DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

[Godot 148]

Also, I only have one pair of wellies

 

S'okay. Most of the lookers amongst the sheep only have one pair of back legs. You've gotta get really close to Sellafield before that rule ceases to apply.

 

Out of interest how many pairs of velcro gloves do you own?

Good point guesty, obviously an expert in this field. One small observation: Velcro is a trade name so should be capped up.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

Today: I am fed up.

Tomorrow: I will be fed up.

I will keep you posted as the week progresses.

Bet you cant wait, eh!!

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Today I have been turning out my drawers. I have enough clothes to keep the entire population of Namibia warm. I am also trying to teach myself to roll fags, but I am the shittest fag roller ever. I might as well be smoking air. So tomorrow I'm going to buy myself one of those rolly machines.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

Today I have been turning out my drawers. I have enough clothes to keep the entire population of Namibia warm. I am also trying to teach myself to roll fags, but I am the shittest fag roller ever. I might as well be smoking air. So tomorrow I'm going to buy myself one of those rolly machines.

Rolling fags?

Its a similar technique to a Bombay roll................

Hope that helps.

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Today I have been turning out my drawers. I have enough clothes to keep the entire population of Namibia warm. I am also trying to teach myself to roll fags, but I am the shittest fag roller ever. I might as well be smoking air. So tomorrow I'm going to buy myself one of those rolly machines.

Rolling fags?

Its a similar technique to a Bombay roll................

Hope that helps.

 

I don't know what that is. Dare I Google it?

 

Ah, phew, not as bad as I thought. Not like when I had to Google a Cleveland Steamer....at work

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

Today I have been turning out my drawers. I have enough clothes to keep the entire population of Namibia warm. I am also trying to teach myself to roll fags, but I am the shittest fag roller ever. I might as well be smoking air. So tomorrow I'm going to buy myself one of those rolly machines.

Rolling fags?

Its a similar technique to a Bombay roll................

Hope that helps.

 

I don't know what that is. Dare I Google it?

 

Ah, phew, not as bad as I thought. Not like when I had to Google a Cleveland Steamer....at work

I didnt know what it was either!

Now I do....

Mind you, according to WWW. legend (or Handy) a certain squeaky clean actress would have been able to tell you EXACTLY how to carry out such a manoeuvre.

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Today I have been turning out my drawers. I have enough clothes to keep the entire population of Namibia warm. I am also trying to teach myself to roll fags, but I am the shittest fag roller ever. I might as well be smoking air. So tomorrow I'm going to buy myself one of those rolly machines.

Rolling fags?

Its a similar technique to a Bombay roll................

Hope that helps.

 

I don't know what that is. Dare I Google it?

 

Ah, phew, not as bad as I thought. Not like when I had to Google a Cleveland Steamer....at work

I didnt know what it was either!

Now I do....

Mind you, according to WWW. legend (or Handy) a certain squeaky clean actress would have been able to tell you EXACTLY how to carry out such a manoeuvre.

 

Una Stubbs, innit? Allegedly of course. I don't believe it for a minute. Unless it was on Lionel Blair. In which case I'd have a go too.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

Today I have been turning out my drawers. I have enough clothes to keep the entire population of Namibia warm. I am also trying to teach myself to roll fags, but I am the shittest fag roller ever. I might as well be smoking air. So tomorrow I'm going to buy myself one of those rolly machines.

Rolling fags?

Its a similar technique to a Bombay roll................

Hope that helps.

 

I don't know what that is. Dare I Google it?

 

Ah, phew, not as bad as I thought. Not like when I had to Google a Cleveland Steamer....at work

I didnt know what it was either!

Now I do....

Mind you, according to WWW. legend (or Handy) a certain squeaky clean actress would have been able to tell you EXACTLY how to carry out such a manoeuvre.

 

Una Stubbs, innit? Allegedly of course. I don't believe it for a minute. Unless it was on Lionel Blair. In which case I'd have a go too.

I dont believe it either.

It would be funnily disgusting if it was true.

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Today I have been turning out my drawers. I have enough clothes to keep the entire population of Namibia warm. I am also trying to teach myself to roll fags, but I am the shittest fag roller ever. I might as well be smoking air. So tomorrow I'm going to buy myself one of those rolly machines.

