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Laura K wearing her new "look I'm a doctor" coat on the news.

 

Ha!

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2 minutes ago, Windsor said:

He doesn’t get the job automatically if the PM dies.

 

There is no such thing as an acting Prime Minister. You are either the Prime Minister, or you aren’t. As there is no automatic succession the cabinet would need to chose the next PM from among themselves. 

In that case they'll probably choose someone who has no chance of winning the leadership election. So i t could be Priti Patel ! :facepalm:

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2 hours ago, Joey Russ said:

For a bit of a laugh...

 

 

an onion article is always a good laugh

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There is no truth to the rumour that Boris' condition deteriorated just after he heard of Honor Blackman's death, when he was alleged to have shouted in in a delirious moment "One more Pussy in heaven!"

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I find the outpouring of support for him insufferable. It’s going to be a bit embarrassing for some folk now if he doesn’t die...

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People on Twitter want to do a clap for Boris tomorrow night just like the twee-but-well-meaning claps for the NHS. Gotta be joking. 

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7 minutes ago, TheKeysOfMarinus said:

People on Twitter want to do a clap for Boris tomorrow night just like the twee-but-well-meaning claps for the NHS. Gotta be joking. 

To be fair I’m sure he has a long association with the clap.

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6 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

My letter from Number 10 arrived this morning, setting out the strict rules to obey.

 

Total irony if he doesn't last the night.

Definitely a case of do as I say,not as I do ! 

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Well the good news is it seems he has survived the night. Many days of battle ahead for him thoough ! 

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Sweepstake on which day he leaves hospital (dead or alive)?

12 April

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Just now, Youth in Asia said:

Sweepstake on which day he leaves hospital (dead or alive)?

12 April

 

16 April

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Just now, Youth in Asia said:

Sweepstake on which day he leaves hospital (dead or alive)?

12 April

i'll bite 10 april

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8th of April

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2 hours ago, CoffinLodger said:

Well the good news is it seems he has survived the night. Many days of battle ahead for him thoough ! 

Not having any news at this time doesn’t mean he has survived the night though

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He is already dead and will be replaced by this stand in. No one will notice the difference....

 

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39 minutes ago, Youth in Asia said:

Sweepstake on which day he leaves hospital (dead or alive)?

12 April

April 13

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11 hours ago, CoffinLodger said:

In that case they'll probably choose someone who has no chance of winning the leadership election. So i t could be Priti Patel ! :facepalm:

She is missing in action at the moment. Never appears on the media despite being a senior member of the government and in charge of policing.  

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1 hour ago, Lafaucheuse said:

Not having any news at this time doesn’t mean he has survives the night though

He have been alive at 8am when Gove went on tv.- they not likely to then reveal he died at 6am but no one told the cabinet for two hours 

 

my friend, who is not one for conspiracy theories, says through he has been told he is on a ventilator by someone he trusts. 
 

will say the 17th April for the sweepstake.

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It is slightly ominous that there hasn't  been an official statement about his condition so far today I must admit.Even the govt doesn't seem to have a clue how he is.  On the face of it that might not be such good news...

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10 hours ago, Windsor said:

I find the outpouring of support for him insufferable. It’s going to be a bit embarrassing for some folk now if he doesn’t die...


I remember reading years ago that Australian soap actors were keen on having their characters spend a few episodes in a hospital bed, comatose at death’s door. Apparently there was nothing like it for boosting your popularity. In the same spirit, if Boris gets back to his old self he’ll be a national hero.

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6 minutes ago, CoffinLodger said:

It is slightly ominous that there hasn't  been an official statement about his condition so far today I must admit.Even the govt doesn't seem to have a clue how he is.  On the face of it that might not be such good news...


Gove was on the news literally half an hour ago giving an update. He said PM spent night in ICU, didn't need a ventilator.

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4 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:


Gove was on the news literally half an hour ago giving an update. He said PM spent night in ICU, didn't need a ventilator.

I have a feeling that Gove is just repeating the official line given by Downing St last night. Turns out  Gove is stuck at home self isolating himself so it's unlikely he would know much. I guess Dominic Raab will be the first to know any major news.

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All of the UK newsreaders (that I've seen anyway) wearing black this morning...

 

Remember the Peter Sissons/Red Tie/Queen Mum fiasco?

 

Are they expecting a major announcement that nobody wants to be caught out in summer florals with ?

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4 minutes ago, joneseuro said:

All of the UK newsreaders (that I've seen anyway) wearing black this morning...

 

Remember the Peter Sissons/Red Tie/Queen Mum fiasco?

 

Are they expecting a major announcement that nobody wants to be caught out in summer florals with ?

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Very interesting.I didn't even notice ! It's probably just a precaution ,not that they have any info that he's on the brink of death ! 

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