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Has this place turned into fucking Grange Hill or something? Fuck away with your petty shit and let's go back to when there was PROPER argy bargy on here, not this playground load of wank. 

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31 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Has this place turned into fucking Grange Hill or something? Fuck away with your petty shit and let's go back to when there was PROPER argy bargy on here, not this playground load of wank. 

I never did do any playground wank as i was shy and had a sheltered upbringing.

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Ah, all my internet posts from when I was 15/16 have been long lost. Thank fuck.

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Did the forum just change colour/font/stuff mid-thread read, or have I had a stroke?

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20 minutes ago, msc said:

Did the forum just change colour/font/stuff mid-thread read, or have I had a stroke?

Your not the only one. I like the full react emojis though. Can a mod put an angry emoji on though? Thanks. 

Seriously, where did this sudden change come from? 

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You've changed your avatar too!

 

This is too much confusion for a Sunday...

 

:D

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1 minute ago, msc said:

You've changed your avatar too!

 

This is too much confusion for a Sunday...

 

:D

You clearly haven't seen my post in the avatar thread then. :lol:

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21 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

Your not the only one. I like the full react emojis though. Can a mod put an angry emoji on though? Thanks. 

Seriously, where did this sudden change come from? 

 

I have a choice of four. No angry ones. ETA, I've misread. An angry one would be an excellent addition if a passing admin could look into that.

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Any chance of the old style coming back. This new ones way too bright.

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Looks shit on a phone too.

 

Also just stop FUCKING AROUND WITH THINGS! 

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1 hour ago, Boudicca said:

 

I have a choice of four. No angry ones. ETA, I've misread. An angry one would be an excellent addition if a passing admin could look into that.

 

Angry reaction has been added.

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3 minutes ago, Death Impends said:

 

Angry reaction has been added.

 

RIP My pretense that people like my inane posts for non-ironic reasons. :unsure::P

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19 minutes ago, Death Impends said:

 

Angry reaction has been added.

 

Cheers for that :lol:

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Form now on where someone posts something sad I am going to react with laughing emoji and you can like your own posts Now as well.

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That's the rebel spirit MK. 

Tiocfaidh à là

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As for the brighter colors I will look into seeing if I can dim things a bit... fortunately pretty much everything else seems to have stayed the same, in contrast to the Feb update.

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1 hour ago, Death Impends said:

 

Angry reaction has been added.

Thanks for that. I have a feeling it'll get used against me a lot, but I honestly don't care. :D 

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It's bollocks.  Under each post where it says  the number of members' posts and when the posts were made are written over the top of each other. It looks a mess.

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If it aint broke fuck around with it till it is.

Top work that someone!!:facepalm:

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Anyway....

Its nice to know that there are still utter cunts out there, the sole reason why Im not overly enamoured with the human race.

In no particular order, those utter fucking wankers who light up a ciggy then cough their lungs up after every draw of that cancer smoke.

The vermin who attempt to hack up a dockers omlette just when you are about to dig into a fried egg at breakfast almost had me punching faces in.

People who can clearly see a fucking long queue waiting for the bus to the long stay car park but blatantly push in ( well not in front of me they fucking didnt) knowing that they are pushing in.

Luton Airport is a fucking disgrace, undergoing a refit that will turn it from a shit hole into an even bigger one.

There is more but I will probably explode.....oh yeah, here is a real good un.

Lady FN and I enter the lift at the Hotel ( bastard lifts they were too ) when it stops on the fifth floor.

The door opens and what greets us are a couple, festooned with tattoos and both wider than a nymphos legs.

The both get in and (((RIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG))) the lift alarm goes off coz its been overloaded.

Now both FNs weigh, about, 152 kilos combined. The lift goes bang at 450 kilos...................:lol:

Tattooed husband told his wife to get out and wait for the next lift.

100% true.

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That sounds horrible, LFN.
 

Come to Scotland instead.

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5 minutes ago, Boudicca said:

That sounds horrible, LFN.
 

Come to Scotland instead.

Do i have to wear a kilt and eat haggis?

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Lol. Naw. Can you throw a frisbee and drive too fast on single-track scarily dangerous roads? Aye you can!

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1 minute ago, Boudicca said:

Lol. Naw. Can you throw a frisbee and drive on single-track scarily dangerous roads? Aye you can!

I can deffo drive on dangerous roads, they will probably be lethal if Charon is on them at the same time.:lol:

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