Rolling fags?

Its a similar technique to a Bombay roll................

Hope that helps.

 

I don't know what that is. Dare I Google it?

 

Ah, phew, not as bad as I thought. Not like when I had to Google a Cleveland Steamer....at work

I didnt know what it was either!

Now I do....

Mind you, according to WWW. legend (or Handy) a certain squeaky clean actress would have been able to tell you EXACTLY how to carry out such a manoeuvre.

 

Una Stubbs, innit? Allegedly of course. I don't believe it for a minute. Unless it was on Lionel Blair. In which case I'd have a go too.

I dont believe it either.

It would be funnily disgusting if it was true.

 

Imagine trying to act out THAT on Give Us A Clue....

[time 7,950]

Today I have been turning out my drawers. I have enough clothes to keep the entire population of Namibia warm. I am also trying to teach myself to roll fags, but I am the shittest fag roller ever. I might as well be smoking air. So tomorrow I'm going to buy myself one of those rolly machines.

Rolling fags?

Its a similar technique to a Bombay roll................

Hope that helps.

 

I don't know what that is. Dare I Google it?

 

Ah, phew, not as bad as I thought. Not like when I had to Google a Cleveland Steamer....at work

 

I Googled 'black box' once (at work); that was interesting.

[Windsor 2,143]

Today I have been turning out my drawers. I have enough clothes to keep the entire population of Namibia warm. I am also trying to teach myself to roll fags, but I am the shittest fag roller ever. I might as well be smoking air. So tomorrow I'm going to buy myself one of those rolly machines.

Rolling fags?

Its a similar technique to a Bombay roll................

Hope that helps.

 

I don't know what that is. Dare I Google it?

 

Ah, phew, not as bad as I thought. Not like when I had to Google a Cleveland Steamer....at work

 

I clicked on a link posted by a drive-by-ranter on this forum. It was supposed to lead to an obituary, but it instead it took me to a scat website.

Its not good when you are sitting at the front of a computer classroom at uni when your screen is showing a close up of an arse with poo spewing out of it...

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

Today I have been turning out my drawers. I have enough clothes to keep the entire population of Namibia warm. I am also trying to teach myself to roll fags, but I am the shittest fag roller ever. I might as well be smoking air. So tomorrow I'm going to buy myself one of those rolly machines.

Rolling fags?

Its a similar technique to a Bombay roll................

Hope that helps.

 

I don't know what that is. Dare I Google it?

 

Ah, phew, not as bad as I thought. Not like when I had to Google a Cleveland Steamer....at work

 

I clicked on a link posted by a drive-by-ranter on this forum. It was supposed to lead to an obituary, but it instead it took me to a scat website.

Its not good when you are sitting at the front of a computer classroom at uni when your screen is showing a close up of an arse with poo spewing out of it...

Ah, that old chestnut..... "Oh i just happened to click on a link and......"

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

Is it me or are some of the latest Guest/Member log in names sh*te?

WTF is 833 wotsit about?

Sixtyten? At least log in as Sixtynine FFS!!!!!

I tell you, the quality is dropping people, we need a revolution!!

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Is it me or are some of the latest Guest/Member log in names sh*te?

WTF is 833 wotsit about?

Sixtyten? At least log in as Sixtynine FFS!!!!!

I tell you, the quality is dropping people, we need a revolution!!

 

Didn't you have the balls to write 'W'ANKER'?

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

Is it me or are some of the latest Guest/Member log in names sh*te?

WTF is 833 wotsit about?

Sixtyten? At least log in as Sixtynine FFS!!!!!

I tell you, the quality is dropping people, we need a revolution!!

 

Didn't you have the balls to write 'W'ANKER'?

I did but im getting pissed off with not being able to type it straight off.

He is still a w*nker/w'anker, however its typed.

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Is it me or are some of the latest Guest/Member log in names sh*te?

WTF is 833 wotsit about?

Sixtyten? At least log in as Sixtynine FFS!!!!!

I tell you, the quality is dropping people, we need a revolution!!

 

Didn't you have the balls to write 'W'ANKER'?

I did but im getting pissed off with not being able to type it straight off.

He is still a w*nker/w'anker, however its typed.

