Joey Russ 7,119 Posted July 6, 2017 21 minutes ago, msc said: Last wedding I went to was... my own, actually. Only been to 3. One was an aunt, and one was a cousin's lavish £40k+ wedding (marriage lasted 2 years). Most of my friends either had the good sense to run off to Vegas (wish I'd thought of that) or the good graces to be gayer than a swan! Happy late birthday. I just remembered it was today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,761 Posted July 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Happy late birthday. I just remembered it was today. Thanks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted July 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Shaun of the Dead said: Just coming back from a wedding with my parents.I am very nearly 23 and live alone but was still treated like a child.Were some fit bridesmaids there as well!Bastards! Your parents were being cruel to be kind, they've known you long enough to know you'd have been rejected by all of them, so saved your blushes. 1 hour ago, msc said: Last wedding I went to was... my own, actually. Only been to 3. One was an aunt, and one was a cousin's lavish £40k+ wedding (marriage lasted 2 years). Most of my friends either had the good sense to run off to Vegas (wish I'd thought of that) or the good graces to be gayer than a swan! A bizarre expression but apparently one with scientific basis. Although you must have been pissed off when the marriage equality act came in! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,761 Posted July 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Deathray said: you must have been pissed off when the marriage equality act came in! Ah, then they sodded off to Vegas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted July 7, 2017 http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/articles/18-types-of-internet-trolls Also why am I up at four in the morning? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,119 Posted July 7, 2017 24 minutes ago, Deathray said: http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/articles/18-types-of-internet-trolls Also why am I up at four in the morning? Don't know. On another thought, maybe a mod should change The Mad Hatter's name to The Bored Hatter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted July 7, 2017 5 hours ago, Shaun of the Dead said: Just coming back from a wedding with my parents.I am very nearly 23 and live alone but was still treated like a child.Were some fit bridesmaids there as well!Bastards! I have children older than you. When they act like children they get treated like children. Or when I feel like it. Or when the sun rises and sets. Or whenever. Labor qualifies me. Don't argue. I will say, though, that if there were attractive bridesmaids around my youngest would tell me to get shafted and head over to introduce himself - and I am a force to be reckoned with. What stopped you? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted July 7, 2017 8 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Nah, dont do 'all inclusive' Chaz, not one to stuff my face and liver morning, noon and night. When Im out there I will take a few pics of the Sun, just so you can see what it looks like and stand infront of the pic for a bit of warmth . Come to Texas next time. We have sun. And humidity. And air pollution. And large insects. And traffic. And coyotes. Never mind. I'll meet y'all in Spain. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted July 7, 2017 On 7/5/2017 at 22:20, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: So its 4.21am and Ive been indoors since 4.05am. I did a days work, 9hrs 20 mins, then went back in at 7pm to do another 9 hrs (ish) on a night job. Its a bit fucking pointless going to sleep now, my back is killing me and I need to wind down. Walker Texas Ranger is on the TV on one of those *channels that you only watch at 4.21am.... I have to think of the money. Edit: *its actually CBS action, which is a load of old wank to be honest. The only episode of Walker worth watching is the one where they blow up Sandra Brown's house. And that's debatable if anything else is on TV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted July 7, 2017 5 hours ago, CarolAnn said: The only episode of Walker worth watching is the one where they blow up Sandra Brown's house. And that's debatable if anything else is on TV. I have no idea who Sandra Brown is but, maybe, they should have blown up the show instead. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 17,761 Posted July 7, 2017 There's some right shite on those channels in the early hours: Highway to Heaven was one that seemed to be on every bloody channel at one point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted July 7, 2017 7 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: I have no idea who Sandra Brown is but, maybe, they should have blown up the show instead. You're always going on fucking holiday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted July 7, 2017 35 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: You're always going on fucking holiday. You're always going to fucking concerts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 14,839 Posted July 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: You're always going to fucking concerts. I'm going to see Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers AND Stevie Nicks on Sunday <smirks> 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted July 7, 2017 And I'm always going to the bar. Everycunts happy.... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,687 Posted July 7, 2017 4 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: You're always going to fucking concerts. Admittedly I have been to quite a few this year, and am going to see the Foo Fighters again in September but generally it's only one or two a year. Not like you Airmiles Nelson 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted July 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Admittedly I have been to quite a few this year, and am going to see the Foo Fighters again in September but generally it's only one or two a year. Not like you Airmiles Nelson I was going to answer that with something smart arsed. I cant really. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted July 7, 2017 5 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: You're always going to fucking concerts. Is anybody just going fucking? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted July 7, 2017 9 minutes ago, CarolAnn said: Is anybody just going fucking? Unfortunately, for me, no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted July 7, 2017 11 minutes ago, CarolAnn said: Is anybody just going fucking? If they are or they're attempting too I doubt there posting here at half 11 on a Friday night.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted July 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Deathray said: If they are or they're attempting too I doubt there posting here at half 11 on a Friday night.... You will find that, IF we actually get such an opportunity, us old uns are quite capable of multitasking. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted July 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: You will find that, IF we actually get such an opportunity, us old uns are quite capable of multitasking. Thanks. It's always nice to know pensioners are getting more action than you...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132 Posted July 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Deathray said: It's always nice to know pensioners are more active than you...... Well you know the answer to that then. Go shag a pensioner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,933 Posted July 7, 2017 26 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Well you know the answer to that then. Go shag a pensioner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted July 8, 2017 6 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Unfortunately, for me, no. Me either, but at least mine's a geographical problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
