isn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted September 28, 2016 Not the most seemly of posts, but could any of you fine fine gentlemen pay £20 into the Paypal account thebigredguide@gmail.com? Repayment over the weekend... Unkike you to beg spadr? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted October 1, 2016 To pluck something from recent history at random: https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL19B0B5CCFEF1C0C9&v=165VjNKRNdwThe how to guide to make the perfect pink lemonade.What has this to do with how to do things on this site? its called the death list HOWTO and i am showing you how to make pink lemonade Stumbled across this looking for something else. Missed it at the time. The combination of clueless, passive aggression, and unintended comic timing makes this my new favourite post ever. Haven't laughed that long at a Deathlist thing since the Albert Hoffman tribute translation. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 1, 2016 To pluck something from recent history at random: https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL19B0B5CCFEF1C0C9&v=165VjNKRNdw The how to guide to make the perfect pink lemonade. What has this to do with how to do things on this site? its called the death list HOWTO and i am showing you how to make pink lemonade Stumbled across this looking for something else. Missed it at the time. The combination of clueless, passive aggression, and unintended comic timing makes this my new favourite post ever. Haven't laughed that long at a Deathlist thing since the Albert Hoffman tribute translation. Well you have to get the laughs where you can nowdays, DL has been a bit barren for sometime now, apart from Lardy. PS: Im not saying Lardy isn't barren, she is probably still fertile and not all dried up yet......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted October 1, 2016 To pluck something from recent history at random: https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL19B0B5CCFEF1C0C9&v=165VjNKRNdw The how to guide to make the perfect pink lemonade. What has this to do with how to do things on this site? its called the death list HOWTO and i am showing you how to make pink lemonade Stumbled across this looking for something else. Missed it at the time. The combination of clueless, passive aggression, and unintended comic timing makes this my new favourite post ever. Haven't laughed that long at a Deathlist thing since the Albert Hoffman tribute translation. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 2, 2016 To pluck something from recent history at random: https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL19B0B5CCFEF1C0C9&v=165VjNKRNdw The how to guide to make the perfect pink lemonade. What has this to do with how to do things on this site? its called the death list HOWTO and i am showing you how to make pink lemonade Stumbled across this looking for something else. Missed it at the time. The combination of clueless, passive aggression, and unintended comic timing makes this my new favourite post ever. Haven't laughed that long at a Deathlist thing since the Albert Hoffman tribute translation. Well you have to get the laughs where you can nowdays, DL has been a bit barren for sometime now, apart from Lardy.PS: Im not saying Lardy isn't barren, she is probably still fertile and not all dried up yet......... Cobweb City round ere mate, let me tell you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,979 Posted October 2, 2016 To pluck something from recent history at random: https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL19B0B5CCFEF1C0C9&v=165VjNKRNdw The how to guide to make the perfect pink lemonade. What has this to do with how to do things on this site? its called the death list HOWTO and i am showing you how to make pink lemonade Stumbled across this looking for something else. Missed it at the time. The combination of clueless, passive aggression, and unintended comic timing makes this my new favourite post ever. Haven't laughed that long at a Deathlist thing since the Albert Hoffman tribute translation. Must admit I'm now curious as to what the Hofmann tribute was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted October 2, 2016 To pluck something from recent history at random: Stumbled across this looking for something else. Missed it at the time. The combination of clueless, passive aggression, and unintended comic timing makes this my new favourite post ever. Haven't laughed that long at a Deathlist thing since the Albert Hoffman tribute translation. Must admit I'm now curious as to what the Hofmann tribute was. I've mentioned it before, but this. First seen in 2008, laughed myself hoarse, showed it to my wife, and then, next day, I woke up to find she'd printed off a copy of the original post and sellotaped it to the fridge door. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Impends 7,979 Posted October 2, 2016 It is easier to think better with a clear mind. [Although how PS would know ths is beyond me] Good stuff. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted October 2, 2016 To pluck something from recent history at random: Stumbled across this looking for something else. Missed it at the time. The combination of clueless, passive aggression, and unintended comic timing makes this my new favourite post ever. Haven't laughed that long at a Deathlist thing since the Albert Hoffman tribute translation. Must admit I'm now curious as to what the Hofmann tribute was. I've mentioned it before, but this. First seen in 2008, laughed myself hoarse, showed it to my wife, and then, next day, I woke up to find she'd printed off a copy of the original post and sellotaped it to the fridge door. show your wife my post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,149 Posted October 2, 2016 That's brilliant I hadn't seen it before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted October 3, 2016 Does anyone here know what a dad would like four their birthday? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 3, 2016 A set of golf clubs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted October 3, 2016 If he drinks, booze. If he doesn't drink, something else he likes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted October 3, 2016 Does anyone here know what a dad would like four their birthday? If it's your dad a visit from social services to take you off him. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhopper penguin 2,265 Posted October 3, 2016 Does anyone here know what a dad would like four their birthday?A Gibson Explorer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted October 3, 2016 Does anyone here know what a dad would like four their birthday? Roughly how old a dad kid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 3, 2016 I'm guessing your dad's about 32, so I'd get him some go-faster stripes for his Honda Civic, a bottle of Jaeger and some rubber johnnies. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Hatter 1,092 Posted October 3, 2016 Does anyone here know what a dad would like four their birthday? Roughly how old a dad kid?He is 50 this year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 3, 2016 Does anyone here know what a dad would like four their birthday?Roughly how old a dad kid?He is 50 this year. Well then a Prostitute, some jump leads and a heavy duty battery for his bollocks. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat O'Falk 3,290 Posted October 3, 2016 A set of golf clubs. St Andrews Royal Dornoch Muirfield Turnberry Carnoustie A bit pricey to buy the full set though. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 3, 2016 A set of golf clubs. St AndrewsRoyal Dornoch Muirfield Turnberry Carnoustie A bit pricey to buy the full set though. That's five. Not as mk requested, 'four'... (I know 'fore')... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted October 3, 2016 Does anyone here know what a dad would like four their birthday?Roughly how old a dad kid?He is 50 this year. If he drinks, a strong bottle of booze (get your mum to get it, or pop into whatever shady shop you buy your own) and a book (with lots of pictures in it on a subject he's interested in (maybe karma sutra or a football book). That or kitchen equipment if he lives on his own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,149 Posted October 3, 2016 A ticket to a gig of an artist or band he likes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted October 4, 2016 OK guys, seriously (except for those of you who were serious, you're golden).... I'm not a dad but I'm a 50 year old mom who had a couple of dads, so I have some experience. I figured out early on that the gifts aren't the thing - gifting your parents is the one time that it really is the thought that counts. I'm assuming you're on a budget. Without knowing what your budget is, what your dad likes, and what shit goes for outside Texas and California I don't have specific recommendations, but you can plan a day with your dad focusing on the things he likes even if you hate them. You can do a chore for him to get it off his back. You can clean his car. If he's a connoisseur of something like cheese, whisky or wine you can get him that - they usually come in small sizes. Is there anywhere around you that has tastings of anything he might like? Or ask him, unless he's like my dad was and likely to say "Stack of $100 bills this high," which led me to give him a stack of play money one year. Ironically, that was the best gift I think I ever gave him. Magazine subscription? Book? Sears Craftsman 40-piece socket set? Is his toolbox rusted through? Cook dinner for the two of you and discuss your future? The possibilities are endless, as is my imagination, apparently. Good luck. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