 

Fair enough. And not only is he a w'anker, he's a one-eyed Scottish w'anker at that. All he needs now is to turn ginger and discover Welsh roots, and he'll be a total and utter c'unt

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

Is it me or are some of the latest Guest/Member log in names sh*te?

WTF is 833 wotsit about?

Sixtyten? At least log in as Sixtynine FFS!!!!!

I tell you, the quality is dropping people, we need a revolution!!

 

Didn't you have the balls to write 'W'ANKER'?

I did but im getting pissed off with not being able to type it straight off.

He is still a w*nker/w'anker, however its typed.

 

Fair enough. And not only is he a w'anker, he's a one-eyed Scottish w'anker at that. All he needs now is to turn ginger and discover Welsh roots, and he'll be a total and utter c'unt

Thats my Lardy!

Not only is Brown a w'anker, you have also insulted the one eyed, the Scottish, Gingers, the Welsh and c'unts.

How dare you associate those with that prat!!!

You forgot to mention a facial tic and a sh*t dress sense too.

[Handrejka 1,840]

Is it me or are some of the latest Guest/Member log in names sh*te?

WTF is 833 wotsit about?

Sixtyten? At least log in as Sixtynine FFS!!!!!

I tell you, the quality is dropping people, we need a revolution!!

 

Didn't you have the balls to write 'W'ANKER'?

I did but im getting pissed off with not being able to type it straight off.

He is still a w*nker/w'anker, however its typed.

 

Fair enough. And not only is he a w'anker, he's a one-eyed Scottish w'anker at that. All he needs now is to turn ginger and discover Welsh roots, and he'll be a total and utter c'unt

Thats my Lardy!

Not only is Brown a w'anker, you have also insulted the one eyed, the Scottish, Gingers, the Welsh and c'unts.

How dare you associate those with that prat!!!

You forgot to mention a facial tic and a sh*t dress sense too.

 

 

Isn't he meant to be a transvestite too?

 

 

Going off topcic, we had some nutter want to open a bank account for "his favourite boat" today. Nutter

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

Is it me or are some of the latest Guest/Member log in names sh*te?

WTF is 833 wotsit about?

Sixtyten? At least log in as Sixtynine FFS!!!!!

I tell you, the quality is dropping people, we need a revolution!!

 

Didn't you have the balls to write 'W'ANKER'?

I did but im getting pissed off with not being able to type it straight off.

He is still a w*nker/w'anker, however its typed.

 

Fair enough. And not only is he a w'anker, he's a one-eyed Scottish w'anker at that. All he needs now is to turn ginger and discover Welsh roots, and he'll be a total and utter c'unt

Thats my Lardy!

Not only is Brown a w'anker, you have also insulted the one eyed, the Scottish, Gingers, the Welsh and c'unts.

How dare you associate those with that prat!!!

You forgot to mention a facial tic and a sh*t dress sense too.

 

 

Isn't he meant to be a transvestite too?

 

 

Going off topcic, we had some nutter want to open a bank account for "his favourite boat" today. Nutter

A transvestite?!? My God, first its the Una Stubbs rumour now its Gordon.

Just what sites do you frequent Handy?

Handy, you were not going off topic, thats what this thread is all about, by all means meander....

Many nutters on you Island?

[Handrejka 1,840]

Is it me or are some of the latest Guest/Member log in names sh*te?

WTF is 833 wotsit about?

Sixtyten? At least log in as Sixtynine FFS!!!!!

I tell you, the quality is dropping people, we need a revolution!!

 

Didn't you have the balls to write 'W'ANKER'?

I did but im getting pissed off with not being able to type it straight off.

He is still a w*nker/w'anker, however its typed.

 

Fair enough. And not only is he a w'anker, he's a one-eyed Scottish w'anker at that. All he needs now is to turn ginger and discover Welsh roots, and he'll be a total and utter c'unt

Thats my Lardy!

Not only is Brown a w'anker, you have also insulted the one eyed, the Scottish, Gingers, the Welsh and c'unts.

How dare you associate those with that prat!!!

You forgot to mention a facial tic and a sh*t dress sense too.

 

 

Isn't he meant to be a transvestite too?

 

 

Going off topcic, we had some nutter want to open a bank account for "his favourite boat" today. Nutter

A transvestite?!? My God, first its the Una Stubbs rumour now its Gordon.

Just what sites do you frequent Handy?

Handy, you were not going off topic, thats what this thread is all about, by all means meander....

Many nutters on you Island?

 

 

Oh about 80, 000.

 

Re Gordon Brown's possible transvestism, I'm almost certain I first read it here. I think the Pooka or someone may have made reference to it.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

Is it me or are some of the latest Guest/Member log in names sh*te?

WTF is 833 wotsit about?

Sixtyten? At least log in as Sixtynine FFS!!!!!

I tell you, the quality is dropping people, we need a revolution!!

 

Didn't you have the balls to write 'W'ANKER'?

I did but im getting pissed off with not being able to type it straight off.

He is still a w*nker/w'anker, however its typed.

 

Fair enough. And not only is he a w'anker, he's a one-eyed Scottish w'anker at that. All he needs now is to turn ginger and discover Welsh roots, and he'll be a total and utter c'unt

Thats my Lardy!

Not only is Brown a w'anker, you have also insulted the one eyed, the Scottish, Gingers, the Welsh and c'unts.

How dare you associate those with that prat!!!

You forgot to mention a facial tic and a sh*t dress sense too.

 

 

Isn't he meant to be a transvestite too?

 

 

Going off topcic, we had some nutter want to open a bank account for "his favourite boat" today. Nutter

A transvestite?!? My God, first its the Una Stubbs rumour now its Gordon.

Just what sites do you frequent Handy?

Handy, you were not going off topic, thats what this thread is all about, by all means meander....

Many nutters on you Island?

 

 

Oh about 80, 000.

 

Re Gordon Brown's possible transvestism, I'm almost certain I first read it here. I think the Pooka or someone may have made reference to it.

Ah, the Pooka, lovely fella he was.

RIP.

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Is it me or are some of the latest Guest/Member log in names sh*te?

WTF is 833 wotsit about?

Sixtyten? At least log in as Sixtynine FFS!!!!!

I tell you, the quality is dropping people, we need a revolution!!

 

Didn't you have the balls to write 'W'ANKER'?

I did but im getting pissed off with not being able to type it straight off.

He is still a w*nker/w'anker, however its typed.

 

Fair enough. And not only is he a w'anker, he's a one-eyed Scottish w'anker at that. All he needs now is to turn ginger and discover Welsh roots, and he'll be a total and utter c'unt

Thats my Lardy!

Not only is Brown a w'anker, you have also insulted the one eyed, the Scottish, Gingers, the Welsh and c'unts.

How dare you associate those with that prat!!!

You forgot to mention a facial tic and a sh*t dress sense too.

 

 

Isn't he meant to be a transvestite too?

 

 

Going off topcic, we had some nutter want to open a bank account for "his favourite boat" today. Nutter

A transvestite?!? My God, first its the Una Stubbs rumour now its Gordon.

Just what sites do you frequent Handy?

Handy, you were not going off topic, thats what this thread is all about, by all means meander....

Many nutters on you Island?

 

 

Oh about 80, 000.

 

Re Gordon Brown's possible transvestism, I'm almost certain I first read it here. I think the Pooka or someone may have made reference to it.

Ah, the Pooka, lovely fella he was.

RIP.

 

Is he really dead?

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

Is it me or are some of the latest Guest/Member log in names sh*te?

WTF is 833 wotsit about?

Sixtyten? At least log in as Sixtynine FFS!!!!!

I tell you, the quality is dropping people, we need a revolution!!

 

Didn't you have the balls to write 'W'ANKER'?

I did but im getting pissed off with not being able to type it straight off.

He is still a w*nker/w'anker, however its typed.

 

Fair enough. And not only is he a w'anker, he's a one-eyed Scottish w'anker at that. All he needs now is to turn ginger and discover Welsh roots, and he'll be a total and utter c'unt

Thats my Lardy!

Not only is Brown a w'anker, you have also insulted the one eyed, the Scottish, Gingers, the Welsh and c'unts.

How dare you associate those with that prat!!!

You forgot to mention a facial tic and a sh*t dress sense too.

 

 

Isn't he meant to be a transvestite too?

 

 

Going off topcic, we had some nutter want to open a bank account for "his favourite boat" today. Nutter

A transvestite?!? My God, first its the Una Stubbs rumour now its Gordon.

Just what sites do you frequent Handy?

Handy, you were not going off topic, thats what this thread is all about, by all means meander....

Many nutters on you Island?

 

 

Oh about 80, 000.

 

Re Gordon Brown's possible transvestism, I'm almost certain I first read it here. I think the Pooka or someone may have made reference to it.

Ah, the Pooka, lovely fella he was.

RIP.

 

Is he really dead?

I have no idea.

Im sure it was you who told me that.

How would we know anyway?

I dont think anybody knew who he really was?

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Is it me or are some of the latest Guest/Member log in names sh*te?

WTF is 833 wotsit about?

Sixtyten? At least log in as Sixtynine FFS!!!!!

I tell you, the quality is dropping people, we need a revolution!!

 

Didn't you have the balls to write 'W'ANKER'?

I did but im getting pissed off with not being able to type it straight off.

He is still a w*nker/w'anker, however its typed.

 

Fair enough. And not only is he a w'anker, he's a one-eyed Scottish w'anker at that. All he needs now is to turn ginger and discover Welsh roots, and he'll be a total and utter c'unt

Thats my Lardy!

Not only is Brown a w'anker, you have also insulted the one eyed, the Scottish, Gingers, the Welsh and c'unts.

How dare you associate those with that prat!!!

You forgot to mention a facial tic and a sh*t dress sense too.

 

 

Isn't he meant to be a transvestite too?

 

 

Going off topcic, we had some nutter want to open a bank account for "his favourite boat" today. Nutter

A transvestite?!? My God, first its the Una Stubbs rumour now its Gordon.

Just what sites do you frequent Handy?

Handy, you were not going off topic, thats what this thread is all about, by all means meander....

Many nutters on you Island?

 

 

Oh about 80, 000.

 

Re Gordon Brown's possible transvestism, I'm almost certain I first read it here. I think the Pooka or someone may have made reference to it.

Ah, the Pooka, lovely fella he was.

RIP.

 

Is he really dead?

I have no idea.

Im sure it was you who told me that.

How would we know anyway?

I dont think anybody knew who he really was?

 

 

No, I said I thought I'd heard that Olveres or whatever his name was, was dead.

You only like Pooka cos his picture reminds you of what you used to look like in the 70s. When you were 30

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

Is it me or are some of the latest Guest/Member log in names sh*te?

WTF is 833 wotsit about?

Sixtyten? At least log in as Sixtynine FFS!!!!!

I tell you, the quality is dropping people, we need a revolution!!

 

Didn't you have the balls to write 'W'ANKER'?

I did but im getting pissed off with not being able to type it straight off.

He is still a w*nker/w'anker, however its typed.

 

Fair enough. And not only is he a w'anker, he's a one-eyed Scottish w'anker at that. All he needs now is to turn ginger and discover Welsh roots, and he'll be a total and utter c'unt

Thats my Lardy!

Not only is Brown a w'anker, you have also insulted the one eyed, the Scottish, Gingers, the Welsh and c'unts.

How dare you associate those with that prat!!!

You forgot to mention a facial tic and a sh*t dress sense too.

 

 

Isn't he meant to be a transvestite too?

 

 

Going off topcic, we had some nutter want to open a bank account for "his favourite boat" today. Nutter

A transvestite?!? My God, first its the Una Stubbs rumour now its Gordon.

Just what sites do you frequent Handy?

Handy, you were not going off topic, thats what this thread is all about, by all means meander....

Many nutters on you Island?

 

 

Oh about 80, 000.

 

Re Gordon Brown's possible transvestism, I'm almost certain I first read it here. I think the Pooka or someone may have made reference to it.

Ah, the Pooka, lovely fella he was.

RIP.

 

Is he really dead?

I have no idea.

Im sure it was you who told me that.

How would we know anyway?

I dont think anybody knew who he really was?

 

 

No, I said I thought I'd heard that Olveres or whatever his name was, was dead.

You only like Pooka cos his picture reminds you of what you used to look like in the 70s. When you were 30

Pissing taking bastard!

I was not 30 in the 1970s, however, I will concede that I did have lots and lots of hair.